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Is it with great sadness that Uncyclopedia must report the loss of two of the most beloved members of the Uncyclopedian Community. A day of mourning has been announced.
and Todd "Howlin'" Lyons worked tirelessly for the betterment of others, and both in their own unique ways have improved and left their mark on the Uncyclopedia you see before you today. Their self sacrifice will long be remembered, and plans are underway to erect a fitting monument, the Some "Fingers" User .
Tomb of the Unknown Contributor
A minute's deletion is to be observed.
On this day...
February 27: Banjo Impressions Day.
1972: Diwn diwndiwn, diwn diwn, diwn diwn, diwn diwn
1982: Banjo impressions are banned in Alabama during its Third Five-Year Plan.
1985: deh de dew dew dew dew dew dew , dew........deh de dew dew dew dew dew dew , dew.
1986: He's got a real pretty mouth on him, don't he?
1994 - Top of the Flops debuts on BBC Two, earning a place at No.1 on this show results in a £10,000,000 fine. Madonna was the first Number One with Played Like a Banjo.
1998: Nintendo and Rareware officially release Banjo-Kazooie, brief fad of impersonating a bear hits America
2006: Apple's iRon topped selling charts for the first time.
2007: Pokemon Olive a pokemon game was supposed to come out but didn't.
2040: Intel creates the world's fastest computer processor, "Idiot Inside"
2050: Apple sued for putting Michael Jackson in its iRon ads
2645: Ting Tong playing Ping pong with King Kong in Hong Kong.
2846: Ping-Pong merrilly on high...
2847: Your mom plays my banjo... if you know what I mean.
3007: Dr. Zoidberg plays spin the bottle with Dick Cheney and wins Bush's best tie, and a badger.
3009: Smart humans invent The Banjo and make 23 billion songs. Five Published, millions buy Albums, $10 made.
Word of the Day
Death Try to use it in conversation. Knowledge is power.
In the news
writes a poem showing what he thinks about the deaths of Some User and Todd Lyons(he misses them very much).
Oscar Wilde of uncyclopedia.wikia.com die and appoint Editors -human hybrid to manage Recent News.
earwig was revived. But Norwegian Space Ottars mistook him for a fish and buried him in their gardens. He died.
Jesus people slit their wrists and write tragic poems, nothing newsworthy there...
Gothic The commit mass suicide, but emos nobody cares...duh...
Mourners flow through the streets of in New York fashion, melodramatic demonstrating, parading, blocking traffic and inciting riots.
All are wearing black armbands.
Uncyclopedians The are comitting mass seppuku.
Japanese The are maintaining a stiff upper lip. In British France, rioting ensues.
Physicists at publish a paper no one could understand. Basically they wanted 1 hour of strict mourning to be observed.
IITb The State Department for Social Security will NOT pay successors' pensions to the relatives.
All the are drunk. All the Russians are Dutch . Peyote use at an alarming high among stoned .
Native Americans In the the streets are full of women wailing loudly.
middle east The have organised a drive through service.
a duh /b/ was here
If anyone cares on a day like today...
*...there's a ninja behind you but it left when you turned around?
...that the great Wall Street Crash of 1929 led to many opportunities for great photography of homeless people and farmers covered in dust the following years?
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