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Is it with great sadness that Uncyclopedia must report the loss of two of the most beloved members of the Uncyclopedian Community. A day of mourning has been announced.
and Todd "Howlin'" Lyons worked tirelessly for the betterment of others, and both in their own unique ways have improved and left their mark on the Uncyclopedia you see before you today. Their self sacrifice will long be remembered, and plans are underway to erect a fitting monument, the Some "Fingers" User .
Tomb of the Unknown Contributor
A minute's deletion is to be observed.
On this day...
Man Milk Day
2300 BC - Chinese religious officers declared that drinking milk is a sin.
1609 - Bohemia is granted freedom of religion. The Bohemians snap their fingers in approval.
1732 - The 'Running of the Bulls' Festival in Pamploma, originally, 'The Drowning of the Animals' Festival, undergoes Major overhaul. PETA established.
1946 - George W. Bush born; record numbers of brain death recorded in America.
1977 - Idiot deems day "Man Milk Day" and proceeds to schedule lame events (Editor advises they read the article " How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid")
1978 - Margaret Thatcher blesses the first man to be milked.
1986 - Mike Portnoy founded the band Dream Theater
1988 - Shemales riot near Rio de Janeiro to obtain the rights for selling their milk to earn a living.
1996 - Mike Portnoy travels back in time to found the band Dream Theater
2004 - Man Milk is found to be an excellent source of energy for athletes. Naturally, using it in this fashion is outlawed by the U.N. under pressure by the Gatorade overlords of the universe.
2006 - San Seattle Riot kills 6 Caloringtons
Word of the Day
Death Try to use it in conversation. Knowledge is power.
In the news
writes a poem showing what he thinks about the deaths of Some User and Todd Lyons(he misses them very much).
Oscar Wilde of uncyclopedia.wikia.com die and appoint Editors -human hybrid to manage Recent News.
earwig was revived. But Norwegian Space Ottars mistook him for a fish and buried him in their gardens. He died.
Jesus people slit their wrists and write tragic poems, nothing newsworthy there...
Gothic The commit mass suicide, but emos nobody cares...duh...
Mourners flow through the streets of in New York fashion, melodramatic demonstrating, parading, blocking traffic and inciting riots.
All are wearing black armbands.
Uncyclopedians The are comitting mass seppuku.
Japanese The are maintaining a stiff upper lip. In British France, rioting ensues.
Physicists at publish a paper no one could understand. Basically they wanted 1 hour of strict mourning to be observed.
IITb The State Department for Social Security will NOT pay successors' pensions to the relatives.
All the are drunk. All the Russians are Dutch . Peyote use at an alarming high among stoned .
Native Americans In the the streets are full of women wailing loudly.
middle east The have organised a drive through service.
a duh /b/ was here
If anyone cares on a day like today...
*...that at some point, hanging in there just makes you look like an even bigger loser?
...that wearing a Top Hat is not only a sound fashion choice, it gives you somewhere to hide candy?
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