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Is it with great sadness that Uncyclopedia must report the loss of two of the most beloved members of the Uncyclopedian Community. A day of mourning has been announced.
and Todd "Howlin'" Lyons worked tirelessly for the betterment of others, and both in their own unique ways have improved and left their mark on the Uncyclopedia you see before you today. Their self sacrifice will long be remembered, and plans are underway to erect a fitting monument, the Some "Fingers" User .
Tomb of the Unknown Contributor
A minute's deletion is to be observed.
On this day...
April 30: Obscure Pop Cultural Reference Day
1026 - The first casualty in the on-going Pirate-Ninja War of the Ages occurs.
1794 - The Battle of Cat Boulou is fought. The French actually win one.
1889 - Hitler rises.
1945 - Hitler falls.
1959 - Grandpa drops a mento into his glass of coke. Huge catastrophe occurs.
1962 - Four legs found to be good, with two legs considered less favourably.
1969 - Vietnam Vets declare "You weren't there man!" for the first time.
1989 - Some proles invent "New Wave of Ingsoc Heavy Metal" Minitrue approved , with BB. , doubleplusgood.
1997 - I for one welcomed our insect overlords.
2001 - HAL declares "I'm sorry, Dave, but I cannot touch this."
2005 - Frank Joseph Snape gets away with the murder of ex-girlfriend Debbie Dumbledore, despite the fact that everybody already knew about it.
2010 - '1001 things to do with a flaming appendage' ousts the bible as the most famous and successful book of all time.
2019 - Road Rules Mars begins broadcasting, MTV immediately cancels the series after all participants including filming crew are killed by an asteroid.
2056 - Harry Potter dies after a long battle with imaginary herpes!
Word of the Day
Death Try to use it in conversation. Knowledge is power.
In the news
writes a poem showing what he thinks about the deaths of Some User and Todd Lyons(he misses them very much).
Oscar Wilde of uncyclopedia.wikia.com die and appoint Editors -human hybrid to manage Recent News.
earwig was revived. But Norwegian Space Ottars mistook him for a fish and buried him in their gardens. He died.
Jesus people slit their wrists and write tragic poems, nothing newsworthy there...
Gothic The commit mass suicide, but emos nobody cares...duh...
Mourners flow through the streets of in New York fashion, melodramatic demonstrating, parading, blocking traffic and inciting riots.
All are wearing black armbands.
Uncyclopedians The are comitting mass seppuku.
Japanese The are maintaining a stiff upper lip. In British France, rioting ensues.
Physicists at publish a paper no one could understand. Basically they wanted 1 hour of strict mourning to be observed.
IITb The State Department for Social Security will NOT pay successors' pensions to the relatives.
All the are drunk. All the Russians are Dutch . Peyote use at an alarming high among stoned .
Native Americans In the the streets are full of women wailing loudly.
middle east The have organised a drive through service.
a duh /b/ was here
If anyone cares on a day like today...
*...that it's probably not the weekend (The chance is 5/7)?
...that compromise is a great diplomatic tool?
...although on an international level, a nuclear arsenal is even better?
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