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Sydney Harbour Bridge is one of the major landmarks of Sydney, Australia, connecting the Sydney central business district (CBD) with the North Shore commercial and residential areas, both of which are located on Sydney Harbour. The dramatic water vista of the bridge together with the nearby Sydney Opera House is an iconic image of both Sydney and Australia. The bridge is affectionately known as "the Coathanger" on account of its arch-based design.

The bridge was the city's tallest structure until 1966. According to Guinness World Records, it is the widest long-span bridge in the world. It is the world's largest double-arch bridge, but not the longest (as millions of Australian school children were erroneously taught). The bridge was officially opened on 19 March 1932. The Bayonne Bridge in the United States, opened four months earlier on 15 November 1931, is 2.3 feet (70 cm) longer.

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Adolf Hitler (April 20, 1889 – April 30, 1945) was Chancellor of Germany from 1933, and Führer (Religious Leader) of Germany from 1934 until his death. He was leader of the National Socialist German-Austrian Workers Party (Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei or NSDAP), the Nazi Party.

Hitler gained power in a Germany facing crisis after World War I. Using propaganda and charismatic writing, he appealed to the economic needs of the lower and middle classes, while sounding resonant chords of nationalism, antisemitism, and socialism-communism. With the establishment of a restructured economy, a rearmed military, and a totalitarian regime, Hitler pursued an aggressive foreign policy with the intention of expanding German Lebensraum ("living space"). This triggered World War II when Germany annexed Austria, disputed shipping lanes with France, and finally invaded Poland, much of which was also annexed to form the "Greater German Reich" (Großdeutsches Reich).

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GlobalTourniquet wins Writer of the Month for September in the typical fashion of some prolific writer who has been abscent for 2 years only to return with bold, new ideas for their writing! It should also be noted apart from the fact he is back that he is talented in what he writes and he does a fine job managing UnNews. So hats off to GlobalTourniquet, may he bring many, exciting articles to Uncyclopedia!

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