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font-size: 125%; line-height: 1.3"> Ahoy, me hearty and welcome to [[Uncyclopedia:About| Pirateopedia]] (formally '''HMS Uncyclopedia'''), the [[content -free|duty-free]] encyclopedia that [[Anonymous| pirates can edit]] Arghh!</p ><br><p style="margin:0 0 0 3%;text-align:center;font-size:94%">[[Sophia |Davey Jones]] has inspired us to sink and pillage [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] ships since we set sail in January 2005.</p> |
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font-size: 125%; line-height: 1.3"> Welcome to [[Uncyclopedia:About| Uncyclopedia]], the [[content-free]] encyclopedia that [[Anonymous| anyone can edit]] .</p><p style="margin:0 0 0 3%;text-align:center;font-size:94%">[[Sophia]] has inspired us to work on [[Special:Statistics|{{NUMBEROFARTICLES}}]] articles since opening in January 2005.</p ><br> |
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''Before running out your guns, please read the [[Help:HowTo|ships charter]] and [[Flamewar Guidelines|the pirates code]] or you'll be [[Uncyclopedia:Ban Patrol|Walking the Plank]].<br>If you scurvy dogs still are still a bit confused then [[:Category:Ignorable policies|speak to polly]](sqwark, Pieces of Eight, Pieces of Eight)'' |
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