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A well-known British hitchiker, '''[[user:Braydie|Braydie Dent]]''' has hitched [[User:Braydie/bibliography|over a dozen]] stellar systems. His most known phrases consist of: '''''What?''''' and '''''Tea please!'''''. On his spare time he enjoys insanity, cricket, and that famous game that those British enjoy so much...what was it? Oh! Self loathing. Yes.
 
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This months Towel is the infamous '''[[user:MichaelHax|TowelHax]]'''. He has captured a unique perspective of the Galaxy's events with his travels across the milky way. Sass that froopy towel. He knows where <s> his towel</s> he is.
 
This months Towel is the infamous '''[[user:MichaelHax|TowelHax]]'''. He has captured a unique perspective of the Galaxy's events with his travels across the milky way. Sass that froopy towel. He knows where <s> his towel</s> he is.

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H2g2vogon

Gashee morphousite

Gashee morphousite, thou expungiest quoopisk Fripping lyshus wimbgunts, awhilst moongrovenly kormzibs. Bleem miserable venchit! Bleem forever mestinglish asunder frapt! Gerond withoutitude form into formless bloit, why not then? Moose. More...

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Oh Freddled Gruntbuggly,

Oh freddled gruntbuggly, Thy micturations are to me As plurdled gabbleblotchits On a lurgid bee. Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes And hooptiously drangle me With crinkly bindlewurdles, Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon, See if I don't! More...

Vogon Trivia

  • ...That all of the diodes on my right side ache?
  • ...That all of the diodes on my right side ache?
  • ...That all of the diodes on my right side ache?

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On This Day in the Megabrantis cluster...

This God person

September 18: God's Birthday. Happy birthday, God

  • Infinity B.C.E. - God is born.
  • 4000 B.C.E. - God receives the universe as a birthday present and breaks it six days later.
  • 3200 B.C.E - S'dhkai, a canaanite is struck down by lightning when he forgets God's birthday.
  • 2500 K.F.C. - Israelites hold a birthday party for God, mistake him for a gold cow.
  • 0 - God has His first child... with hilarious results!
  • 1000 - God is scheduled to make a special birthday speech to the world, but cancels at the last minute.
  • 1609 - Gordon Edgeway and George Bennett are fused together in a nuclear fusion reaction; the resulting matter is named Gordon Bennett.
  • 1873 - The Panic of 1873 begins.
  • 1874 - The Drinking Binge of 1874 begins.
  • 1875 - The Mother of all Headaches begins.
  • 1997 - National referendum in Wales - an overwhelming majority (87.13%) vote yes on a motion to send out for pizza.
  • 1998 - Jenna Jameson beats off stiff competition to take an Oscar for her part in 7-Up.
  • 2000 - God is scheduled to make a special birthday speech to the world from Paris, but cancels at the last minute again. Rioting ensues.
  • 2001 - God gets drunk at His birthday party and passes out in Buddha's bathroom.

Today's featured picture

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The beauty and decisiveness of the Vogon race is apparent with one look at the firm jawline, the blazing eyes, and the oozing smell of stale beer with a hint of burning cat hair

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Hitchhiker and Towel of the Month

Wotm

A well-known British hitchiker, Braydie Dent has hitched over a dozen stellar systems. His most known phrases consist of: What? and Tea please!. On his spare time he enjoys insanity, cricket, and that famous game that those British enjoy so much...what was it? Oh! Self loathing. Yes.


Toweldog

This months Towel is the infamous TowelHax. He has captured a unique perspective of the Galaxy's events with his travels across the milky way. Sass that froopy towel. He knows where his towel he is.


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