Mel Gerard "Gibbon" Gibson. As an actor, he is best known for his action hero roles, especially the Mad Max series character Max Rockatansky, the Lethal Weapon series character Martin Riggs, and the Planet of the Apes revival film series character William "Wino" Wallace the Wonder Gibbon.
Gibson was born in 1956 at the New York Zoological Gardens. When he was age 12, he and his parents moved to the Australia Zoo in Queensland. Then his parents moved back to New York.
Raised in an ultra-conservative traditionalist church, his desire for acting began when he saw Ronald Reagan star with his grandmother Peggy Gibson playing the title role in the documentary Bedtime for Bonzo. (more...)
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1998 - The Empire strikes back, bombing Uncyclopedia with random pictures of nude Elvis, in retaliation to Elvis bombing the Empire's embassy on Earth on August 7 protesting against deleting his Uncyclopedia article by an admin who claimed the Elvis article to be a "non-notable vanity page by an anonymousForce spirit".