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Today's Featured Article - Cloud gazing

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Cloud gazing , or Aeromancy, is the scientific study of cloud formations. This is often done due to the belief in a connection between the atmospheric conditions and terrestrial matters. Cloud gazing has played an important part in human history, having various regional branches including Indian or Chinese aeromancy, and European aeromancy. Cloud gazing has in fact been instrumental in shaping the course of human history.

Aeromancy comes from the Greek ἀήρ, ἀέρος, (aer, aeros) meaning "air" and the verb Μανία (mania) meaning "madness, frenzy". This reflects that early cloud gazers looked at clouds with a fervent passion - a passion that is still matched in professional cloud-gazing today.

The first recorded instance of cloud gazing as a modern science being used was found in Chambers, Cycl. Supp, 1753. It was defined as "That department of ʃience which trætſ of the atmoſfere". This has often been referred to as an early form of meteorology, although it has been suggested that this was generally just developed from awkward social occasions where everyone just stood around and talked about the weather. (more...)

Recently featured: Cloud gazing - Chess

Yesterday's Featured Article - Chess

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Chess is a popular game of chance played by people who fear human contact. It should not be confused with Checkers, a game known for being played by people significantly less intelligent than chess players. Chess was a popular pastime for centuries among prisoners, each of whom sought to topple their king the fastest and then dig their way out as soon as possible.

The game would have languished there if it hadn't been for American-Icelandic Grand Master Chessman Bobby Fischer. In 1972 he beat Boris Spassky and the Soviet Mafia in a thrilling series of games in Reykjavik. Who said the Americans could only play Fizzbin with emotional Vulcans!?

Historians agree that the game's name is widely held to be a derivation of "chest" and that the first games were played on diagrams carved around the nipples of dead bodies. They came to be referred to as "boards" for their stiffness. The smell and possible maggots might have made the game unpleasant, and it was considered difficult to play on the corpses of well-endowed females. So from the 15th century on only male cadavers were used. (more...)

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Did you know...

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  • ...that in the Burger King briefly attempted to introduce traditional British cuisine in the US? (pictured)
  • ...that packets of silica gel that say "DO NOT EAT" on them are actually delicious?
  • ...that the light at the end of the tunnel is commonly reported to be a strobe light accented with techno?
  • ...that the light at the end of the tunnel is commonly reported to be a strobe light accented with techno?
  • ...there's a ninja behind you but it left when you turned around?
  • ...that telling someone you masturbated to their Facebook picture is frowned upon in society?
  • ...that you can get great deals on Vietnamese clothing imports if you buy now?

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November 10: Like Yoda talking, International Day of,International Videogame Day
Yoda

Talk funny, I do not.

  • 1337 - Oscar Wilde admits, "Actually say any of this stuff, I did not."
  • 1940 - Winston Churchill proclaims, "On the beaches, fight them, we will."
  • 1604 - Shakespeare says to be, or to be not
  • 1863 - Gettysburg at, Abraham Lincoln declares "Our Fathers this continent a new nation brought forth, proposition that equality all men have and liberty was conceived therein, seven and four score years ago."
  • 1927 - Lenin accidentally ordered to execute 10,000 Russian oligarchs imitating master Yoda with the words "Execute, do not, forgive"
  • 1930 - Lovecraft says "Which lie eternal can, dead is not that, and strange eons with, may even die death"
  • 1962 - President John F. Kennedy says "Moon we choose in this decade to go, easy not because of, but hard."
  • 1963 - President John F. Kennedy declares "Ein Berliner, Ich bin!"
  • 1965 - The Rolling Stones release "Satisfaction I cannot get"
  • 1967 - Mick Jagger states, "To meet you, pleased I am. Guess my name, hope you I."
  • 1969 - John Lennon states, "Buried Paul I did."
  • 1969 - Sesame Street was created.....
  • 1975 - Melting fast his fame, sinks the Edmund Fitzgerald Gordon Lightfoot for a song material to get. Write song then "Sunk Edmund I."
  • 1984 - Watching you, Big Brother is.
  • 1992 - Michael Stipe declares, "In the corner, me that is. In the spotlight, me that is. Losing my religion, I am."
  • 1992 - Belong to us, all your base are.
  • 1994 - Born he was, the Foosa of eighty, the human name of Andrew Donohue, he assumed. Cared, nobody did.
  • 1997 - Bjork "Full of love, all is."
  • 1998 - President Bill Clinton states "Sexual relations with that woman, I had not"
  • 1998 - Britney Spears sings "One more time baby, hit me you shall."
  • 2000 - Aerosmith sings "Like a lady, Dude looks." and "A gun, Janie's got."
  • 2002 - President Bush declares "Attack Iraq, that we must."
  • 2003 - Press release Jacques Chirac in states "Missed the toilet with my pee, I did.". Rioting ensues.
  • 2003 - Condoleeza Rice declares "Smoking gun we do not want if shape of mushroom cloud it may be."
  • 2004 - George Bush Declares "Find new killer weapons, we shall!"
  • 2004 - Tony Blair declares "Find WMD's, we must!"
  • 2004 - Paris Hilton Likes teh cock who does?
  • 2005 - Kanye West declares "Care about black people, George Bush does not."
  • 2005 - Deny the above claim, George Bush does.
  • 2005 - Bush declares "Uh, um, forget my line I did." Yoda , "Lost a line, President Bush has. Very embarrasing it is, very embarrasing," replies.
  • 2006 - Released to public, Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare is. Increase, the number of Nerds does.
  • 2006 - George Lucas says, "Rich I am. Release more Star Wars dvds I will. Through the nose, pay you will."
  • 2006 - 5 hours after the Playstation 3 was released, bankrupt, Sony becomes. (or a crapload of money Sony gets, one of those, hmm?).
  • 2008 - Cancer Weebul Bull Dies Of.
  • 2009 - President Obama said "Do it we can".
  • 2009 - Released to public, Modern Warfare 2 was supposed to be. Not released, it was. Riot, the Nerds do.
  • 2012 - Out of office, President Obama is kicked.
  • 2012 - In the office, President Obama gets, thanks to Citizens of America, Happens again, the right thing.
  • 2021 - The national motto of Japan, "May the Force be with you" becomes.

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