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Today's Featured Article - Fan fiction


Fan fiction is a type of "writing style" which immediately makes you look like a loser at life. Despite it being a tempting idea to make one of your own. Let's avoid it and call it a day instead. You're not going to succeed, and creating one just lowers your self-importance and turns you into a mindless drone of Fandom. Getting published for Creative Nonfiction and having a public domain fandom to work with, if you get published for this you might gain more respect than snagging characters that are not yours. That simple, it's stealing you damned fantard and trademark infringement.

Just quit it already. Work with a real word process and write creative nonfiction, there are things just too fucked up that you just cannot make up. No really go look up Not The Babylon Bee if you don't believe us. Invest in grabbing a free word processor somewhere and display your rejection letters from Liquid Imagination. (Fan fiction...)

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