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The Trump Tower is the Manhattan headquarters of the Trump Organization and home of U.S. President-elect Donald Trump, who lives with wife Melanoma in the penthouse bachelor pad. Though only the 64th tallest building in New York City, it is far better than all the others, so much better, you're going to see just how much better. It essentially is taller than all the rest. (more...)

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Giraffe love
  • ...that male and female giraffes have been banned from living together in the New York City Zoo since 1975? (pictured)
  • ...that midget cockpunching terrorists are a threat to America and her allies?
  • ...that (\tan^{-1}((\frac{-5\pm\sqrt{5^2+(4\times3)\times2}}{2\times3}\div2)\div(\frac{-5\pm\sqrt{5^2+(4\times3)\times2}}{2\times3}\div2)))\times2 is 8th grade math?
  • ...that condoms prevent many sexually transmitted diseases, and at least one erection?(sorry Candace)
  • ...that censorship is a tactic practiced by oppressive governments who believe in upholding an arbitrary social standard for the so-called "good of the people" while simultaneously imposing their peremptory moral values on their unwilling populace by dictating what is and what is not necessary for them to experience?
  • ...that Cup Stacking is a real sport? No, really.
  • ...that cats only pretend not to like to swim?
    • ...and that they like it even more while inside a burlap sack?

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January 17: International Punch Danny Baker In The Crotch Day
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Comrade Danny upon being crotch punched.

  • 1993 - Danny Baker punched in the crotch
  • 1994 - Danny Baker punched repeatedly in the crotch
  • 1995 - Many people punch Danny Baker in the crotch
  • 1996 - In the crotch, Danny Baker is punched
  • 1997 - Danny Baker's crotch punched repeatedly
  • 1998 - In Soviet Russia, Danny Baker's crotch punches YOU!!
  • 1999 - Danny Baker retires with crotch-strain
  • 2003 - Unnamed burglar breaks into Danny Baker's retirement home to punch him in the crotch
  • 2005 - Danny Baker kicked in the crotch by Big Bird
  • 2007 - Danny Baker gets his balls punched off by Nathan Thompson.
  • 2008 - Various minor celebrities wait in line for four hours to punch Danny Baker in the crotch
  • 2009 - Danny Baker's son declares his intent to continue his father's legacy of being punched in the crotch on his death, then affirms this by punching Danny Baker in the crotch
  • 2009 - Danny Baker's son dies of broken crotch
  • 2010 - Danny Baker digs up his son, punches him in the crotch and buries himself
  • 2012 - The end of days comes and Danny Baker gets his revenge on the world by punching everybody in the crotch.

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Jesus on raptor

Some modifications have been made to the newest translation of the Holy Bible. In this scene (often called "Palm Sunday"), Jesus is now riding a raptor. While this was partially made to help make Jesus more accessible to Today's children, the decision was also made because certain Christians didn't want people to be able to say that Jesus was "riding someone's ass" that day. Both scientists and fundamental Christians question the historical accuracy of this account.
From the New Cooler Edition: "And Christ touched the Velociraptor, and the Velociraptor was tamed." Luke 13:37 (NCE)

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