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  • ...that Japanese ninjas are among those who have tried to find a way to get across the Great Wall of China? (pictured)
  • ...that George Washington was an avid heterosexual?
  • ...that Barns and Nobles is the most successful medieval farming roleplaying game, played by millions of teenage nerds worldwide?
  • ...that (\tan^{-1}((\frac{-5\pm\sqrt{5^2+(4\times3)\times2}}{2\times3}\div2)\div(\frac{-5\pm\sqrt{5^2+(4\times3)\times2}}{2\times3}\div2)))\times2 is 8th grade math?
  • ...that condoms prevent many sexually transmitted diseases, and at least one erection?(sorry Candace)
  • ...that really fat people cannot wash themselves but must avail of car washes late at night?
  • ...that my girlfriend has herpes? Neither did I.

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August 14: Brutal dictator appreciation day (Saudi Arabia & Jacksonville,Fl)
  • Long time ago - Emperor takes over the galaxy in Star Wars (TM)
  • 1844B.C. - Toast is invented
  • 1855B.C. - Following the war of a thousand toasters, the recipe for toast is lost for over 3000 years.
  • 1856 - Toast is rediscovered.
  • 1857 - Toast is forgotten.
  • 1880 - Cologne Cathedral in Germany, is completed. It smells great!
  • 1923 - Start of the Dotcom Era.
  • 1987 - A young explorer named Wally (Waldo in the Americas) is reported missing.
  • 2001 - George W. Bush is "elected" by his daddy's friends to be president of the United States.
  • 2005 - Ego is discovered to be, in fact, a dirty word.
  • 2006 - Horizontal Line is discovered in your pants.
  • 2007 - Vertical line is discovered in the inside of your pants.
  • 2007 - Hitler is finally mentioned in Brutal Dictator Appreciation Day. Took long enough.
  • 2008 - The first "sort of" black dictator introduced into the history of the US. People take to the streets with high hopes of a kinder, gentler dictator.
  • 2009 - Nut and penis implants are invented
  • 2010 - Nut and penis implants found to cause cancer. Some 1.3 million white gangstas are affected.
  • 2012 - Dick Cheney dies because his cold blackened void of a heart fails. The world is finally safe.
  • 3012- 1000th "Screw Dick Cheney" Day cancelled by Undead Bush

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