Today's Featured Article - Student loan
A student loan is, ostensibly, a financial device utilized to enable aspiring professionals to attend institutions of higher education, even when they lack the funds necessary to pay for their tuition and fees. In reality, student loans are a mechanism for modern day indentured servitude, as thousands of indebted students graduate into a marketplace that is either unable to employ them, or is only able to under-employ them.
The end result is that students are becoming slaves to debt that they cannot discharge in bankruptcy and that will cripple them until the day they die. They will spend their days toiling in coffee shops for minimum wage while going home every day to sleep in their parents' basement, living off of cheap fast food and driving used Honda Civics with hundreds of thousands of miles on the odometer. (more...)
Yesterday's Featured Article - Cheech & Chong
Cheech Marin & Tommy Chong are these old dudes that smoke a lot of weed, man. They first started taking it up back in like... err... it was so long ago, man, it's like hard to remember... hang on, let me think -takes in a bong hit-... -exhales-... ummm, it was like so long ago, the Dead-Sea wasn't even sick yet.
So like, Cheech is like this little Mexican midget dude with a mustache. He like isn't really Mexican at all, but he pretends to be... and Tommy is like an old hippy who does every drug known to man, even some only known to women too. And like, his name is "Chong" but he's like not Chinese at all. (more...)
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Did you know...
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- ...that Elvis assassinated JFK with his partner in crime, the Lindbergh baby? (pictured)
- ...that 75% of all Did you knows are made by 12-year-old bed wetters? - Hey shut up man, you're not playing the game. - You shut up! - No you shut up! - Look, all of you just shut up!
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On this day...
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January 28: International No Anniversary Day. World I Am The Voice Of The Mysterons Day - Hi Im Ed Winchester Day (Austin Texas Only)
- 1800 BC - Brits invent the word 'reaulycing' from their caves. America criticized for improving it and accused of warmongering.
- 0 - The world was officially created, but nobody cares.
- 1591 - Queen Elizabeth I's personal confessor Abbot Costello is confused by cricket, shouting, "Who's on first?"
- 1987 - Happy Days Is Filmed In Front Of A Studio Audience - did you know that, I didnt know that !
- 1994 - God was re-born, he died a few seconds later.
- 1996 - Slap bracelets were re-introduced into the world and you became cool for just one moment longer.
- 2005 - INA Day founded and people celebrate it.
- 2006 - People realise that INA is an anniversary and so change it to 'International No Anniversaries Before 2005' Day.
- 2008 - People got so fed up of realising that January 28th was changed to 'International Realising Day'.
- 2009 - Dr. Mario is executed.
- 2010 - Americans change it to 'International Realizing Day'
- 3000 - After much deliberation Americans have realised they have realised nothing and revert back to International No Anniversary Day.
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