refers to a "re-imagined" Mystery Science Theater 3000 (re-imagining) universe that debuted in 2003 and was based on the 1990s television franchise of the same name. While sharing the same name and general premise of the original program, the new Mystery Science Theater 3000 aims for a more " realistic" depiction of humans trapped in space and forced to watch bad movies. The new Mystery Science Theater 3000 is grounded in current events, and several episodes have made allusions (both subtle and explicit) to real-life issues, including depression, suicidal thoughts and the whole Tyler Perry enterprise.
Each episode begins with the following crawl:
The Satellite of
Love was created by man It was shot into space by mad scientists
They send it cheesy
movies And they have a plan
janitor, a temp worker and an engineer -- each with a dark, terrifying secret -- wake up one morning within a spaceship. Before they can react, they are shot into space and placed in geosynchronous orbit over the South Atlantic. After reaching maximum altitude, the three -- referred to as "Robinson," "Servo" and "Gypsy" --receive a message from a mysterious corporation called "Gizmonics," telling them they have been brought together for an " experiment", and instructing them to enter a nearby movie theater. ( more...)
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1676 - The Simpsons stops being funny.
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1967 - A giant rat gives birth to Michael Bolton.
1934 - Ban on oak, termites allergic.
1980 - After years of searching, archaeologist Foos Babaganoush finally finds Stalin's cheese grater.
2001 - Snoop Doggy Dog is misteriously murded by one of his bitches. "Faw Shizzle" ~ Replies Rapper R Kelly
2005 - AOL frisbees become popular
2006 - 400th birthday of the pevlic thrust! Show us how it's done!
2007 - non huffable kitten the movie:god attacks! is released
2008 - Due to the hatrid of people who watch Grey's Anatomy Insted of The Office and Scrubs, James Madison kills every person who watches that show.
2010 - The Cleavland Show is a huge success and Family Guy is canceled.
2010 - Dr Cow is feted for surviving 50 years
2014 - Tom Cruz loses all hope of being a legendary hero and returns to his home world.
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