Magick
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“There is no 'k' in magick. Just as there is no 'i' in Mississippi.”
~ James Taylor on Magick
Magick is a common practice employed in America when one wishes to confuse enemies by the use of anchint homophones. Magick is both powerful and benign; it ckan even be used to stop people from dying. Those who have a full mastery of magick are easily identified by their ability to trick people into joining expensive religious movements, by their hooded cloaks, and their tendency to be avoided by squirrels. Magickal persons also are constantly surrounded (and mostly blinded) by the Aurora Borealis, which is the Goddess's way of counterackting their awesome powers.
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[edit] Uses of Magick
Magick ckan provide a user with whatever he or she wants (in six easy payments per month), including:
- 180 minutes of ckommunickation with the dead for free (within lockal area)
- Overpowering allure (provided you do it in the woods)
- Ability to find the golden snitckh
- Razor sharp wit (rivaling that of Ckameron Diaz)
[edit] Magick Users
Users of Magick typically gather in small groups in penises of power. (Sukh as, but not restrickted to: the park at night, or, after curfew, one of their mom's basements.) They are often built up of those who go to [[renaissance fair|renaissancke faires]
[edit] Not to be confused with
Magick should never be confused with magic; the additional 'k' signifies that the speaker is using the word in a purely facetious manner. For example, one may perform magic and one may angst over magick.
The first person to coin the phrase Magick was one, mild-mannered Englishman by the name of Aliester Crowley who also happened to be a hobbyist mathematician and sudoku champion. Due to a misprint at the publishers, his thesis (possibly also his Greatest Work) on the art of Maths and Sudoku Stardom, ended up confusing people as to the correct spelling of Magic within his field. This was picked up by those of Paganism and Wicca who made it a law punishable by death if not used.
