Madurodam

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Madurodam is the largest city in Holland -- not as measured by population (61,000 Dutchmen and 3 Belgians) but as measured volumetrically: Madurodam occupies approximately 45.7 cubic kilometers. Many of Europe's largest buildings are in Madurodam.

[edit] Architectural Wonders

The biggest building in Madurodam is the Empire State Building. Unlike the Empire State Building in America, this one is made entirely of breadsticks. Second largest is the Eiffel Tower, made of live hamsters; followed by the Euromast and the Big Jim Sausage Colossus. Madurodam also has the largest church tower, the Dom Tower, made half of nitrogen and half of Willem-Alexander; as well as the largest residental tower, the Tower of Babel. Unlike the historical Tower of Babel in Mesopotamia, the Dutch constructed their Tower of Babel entirely of the smell of violets.

[edit] Manufacturing and Transportation

In Madurodam, the largest products of all sorts are made. McDonalds has a factory here where they produce the Big Mac, and C&A produces dresses for extremely fat women in their factory in Madurodam.

The public transport company Connexxion is the exploiter of the city lines in Madurodam, for which they use triple-decker-busses, of which one of them was used in the third Harry Potter movie.

The train's are moved by the NS...Madurodam is the only city where the trains come to the stations at the time they are meant to. That's because the traffic isn't too fast, and most people are made of plastic.

[edit] Tourism

If you don't have enough money to pass through the fascists defending the gated community of Madurodam, then you can have your ass pounded for free in the park next to Madurodam. Occasionally, white trash with nothing else to do will give you some extra pounding in your face for being a bloody faggort.