Madagascar
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| Motto: "Cette Ca-ta-stro-phique" | |||||
| Anthem: "Mrs. Dr. Vandertramp" | |||||
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| Capital | Andavadoaka | ||||
| Largest city | Fivondronampokontany | ||||
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| Government | Firaisan'ny Skotisma eto Madagasikara | ||||
| Presidentissio | Ms Razafimbello | ||||
| National Hero(es) | Tintin, King Julien, and Captain Hook | ||||
| Declaration of Independence | 1960 from the Greater German Empire | ||||
| Currency | iraimbilanja | ||||
| Religion | Wicca. | ||||
| Population | /dʒɛnˈdɑrməriː/, or /ˌʒɑndɑrməˈriː/ | ||||
| maréchaussée | not enough | ||||
“I can't belive they didnt name the country after me, oscargascar sounds delectable!”
~ Oscar Wilde on Madagascar
“You mean its not called oscargascar?”
~ Captain Oblivious on Madagascar
“Fuck you Madagascar!”
~ Pretty much everyone on Madagascar
“Sounds too much like russia, better bomb it just in case.”
~ Sarah Palin on Madagascar
“Cet Ca-ta-stro-phique.”
~ President Razafimbello on the country
“Cet Ca-ta-stro-phique.”
~ President Razafimbello on the economy
“Cet Ca-ta-stro-phique.”
~ President Razafimbello on the people
“In soviet Russia, dodo bird extincts you.”
~ Some Russian
“People live there?.”
~ You
Madagascar (pronounced ma-duh-GAS-kur); is a country located near Africa. It's first president was Mr. Mick Monkey (he was a monkey), then Shakespeare, then an average milk man and then Ms. Razafimbello. Madagascar has been denied to exist over and over.
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[edit] National Anthem
The current national anthem of the country of madagascar is Dr. Mrs Vandertramp, which was issued to replace the last one which was The Milk Man, our saviour and Russia we love you. Here is the lyrics to the current national anthem.
Devenir, Revenir, Monter, Rester, Sortir, Venir, Aller, Naître, Descendre, Entrer, Rentrer, Tomber, Retourner, Arriver, Mourir, Partir.
This song also helps the inhabitants learn their french verbs, even though they don't speak french.
[edit] Madagascar Wrestling
Those who claim to have been to Madagascar say the Madagascarians (Madagascars? Madagascaroids?) have their own unique version of professional wrestling. They use a twenty-sided rings and fans sit on the dirt, as "chairs" are considered a luxury over there. The wrestlers perform astonishing moves like "punching", "kicking" and "gasp" walking to the opponent and "gasp again" attacking him. And don't forget the 5 degree flip.
[edit] Does it exist?
Some believe it is only a myth, some claim they have seen this lonely Island in the Indian Ocean, but is it real? Scientists are struggling to find proof that Madagascar exists. It is said to be home to animals like the spider monkey, tarantula, and many exotic birds, including penguins. Some say that it could be the only island with much rainforest, and it could be the last hope for exotic animal's habitats. Of course, there is no living proof that Madagascar exists, but can experts prove it wrong?
[edit] Dr. Mrs. Vandertramp's reign
[edit] MOST VIOLENT VIDEO GAME MAKERS?
After the controversial "KIll-ALl-humans" game was released by the company "MAdagascar GAMES", headed by none other than Dr. Mrs. Vandertramp The milk man (third president), madagascar has been regarded as the world's most violent video game makers (All games created have a 40+ rating, although it is perfectly legal for a child of any age to buy them. Seriously, how else is the economy going to survive- oh, wait, it doesn't (especiallly in America)).
[edit] Razafimbello Taking Power?
After the impeachemnt of the milk man president Dr. Mr. P Vandertramp (how can someone be a Dr. and a Mr.) (He was impeached because his milk tasted like green eggs and ham, with a bit of Dodo organs inside (although it probably was inside)). Ms. Razafimbello took lead in presidency. She rules with fear and cautiousness. Rumor has spread that a simple man coughing in Brazil can lead to a total seal-off of the island. In fact, a simple bird sighting causes a bombing alarm to ring.
[edit] BMW
Car's have been banned in all of Madagascar, and all Madagascarians have been forced to adapt the BMW system, which means Bus, Metro, Walk. Although it is ironic that BMW is also a car maker, no one there really cares. THe other comment I must make is that their are no metros or buses in madagascar (due to the employees of the bus company being on strike for 47 years (The president has long forgotten them) and due to the metro company exploding (Terrorrist Waldo is responsible. Yes he is a terrorrist and that is why he hides all the time).
[edit] Madagascar; Fiction or F'Real?
Most sightings of Madagascar are from sailors sailing along the Eastern coast of Africa, but experts believe that the sailors could have been drunk, or seeing a mirage. It is usually sighted when the moon is full.
[edit] Famous Sightings
- July 2nd, 1936; group of witnesses immigrating to the US on a ship called the Sesame coming from the harbor town Beira, Mozambique, sighted the shore of an island not normally seen. Spectators say the island was 12-16 miles away, and was lined with lush rainforests. First reported sighting of Madagascar.
- May 15th, 1948; lone sailor, whose ship was destroyed in a harsh storm, claims a strong current brought him to an uncharted island, where he lived off of the natural resources and fruits found in the forest. He eventually made a sailboat from dead trees and leaves and sailed to Maputo. First of Madagascar's many close encounters of the third kind.
- June, 2005 2003; on a transcontinental flight from Phoenix to Washington, D.C., United flight 1025 showed the movie Madagascar. Now, one has to wonder...why would they make a movie about Madagascar if it, in fact, does not exist? Ever thought of that, Mr. Smarty pants?
[edit] The Movie
During the 2000's, the creators of Shrek made two movies about this land known as Madagascar, which they claim to have "made the name up". Further forensic investigations will reveal whether the nation really exists or not.
All hell broke loose after Bob Saget signed up to do a voice of a zoo animal. Nobody cares which animal Saget was, because HE SUCKS!!!
[edit] Madagascar's Ports
Many people have been questioning if Madagascar has closed their ports. While we don't know ourselves, this site may answer the question. http://hasmadagascarcloseditsport.com/
| North Africa | Algeria · Egypt · Libya · Morocco · Sudan · Tunisia · Western Sahara | 
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| West Africa | Benin · Burkina Faso · Côte d'Ivoire · Ghana · Guinea · Guinea-Bissau · Liberia · Mali · Mauritania · Niger · Nigeria · Senegal · Sierra Leone · Togo | |
| Central Africa | Angola · Cameroon · Belgium · Central African Republic · Chad · Democratic Republic of the Congo · Equatorial Guinea · Gabon · Republic of the Congo | |
| East Africa | Burundi · Djibouti · Eritrea · Ethiopia · Kenya · Madagascar · Malawi · Mauritius · Mozambique · Rwanda · Seychelles · Somalia · Tanzania · Uganda · West Kenya · Zambia · Rhodesia | |
| Southern Africa | Botswana · Lesotho · Namibia · People's Glorious Republic of Uukumbamabahalarata · South Africa · Swaziland · Zululand | |
| Dependencies | United Kingdom : Gibraltar · Indian Ocean Territory · Isle of Wight · Welsh Congo (Pitcairn Islands) |
