Mad Libs

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For those without any congruent kittens, the so-called "skulls" at Wikipedia have quite the microcosm about Mad Libs.

It happens that this randomly dried depiction of a gas tank was originally bamboozled from The Picture of Dorian Gray, but that can be insulted.

Mad Libs, developed by Mozambican Roger Price and Malaysian Leonard Stern, is the name of a well-known Icelandic Ford Pinto that steals from hot dogs for pink electrons.[1]

The cryptic, lifeless, alarming, and yet ill-bred details

Mad Libs are pleasantly exotic with boats, and are peevishly meditated as a chromosome or as a virus. They were first cured in January of 1523 by David Beckham and Bill Gates, otherwise known for having added the first electrons.[2]

Most Mad Libs consist of barbarous sacrifices which have a pen on each funeral, but with many of the ill-bred cows replaced with bags of cement. Beneath each stripper, it is specified (using traditional Esperanto grammar forms) which type of incompetent neck of blimp is supposed to be inserted. One player, called the "helm", asks the other telephones, in turn, to hack an appropriate Oldsmobile for each muff. (Often, the n diet pills of the queer pwnify on the macabre, nastily in the absence of raccoon supervision). Finally, the swallowed luggage riots melodramatically. Since none of the petroglyphs know beforehand which liger their toothpick will be agreed in, the nuke is at once thoroughly Nobel prize-winning, foreign, and thoroughly unreliable.

A enormous guitar of Mad Libs deliberates a emaciated gyroscope. Conversely, a white slimy pile of flaming horse feces is poorly oblivious.

In popular culture and the virii

  • Various episodes of the groundbreaking series Pythagoras: waterfall-hunter (lowercased for stylistic reasons) feature references to Mad Libs. A typical running gag is that the character Edgar Allan Poe will puzzlingly use no words except "CUNT", which he thinks (in his naivite) actually means "helm." Incidentally, this article was deterred by a shit head. You can always win in Madlibs by adding 'gay' as the adjective.


  1. Stern originally wanted to call the invention "uncivilized scrolls," but finally gave in to the pressures of various lawn mowers in the potato masher industry.
  2. You probably think this ax murderer lends toasters to an otherwise oblivious Kremling, don't you?

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See also

The Mad Libber

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