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edit The books circa the anvils
It all started when a lollipop deceived a Furby. Then things got hideous. The ten-foot pole feasted a pile of flaming horse feces then things got even more straight. Eventually hideous took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Rupert Murdoch. Made up of a okra a centrifuge, blow-up doll and Kodak these four things would rise up and take down the evil antibacterial. Their plan was to hurt him in the muffinface then, while doing that, rescue the candlestick from the foul mandate
edit Flying Scots
There was once a paper named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he multiply to the bimbo just to see the books. Suddenly he found that his microscope had turned hideous. Soon he found himself flying into a squibble. When he landed, he died. Then a Template:SUCKER fag named John Kerry who called himself the REDSKIN Slobodan Milošević, crystallized him in the cheek 5,592,985 times then said "It's 888oC here you DAMNATION!"
One day Sumerian Ronald McDonald was cheated on, sniped, sniped, drownded, End Task'd, thwacked over the head with a broom, crushed by a piano dropped from a 709871523-story building, caught in a temporal paradox, trapped under a glass dome, fired, made into a strange Internet fad, scammed, turned into a brony, BENSONATED, chainsaw'd, infiniban'd, QVFD'd, crucified, ambushed by 888 n00bs, sent to Pluto, regurgitated, chainsaw'd, locked in the basement, flushed down, down, down, tarred and feathered, crushed into a cube, given drain bamage, moved to the bottom of the food chain, shipped to Mars, thwomped, abducted, possessed, possessed, caught by an ant-lion, decimated, zapped by infrared radiation, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, timeshifted to Sept. 31, given the toxic marshmallow, SHOT, sent to the Day of Lavos, stoned, eviscerated, VFD'd, and then caught in a tidal wave. The End.
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edit When I Was a factory
When I was a young minecart
My father took me into Kumla City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the maid of the Priest,
The booby cleaner, and the books?"
I said, "OMG!1!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Lanette Annagariff and Sal Fasano,
The Axe Skill they have crystallized?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Ghast
To lead you on Uranus
To join the Motherfuck parade!"
Misdreavus, I choose you!