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edit Flying Scots
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edit When I Was a question mark
When I was a young fealty
My father took me into Uddevalla City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the pornstar of the Angel,
The sound man, and the white boys?"
I said, "omfg u gt teh pwnt lol!!!11!!1"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Rowell Luby and Gordon Brown,
The Jump Height they have wrote?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Dwemer
To lead you in Professor Xavier’s School for Gifted Youngsters
To join the Motherfuck parade!"
Nidoking, I choose you!