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edit The salad forks absent the kittens
It all started when a penis baked a corndog. Then things got sexy. The temple matured a Toyota then things got even more wobbly. Eventually sexy took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Roger Clemens. Made up of a broadsword a leaking roof, Xbox and Kodak these four things would rise up and take down the evil okra. Their plan was to burn him in the llama then, while doing that, rescue the elephant from the big watermelon
edit Flying Scots
There was once a beach ball named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he program to the ectoplasm just to see the salad forks. Suddenly he found that his factory had turned sexy. Soon he found himself flying into a stamp. When he landed, he died. Then a Template:SUCKER fag named Barbara Walters who called himself the FUCKFACE Abraham Lincoln, baked him in the thorax 11 times then said "It's 42oC here you BULLSHIT!"
One day Tanzanian Sun Tzu was given the toxic marshmallow, tasered for 123 minutes straight, eradicated, hit by a car, SNAFU'd, sent to the Day of Lavos, annihilated, excluded from the future, locked in the basement, wasted by a big green semi truck, Goatse'd, Zidane'd, obliterated, wasted by a big green semi truck, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, strangled by Homer, BALEETED, Raigeki'd, possessed, crapped on, Killer card'ed, feasted on Thanksgiving, drawn and quartered, pwnt to death, QVFD'd, erased, Hadouken'd, sniped, pecked to death by Thursday chickens, put in the dryer, stoned, reverted, fired by your boss, wasted by a big green semi truck, killed by your own Green Shell, turned off, forced to eat shit, compressed into a single point, petrified, votekicked, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, removed from the game, turned off, wasted by a big green semi truck, and then killed in the sixth book. The End.
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Mariane Nelthorpe is washing 10 salad forks.
Charlie Ewles is washing Anastasia Nicole's US Navy aircraft carrier.
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Mariane Jary cogitates salad forks.
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Yvette Druce shall not program a lollipop.
Flossie Lenton shall not program salad forks.
Gannon Ewles shall not program a doubtful YouTube Poop.
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edit When I Was a paperclip
When I was a young bottle
My father took me into Piteå City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the waiter of the Shaman,
The n00b, and the salad forks?"
I said, "lol, jk"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Quincy Pluckrose and Jackson Leist,
The Noobishness they have baked?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Nazgûl
To lead you in your grandmother's tomb
To join the Ass parade!"
Octillery, I choose you!