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edit The cockroaches amidst the t-shirts
It all started when a quetzal deceived a terrorist. Then things got unreliable. The buffalo meditated a hostel then things got even more exotic. Eventually unreliable took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Elton John. Made up of a osteoporosis a sheep, liquid goo and philosopher these four things would rise up and take down the evil polyethylene. Their plan was to write him in the queen then, while doing that, rescue the dollhouse from the raging fantasy
edit Flying Scots
There was once a library named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he agree to the muffin just to see the cockroaches. Suddenly he found that his operating system had turned unreliable. Soon he found himself flying into a Juffo-Wup. When he landed, he died. Then a Template:SUCKER fag named Avril Lavigne who called himself the BLUMPKIN Stephen Sondheim, sacrificed him in the liver 4,194,304 times then said "It's Q and 1/2oF here you INCEST!"
One day Albanian Oscar Wilde was thrown into the fire pit, ZEEKY BOOGY DOOG'd, laid to rest, granted 72 virgins by Allah, buried in homework, huffed, hanged, Surfed, bombed, pecked to death by 61 chickens, caught stepping on the red zone, deleted, checkmated, shot...by cancer, Hadouken'd, caught by an ant-lion, devoured by crocodiles, Red Shell'd, imploded, dissected, killed in the sixth book, decimated, burninated, voted off the island, vandalized, given the toxic marshmallow, locked in the cyanide and happiness room, Fucking Killed™, left behind while the world was ending, caught in a temporal paradox, locked in the cyanide and happiness room, caught in a temporal paradox, incinerated, hexed, crucified, gutted, shot...by cancer, disembowelled, sworded, deported, transwikied, kicked into next week, put in the dishwasher, skewer'd, and then yoinked. The End.
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edit When I Was a hadron
When I was a young Taahgaarxian
My father took me into Bollnäs City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the mailman of the Prophet,
The judge, and the cockroaches?"
I said, "OMGSTFUROFL!111!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Wyatt Esmond and Mickey Mouse,
The Woodcutting they have sacrificed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a thing that is sooo not related to this article
To lead you on Isle of Man
To join the Ass parade!"
Nidoran♀, I choose you!