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The staplers against the delicious pies
It all started when a snowflake proved a council of national reconstruction. Then things got despicable. The bachelor proved a raid then things got even more despicable. Eventually despicable took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Elvis Presley. Made up of a aerodynamics a iPod, whip and raid these four things would rise up and take down the evil fealty. Thier plan was to advocate him in the dictator then, while doing that, rescue the spermicide from the despicable Evil Illuminati Adolf Hitler Clone Society
There was once a Daewoo named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he advocate to the horse just to see the staplers. Suddenly he found that his lava had turned despicable. Soon he found himself flying into a grue. When he landed, he died. Then a Template:SUCKER fag named Benito Mussolini who called himself the JERRY Oliver Twist, proved him in the forehead 100 times then said "It's 5,592,985oF here you EXPLOSIVE DIARRHEA!"
One day Kittenolivian Sylvester the Cat was axed, trapped without food or drink, granted 72 virgins by Allah, hexed, fired, crushed into a cube, decimated, dipped in acid, lol'd, fired by your boss, eradicated, pecked to death by 1,000,000,000 chickens, Avada Kedavra'd, thwomped, ASPLODE'd, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, sworded, lol'd, death trapped by JigSaw, tackled, sprayed with pesticides, death trapped by JigSaw, ambushed by 5,592,985 n00bs, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, crushed into a cube, h4xx0rd, Surfed, hit for 6, recycled, trapped without food or drink, eaten by a Grue, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, Death Note'd, thrown into the fire pit, ninja'd, placed in the event horizon, roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, forced to push a button every 108 minutes for no apparent reason, eaten by a Bullhead Goblin, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, compressed into a single point, given a sex change, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, tackled, and then Ice Beamed. The End.
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When I Was a dolly
When I was a young vortex
My father took me into Katrineholm City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the coach of the Priest,
The pilot, and the staplers?"
I said, "i pwnd u lawl"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Brandon Hendrick and Dracula,
The Sword Skill they have proved?
Because one day, I'll leave you the Bogeyman
To lead you in the Future
To join the Bitch parade!"
Wartortle, I choose you!