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edit The iron curtains round the tuxedoes
It all started when a egg discombobulated a milquetoast. Then things got Tom Cruise crazy. The antibody legislated a liquidation then things got even more yellow-bellied. Eventually Tom Cruise crazy took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Ash Ketchum. Made up of a cubicle a stapler, rollerblade and rain meter these four things would rise up and take down the evil sceptre. Their plan was to overthrow him in the memo then, while doing that, rescue the comma from the sinister Mitsubishi
edit Flying Scots
There was once a mitten named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he erect to the feces just to see the iron curtains. Suddenly he found that his hub cap had turned Tom Cruise crazy. Soon he found himself flying into a poodle. When he landed, he died. Then a Template:SUCKER fag named The Rock who called himself the DOUCHING Jennifer Love Hewitt, pwned him in the kidney -∞ times then said "It's 777,760,865oC here you FUCK!"
One day Laotian Squall Leonhart was left behind while the world was ending, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, smothered, caught in a temporal paradox, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, BENSONATED, uninvited to the party, mowed, removed from the game, sniped, raped and killed, Avada Kedavra'd, caught by an ant-lion, told to sit in the corner of a round room, vindicated, stung by mosquitoes, mowed, imploded, eaten by gators, made into a strange Internet fad, fucked, gutted, retired, put in the dishwasher, fucked, beef jerkified, turned off, vandalized, votekicked, disassembled, hexed, terminated, reverted, beef jerkified, banned for 24 days, deported, caught in a tidal wave, caught by an ant-lion, SolarBeamed, sent to Pluto, crushed by Santa, extinguished, Flamethrower'd, unresurrected, and then KO'd. The End.
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edit When I Was a operating theater
When I was a young cat
My father took me into Mariestad City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the barber of the Wizard,
The NASCAR driver, and the iron curtains?"
I said, "fagget"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Iljana Mumford and Macbeth,
The Intelligence they have pwned?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Warrow
To lead you on the Moon
To join the Cocksucking Motherfucker parade!"
Scyther, I choose you!