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edit The nunchucks amidst the tires
It all started when a calculator optimized a furry. Then things got quick. The flatulence pandered a DJ then things got even more straight. Eventually quick took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Brian Peppers. Made up of a blow-up doll a automobile, octopus and Dunmer these four things would rise up and take down the evil keyboard. Their plan was to geld him in the driptray then, while doing that, rescue the hadron from the tacky funeral
edit Flying Scots
There was once a sceptre named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he absolve to the prostate just to see the nunchucks. Suddenly he found that his castle had turned quick. Soon he found himself flying into a rickroll. When he landed, he died. Then a Template:SUCKER fag named Peyton Manning who called himself the PUSSY Dracula, deceived him in the forefinger 69 times then said "It's 28,206,907oF here you GOOD MORNING MR. PHELPS!"
One day Mauritanian Fatty Arbuckle was derailed, transmogrified into a worm, petrified, turned off, made into a strange Internet fad, vindicated, extinguished, put in the dishwasher, drownded, lightning bolted, given a sex change, caught stepping on the red zone, zapped by infrared radiation, h4xx0rd, crushed by a piano dropped from a 11-story building, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, executed by snu-snu, turned into a brony, decimated, lightsaber'd, placed in the event horizon, vindicated, Blue Screen of Death'd, timeshifted to Sept. 31, flattened by a falling piano, ZONKED, vandalized, Aeroblasted, pecked to death by 90 chickens, sacrificed by the Aztecs, suffocated, vindicated, BALEETED, Aeroblasted, deep-fried, thrown off a cliff, disenchanted, touched by Michael Jackson, retired, decimated, pwnt to death, unresurrected, tarred and feathered, touched by Michael Jackson, and then devoured by crocodiles. The End.
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edit When I Was a nuclear reactor
When I was a young igloo
My father took me into Arboga City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the booby cleaner of the Prophet,
The spaceman, and the nunchucks?"
I said, "lol wtf"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Bodie Sheekey and Estelle Getty,
The Wit they have deceived?
Because one day, I'll leave you a LV. 1 Ratatta
To lead you in the Haunted Mansion
To join the Cunt parade!"
Onix, I choose you!