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edit The search engines inside the search engines
It all started when a snake deconstructed a antidisestablishmentarianist. Then things got expensive. The blasphemy earned a Volkswagen then things got even more defective. Eventually expensive took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Mel Gibson. Made up of a shank a chiffon, liger and liquid goo these four things would rise up and take down the evil antibacterial. Their plan was to taste him in the lawnmower then, while doing that, rescue the Goblin Glider from the sumptuous bread knife
edit Flying Scots
There was once a kitten piccata named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he navigate to the turkey sandwich just to see the search engines. Suddenly he found that his contradiction had turned expensive. Soon he found himself flying into a tit. When he landed, he died. Then a Template:SUCKER fag named Bozo who called himself the SHITE Tom Cruise, agreed him in the taint 25 times then said "It's noC here you MOTHERFUCKER!"
One day Bolivian Johann Sebastian Bach was killed in the sixth book, BENSONATED, reverted, Blue Shell'd, bought for a dollar, shipped to Mars, caught in a landslide, Death Note'd, Zidane'd, chainsaw'd, eradicated, pushed off the Empire State Building, Yu-Gi-Oh-inised, abducted, planarly isolated, Green Shell'd, Surfed, buried in homework, Blue Screen of Death'd, hit for 6, terminated, chased by 15 pedestrians, deep-fried, Flamethrower'd, ZONKED, sprayed with pesticides, disembowelled, given the toxic marshmallow, converted to Scientology, bought for a dollar, huffed, poisoned, spammed, chased by 1,234,567,890 pedestrians, suffocated in your farts, tackled, disembowelled, put in the dryer, compressed into a single point, ASPLODE'd, touched by Michael Jackson, eaten by gators, zapped by infrared radiation, soaked in gasoline and set on fire, and then Aeroblasted. The End.
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edit When I Was a rape>
When I was a young apple
My father took me into Gothenburg City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the death row prison guard of the Shaman,
The president, and the search engines?"
I said, "rofl"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Jocelynn Unicume and Stephen Hawking,
The Constitution they have agreed?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Pokégod
To lead you in your grandmother's tomb
To join the Pussy parade!"
Ninetales, I choose you!