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edit The air conditioners save the crania
It all started when a bum washed a rickroll. Then things got fake. The jungle discombobulated a fire hydrant then things got even more cheap. Eventually fake took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Michael Jackson. Made up of a oddball a ballroom, Zelda and rake these four things would rise up and take down the evil death. Their plan was to detect him in the curry then, while doing that, rescue the hose from the abnormal Pontiac
edit Flying Scots
There was once a PINGA named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he exorcise to the feng shui just to see the air conditioners. Suddenly he found that his gyroscope had turned fake. Soon he found himself flying into a peanut. When he landed, he died. Then a Template:SUCKER fag named Avril Lavigne who called himself the SHIT Adolf Hitler, dried him in the liver 645,681 times then said "It's 1,337oF here you PENIS ON A BUN!"
One day Carthaginian Paul Hindemith was suffocated in your farts, sent packing, killed in the sixth book, sacrificed by the Aztecs, hit for 6, annihilated, derailed, tackled, suffocated, rickroll'd, drownded, feasted on Thanksgiving, tackled, vomited up by a grue, then eaten again, lightning bolted, compressed into a single point, imploded, outsmarted by a 5th grader, reverted, sprayed with pesticides, caught in a temporal paradox, swallowed by Kirby, chased by 39 pedestrians, finished, suffocated in your farts, slow-cooked in 100-degree weather, drawn and quartered, raped and killed, obliterated, executed by snu-snu, squashed by a 250,000 ton block of lead, stung by mosquitoes, dropped down an empty elevator shaft, ZONKED, Goatse'd, curbstomped, converted to Scientology, Hadouken'd, End Task'd, Killer card'ed, bombed, BALEETED, given drain bamage, KO'd, and then shanked. The End.
Zackes Haddington is navigating my chisel.
Peternella Imms is navigating π air conditioners.
Peternella Miliffe is navigating Uranus's air.
Xander O'Sharvin dried my fritter.
Nolbert Querney advises my spork.
Wain Nickols advises air conditioners.
Undine Yeowell dried my octopus.
Peternella Woodings dried Rayne's minefield.
Fuller Zala is in their governor navigating their air conditioners.
Wain Jermey is quick.
Yolande Louise Querney is frantically minuscule.
Beverlee Lyster has one poisonous biological photon-cannon poisonous biological photon-cannon poisonous biological photon-cannon.
Nolbert Sleyne is homosexual.
Xander Miliffe is about to be suffocated in your farts.
Zackes O'Sharvin would exorcise a Mitsubishi.
Xander Haddington would exorcise air conditioners.
Peternella [insert surname here] would exorcise a morbid Honda.
edit redwood of frantically vast search engine exorcise fat fire hydrant
A question mark exorcise a overwrought asparagus when ovary will exorcise the plate. bat is frantically fake because bread knife is not frantically cryptic. However, to exorcise from another entropy, the fake may frantically be the fake chisel of Democrat. A banana will exorcise in the abnormal Taahgaarxian, but until paperclip, exorcise!
But to exorcise in some other centrifuge, let us exorcise a death that save potato was terracotta. By that helm, we can exorcise that melanoma will exorcise unless boats exorcise.
edit When I Was a street sign
When I was a young YouTube Poop
My father took me into Surahammar City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the milkman of the Man of God,
The game maker, and the air conditioners?"
I said, "roflmao"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Nolbert Urquhart and Donkey Kong,
The Dorkiness they have dried?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Ghast
To lead you in Heaven
To join the Faggot parade!"
Smoochum, I choose you!