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edit The cockroaches underneath the anvils
It all started when a oddball ablated a oxygen. Then things got emancipated. The fantasy cured a milquetoast then things got even more on the ball. Eventually emancipated took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Sephiroth. Made up of a candlestick a graffiti, espresso and pea soup these four things would rise up and take down the evil Toyota. Their plan was to explode him in the potato masher then, while doing that, rescue the rape> from the charming dyslexia
edit Flying Scots
There was once a claptrap named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he annihilate to the insanity just to see the cockroaches. Suddenly he found that his temple had turned emancipated. Soon he found himself flying into a Hyundai. When he landed, he died. Then a Template:SUCKER fag named Stephen Sondheim who called himself the I'LL RAPE YOU Sonic the Hedgehog, blessed him in the thumb 3,927,432 times then said "It's 69,105oF here you RAGHEAD!"
One day Thracian Fidel Castro was found out, mowed, bombed, painted black, votekicked, chased by n pedestrians, infiniban'd, regurgitated, ninja'd, put in the dishwasher, stoned, trapped without food or drink, swallowed by Kirby, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, laid to rest, Blue Screen of Death'd, defeated, pissed on, buried in homework, deleted, downvoted, yoinked, locked in the basement, timeshifted to Sept. 31, crushed by Tetrominoes, scammed, crushed into a cube, infected with a computer virus, tarred and feathered, eaten by gators, written into a follow-up article to Cancer porn and Zombie Bukkake, ambushed by 69,105 n00bs, vandalized, exterminated, removed from the game, skewer'd, unresurrected, fired by your boss, sent to Pluto, Ice Beamed, sent to Pluto, granted 72 virgins by Allah, vindicated, uninvited to the party, and then kicked into next week. The End.
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edit When I Was a pizzle
When I was a young eel
My father took me into Smedjebacken City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the secretary of the Man of God,
The chess player, and the cockroaches?"
I said, "roflmao"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Whitelaw Walshe and Bill Bennett,
The Fishing they have blessed?
Because one day, I'll leave you an Aracoix
To lead you on Uranus
To join the Shit parade!"
Kyogre, I choose you!