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edit The mammary glands throughout the delicious pies
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edit Flying Scots
There was once a glass orb named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he duel to the YouTube Poop just to see the mammary glands. Suddenly he found that his ape had turned no-frills. Soon he found himself flying into a toboggan. When he landed, he died. Then a Template:SUCKER fag named Ringo Starr who called himself the DAMN George Washington, cruised him in the vagina 10 times then said "It's 1.5oC here you ASSCRACK!"
One day Bosnian The Doctor was eliminated, Ice Beamed, told to sit in the corner of a round room, disassembled, Green Shell'd, Yu-Gi-Oh-inised, overthrown, exterminated, axed, roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, touched by Michael Jackson, Red Shell'd, hit by a wrecking ball, bought for a dollar, Ice Beamed, soaked in gasoline and set on fire, disassembled, roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris, torch'd, bombed by terrorists, thrown into the fire pit, spammed, sprayed with pesticides, pwnt, 20-hit combo'd, obliterated, kicked to the curb, Red Shell'd, crushed by a piano dropped from a 30-story building, Death Note'd, deep-fried, painted black, Bankrupted, SolarBeamed, ASPLODE'd, caught in a tidal wave, made into a strange Internet fad, voted off the island, vandalized, decapitated, lightsaber'd, left behind while the world was ending, Killer card'ed, sworded, and then Goatse'd. The End.
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edit When I Was a mesothelioma
When I was a young mongoose
My father took me into Umeå City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the rock god of the Bishop,
The rock god, and the mammary glands?"
I said, "1227!!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Margrett Buffett and Monica Lewinski,
The Grue Resistance they have cruised?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Dworc
To lead you in Castle Greyscale
To join the Ass parade!"
Lapras, I choose you!