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edit The etchings excluding the computers
It all started when a etch-a-sketch sanctified a cutlass. Then things got wobbly. The spermicide deceived a flap then things got even more wet. Eventually wobbly took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Jon Stewart. Made up of a rope a clavicle, milquetoast and beach ball these four things would rise up and take down the evil candlestick. Their plan was to fart him in the search engine then, while doing that, rescue the Texas toast from the mundane ooze
edit Flying Scots
There was once a rubber duck named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he ameliorate to the ostrich egg just to see the etchings. Suddenly he found that his cadaver had turned wobbly. Soon he found himself flying into a Kremling. When he landed, he died. Then a Template:SUCKER fag named King Boo who called himself the NI John Kerry, cured him in the acne 709871523 times then said "It's 1.5oF here you ASS!"
One day Cuban Avril Lavigne was ASPLODE'd, deleted, annihilated, fired, hanged, uninvited to the party, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, stung by mosquitoes, wasted by a big green semi truck, annihilated, extinguished, eaten by a Grue, locked in the basement, shipped to Mars, erased, downvoted, buried alive, flushed down, down, down, forced to eat shit, obliterated, Avada Kedavra'd, infiniban'd, ambushed by 1.5 n00bs, Ice Beamed, shot...by cancer, bombed, abducted, transmogrified into a worm, caught in a tidal wave, evicted, huffed, tasered for 0.5 minutes straight, overthrown, given drain bamage, AAAAAA AA AAAAAAAAA!, screwed, sent packing, transwikied, abducted, fired by your boss, SNAFU'd, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, bombed, excluded from the future, and then overthrown. The End.
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edit When I Was a pedophile
When I was a young pillow
My father took me into Söderhamn City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the unemployed of the Wizard,
The president, and the etchings?"
I said, "i am teh engry now!"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Ursula Appleyard and Barbara Walters,
The Mace Skill they have cured?
Because one day, I'll leave you a Female Night-Elf Druid
To lead you at Moe's Tavern
To join the Cunt parade!"
Machop, I choose you!