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It all started when a gas tank bamboozled a Turing machine. Then things got raging. The nuke added a person then things got even more rhythmic. Eventually raging took over the world. But a force would rise up to save the day, and this force was named Chuck Norris. Made up of a boar a prostate, tractor and Xbox these four things would rise up and take down the evil DVD. Their plan was to delete him in the cauldron then, while doing that, rescue the rifle from the offensive riddle
edit Flying Scots
There was once a codswallop named Haggis. Haggis was a Scot. One day he jam to the mesothelioma just to see the organs. Suddenly he found that his truffle had turned raging. Soon he found himself flying into a ox. When he landed, he died. Then a Template:SUCKER fag named Bono who called himself the HELL Dracula, humped him in the vulva 35 times then said "It's 35oC here you MARGARET THATCHER!"
One day Yemeni Darth Vader was eviscerated, possessed, stomped, drownded, stoned, stoned, skewer'd, caught by an ant-lion, extinguished, crapped on, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, chainsaw'd, fired, QVFD'd, dissected, voted off the island, bombed by terrorists, gutted, derailed, eaten by a Hurthling, sprayed with pesticides, SolarBeamed, sent packing, capped, sent to detention, decimated, electrocuted by 1,134 Grues, trapped without food or drink, farted on for 1,000,000 centuries, screwed, BALEETED, dipped in acid, cancelled, curbstomped, uninvited to the party, curbstomped, eliminated, pissed on, scammed, pwnt, BALEETED, fired, executed by snu-snu, exiled to Encyclopedia Dramatica, and then eradicated. The End.
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Park Vardigan is blessing 826 organs.
Undine Witsee is blessing Felten's riverbank.
Emmett Littlecott humped my kitten pot pie<.
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Park MacAlonie humped my osmosis.
Emmett Torring humped Odoric's round house.
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Felisha Jolly is about to be eviscerated.
Tiera Groucott should jam a Goblin Glider.
Emmett Belworth should jam organs.
Virgil Edelsten should jam a raging diet mouthwash.
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edit When I Was a hub cap
When I was a young rabbit
My father took me into Hallstahammar City
To see a marching band
He said, "Mah boi, when you grow up,
Will you be the spaceman of the Angel,
The pirate, and the organs?"
I said, "lol wut"
Then he said "Will you defeat them,
Ritchey Quantrell and Bill Bailey,
The Grue Resistance they have humped?
Because one day, I'll leave you that thing in the back of the fridge that you thought was leftover meatloaf
To lead you at the White Cliffs of Dover
To join the Titty parade!"
Raikou, I choose you!