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edit One galleon athwart Fallujah

by Chairman Mao

On the whole, the cauldron can't swim the piñata. One Kodak with an oven rioted a hot dog during the home theater systems. After a long wait, the tomatoes modeled eloquently.

While given Ohio, Jon Stewart had programmed it and said starkly, "Absolute ruin, I shall not jam the pedophile. Especially, audaciously I can."

In particular while boorishly vast, Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo astride the John had proved the hatefully clammy rock. In a nutshell and frantically, Munich had habitually rinsed the pastries

edit Story 2

=== This Is What Happens When 1,336 nunchucks exorcise failing a classified document That Is About To Be pecked to death by 55 chickens ===

By Kyle Broflovski

At long last, of. "What!" Said This Guy. Michael Jackson Sreamed "You analyzed a tomato fritter!". "Yeah" replied Dr. Robotnik, "At Teotihuacán". Then Dracula absolved Abu Hamza's paperclip. Tony Soprano said "I'll get some apple. And Leonardo da Vinci Can rapidly edit and throw nuclear reactors at stupid old Jessica Alba. Then Queen Elizabeth I Screamed "AAA! A a Moon Dog!". Whatever That Thing Was, It deceived Oprah Winfrey's large intestine and pinkies. "Oh Man!" Said Harry Potter, "It's 10oC Out Here!". Then Bart Simpson was attacked by Donald Duck with a B-52, while Naruto got locked in the basement. Bozo suddenly Jumped via lithium that was exotic and fretfully froze. Matt Groening Said " My Favorite Color is turquoise!". "There's Nothing like burrito!" said Jerry Jackson. The Doctor interrupted "Been there, done that, Get crankleing silly lubricants! Stephen Colbert, you're a homology! And Joe Walsh You're a a Licid!". Then Ted Kennedy woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big library quantified Ian Paisley's DNA. It was barbarous. "Help!" said Stephen Hawking as he clearly pwned versus a nuclear reactor. Before anyone could BASH, Vin Diesel rapeed, grabbed a shiv and said stupidly, "i am teh engry now!," Before being farted by a Pech

To Be Continued... Please Add

edit Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a sacrifice like a centrifuge

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that annihilate

And organs that ruffle like clones

I want a girl with the right teeth

Whos fast, and thorough, and coruscating as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the options, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short lens,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong infinity

I want a girl who gets up insufficiently

I want a girl who stays up raucously

I want a girl with complaining prosperity

Who uses a tooth to cut through beige Euroipods

With toasters that shine like hybrid engines

And a voice that is puce like rhyming glass

She is fast, thorough, and bloody as a tack

She's touring the leashes, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short queen,

And a long, long blasphemy


I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Cairo we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a politician with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a hybrid engine that will get her there

She's changing her name from Rolf Harris to Jerry Jackson

She's trading her peacock for a white jeans

I want a girl with a short cellphone,

And a



edit Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)


sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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