Mad Libs/examples

See also: Mad Libs

Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One pen of Britland

by Joseph Stalin

Everything considered, the muskrat would loll the snowflake. One gamelan with a pile of flaming horse feces owned a mouse next the operating systems. For instance, the mailboxes expelled coarsely.

While atop Gibeon, Bill Gates had optimized it and said ruthlessly, "Hands off, I would wash the racket. After a long wait, clearly I shouldn't."

In contrast to this while shyly petrifying, Elton John opposite Cloud Cuckoo Land had frozen the hoarsely tawdry beagle. However and (in a good way), Argentina had (in a drab manner) lathered the leashes

Story 2

=== This Is What Happens When 40 hybrid engines rebel given lithium That Is About To Be pecked to death by 1,000 chickens ===

By Slobodan Milošević

In general, besides. "What!" Said Pee-wee Herman. Meg Griffin Sreamed "You lathered a cowbell limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi!". "Yeah" replied Gordon Brown, "At Hopi Socialist Republic". Then Donald Duck ate Leonard Bernstein's rifle. Strong Bad said "I'll get some cruton. And Kermit the Frog Can compulsively agree and throw glycerins at stupid old Harry Potter. Then Bill Bailey Screamed "AAA! A an apple!". Whatever That Thing Was, It lathered Optimus Prime's dead skin cell and nipples. "Oh Man!" Said Albert Camus, "It's n^oF Out Here!". Then Monica Lewinski was attacked by Peter Griffin with a halberd, while Stephen Hawking got tried as a witch. Jimmy Neutron suddenly Jumped times a classified document that was absorbent and (in an unimpressed manner) deceived. Stewie Griffin Said " My Favorite Color is pink!". "There's Nothing like lasagna!" said Elvis Presley. Pervez Musharraf interrupted "Been there, done that, Get programing silly needles! David Beckham, you're tofu! And The Doctor You're a an Ero-bal!". Then The Rock woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big pervert swallowed Bob Saget's pinky. It was vulgar. "Help!" said Bowser as he coldly piloted barring a diode. Before anyone could vomit, Colin Powell anglicaniseed, grabbed a shortbow and said haphazardly, "i din't edit that page an even if i did it's better neway so u suck!," Before being eated by a Smurfs

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a reindeer like a kitten

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that deliberate

And gas tanks that deceive like tires

I want a girl with the right glycerins

Whos fast, and thorough, and quivering as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the memos, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short escape pod,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong bluejay

I want a girl who gets up incessantly

I want a girl who stays up cryptically

I want a girl with gay prosperity

Who uses a diode to cut through black tires

With kittens that shine like t-shirts

And a voice that is uncivilized like contented glass

She is fast, thorough, and cosmic as a tack

She's touring the gas tanks, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short Soliton radar,

And a long, long boar

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Frogland we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a politician with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a cadaver that will get her there

She's changing her name from Vince McMahon to Garfield

She's trading her mouth for a white tuxedo

I want a girl with a short apples,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

railing

Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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