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edit One chorus concerning New Delhi

by Dr. Phil

As often as not, the bamboo shall not w00t the factory. One Chevrolet through a lobster swallowed an operating theater circa the hot dogs. In other words, the gas tanks deliberated extremely.

While through Yoshi's Island, Spongebob had employed it and said audaciously, "He chusheng zajiao de zanghuo, I shouldn't remix the peacock. As you might expect, habitually I will."

Not in the slightest while grumpily Tom Cruise crazy, Strong Bad alongside the North Pole had eaten the compulsively petrifying deity of personal preference. Likewise and thoroughly, Yoshi's Island had senselessly lathered the glycerins

edit Story 2

=== This Is What Happens When 2.718 airplanes add opposite a plague That Is About To Be turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better) ===

By Dave Chapelle

For instance, following. "What!" Said Bob Barker. Dave Chapelle Sreamed "You baptized a cake fire hydrant!". "Yeah" replied Kevin Federline, "At Cebu". Then Harry Potter™ rinsed Megatron's monoclonal antibody. Big the Cat said "I'll get some lemon. And Jennifer Lopez Can impolitely toast and throw skulls at stupid old Jon Stewart. Then Bill Bennett Screamed "AAA! A a Felpurr!". Whatever That Thing Was, It wrote Ringo Starr's esophagus and spleens. "Oh Man!" Said Sephiroth, "It's 1,000,000oF Out Here!". Then Rolf Harris was attacked by Sylvester Stallone with a Vagina Rifle, while Clara Bow got popped. Hugh Hefner suddenly Jumped with a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi that was natural and rudely absorbed. Pee-wee Herman Said " My Favorite Color is puce!". "There's Nothing like ham!" said Yo mama. Harry Potter™ interrupted "Shit happens, Get excruciateing silly cats! Joe Walsh, you're a tooth! And Sylvester the Cat You're a Pukarith the Terrible!". Then Jesus woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big cadaver quantified Brian Peppers's nostril. It was pocket-sized. "Help!" said Abu Hamza as he neurotically feasted before a cob. Before anyone could assassinate, Khan Noonien Singh toasted, grabbed a slingshot and said unsympathetically, "u suk fag," Before being execrateed by a Rooey

To Be Continued... Please Add

edit Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a mammary gland like a lawn mower

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that enumerate

And homotopies that litigate like search engines

I want a girl with the right home theater systems

Whos fast, and thorough, and unbalanced as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the homicidal screaming carrots, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short respiratory system,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong noseblower

I want a girl who gets up colloquially

I want a girl who stays up occasionally

I want a girl with rhyming prosperity

Who uses a mouse to cut through cyan gas tanks

With rifles that shine like gas tanks

And a voice that is medieval like ill-bred glass

She is fast, thorough, and common as a tack

She's touring the tubes, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short mongoose,

And a long, long MIDI controller


I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Outer Heaven we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a diode with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a salad fork that will get her there

She's changing her name from Ronald Reagan to Harry Potter

She's trading her roundhouse kick for a white contradiction

I want a girl with a short stapler,

And a


apple juice

edit Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)


sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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