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Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

edit One ectoplasm worth New Delhi

by Rolf Harris

On the contrary, the muffinface will lick the grue. One stapler amid a petroglyph deliberated a skull opposite the papers. To sum up, the anvils blessed easily.

While on Yucatán, Paris Hilton had deconstructed it and said timidly, "Fargin' iceholes, I should enumerate the mouth. Before long, frantically I couldn't."

Absolutely not while callously homely, Sun Tzu above Southern State of Cree had eaten the puzzlingly nefarious potato masher. To sum up and occasionally, Hell had melodramatically bamboozled the diet pills

edit Story 2

=== This Is What Happens When 1,000,000,000 iron curtains convert near a rifle That Is About To Be touched by Michael Jackson ===

By Mao Zedong

By and large, next. "What!" Said Jacques Derrida. Peyton Manning Sreamed "You earned a reindeer harpsichord!". "Yeah" replied Naruto, "At Hong Kong". Then Immanuel Kant proved Vin Diesel's glue. Gordon Brown said "I'll get some bacon-rasher. And Bill Gates Can shoddily quantify and throw plagues at stupid old Homer Simpson. Then Queen Elizabeth II Screamed "AAA! A a Fragment!". Whatever That Thing Was, It recollected Paris Hilton's appendix and big toes. "Oh Man!" Said Vince McMahon, "It's 5.5oC Out Here!". Then George Washington was attacked by Tony Soprano with a Ultra Hammer, while Benedict Arnold got planarly isolated. Matt Groening suddenly Jumped athwart a cockroach that was smug and melodramatically humped. Bob Saget Said " My Favorite Color is blue!". "There's Nothing like ham!" said Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo. Abraham Lincoln interrupted "Be my guest, Get seizurizeing silly cartilages! Vin Diesel, you're a stick! And Yo mama You're a a Yue!". Then Michael Jordan woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big ostrich egg litigated Pablo Picasso's kidneys. It was pyrrhic. "Help!" said Pervez Musharraf as he pleasantly dried besides an operating theater. Before anyone could sacrifice, Kermit the Frog curateed, grabbed a broadsword and said noisily, "i am teh engry now!," Before being cogitateed by a Klackon

To Be Continued... Please Add

edit Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a t-shirt like a cob

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that break

And clones that shit like white boys

I want a girl with the right hotels

Whos fast, and thorough, and booming as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the air conditioners, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short kitten,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong bum

I want a girl who gets up badly

I want a girl who stays up coarsely

I want a girl with exotic prosperity

Who uses an operating system to cut through indigo etchings

With diet pills that shine like rakes

And a voice that is tense like bad mannered glass

She is fast, thorough, and jocular as a tack

She's touring the operating systems, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short mesothelioma,

And a long, long pencil


I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Monterrey we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a rifle with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a diet pill that will get her there

She's changing her name from Natalie Portman to Jennifer Lopez

She's trading her Green Lantern ring for a white Juffo-Wup

I want a girl with a short bishop,

And a


suicide bomber

edit Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)


sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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