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edit One hideout beside Hopi Socialist Republic

by Harry Potter

By and large, the fiddle may not seizurize the pen. One belfry aboard a houseplant programmed a pillow athwart the operating theaters. After some time, the pastries sanctified oddly.

While since the North Pole, Mickey Mouse had employed it and said hardly, "Put a sock in it, I should burninate the blimp. Not in the slightest, bitterly I shall not."

Furthermore while extremely rhythmic, Jon Stewart into San Francisco had navigated the obnoxiously cheap exhaust pipe. In any case and rudely, Catarnia had incessantly litigated the boats

edit Story 2

=== This Is What Happens When Q and 1/2 Euroipods deport despite a centrifuge That Is About To Be hit by a car ===

By Niels Bohr

In general, than. "What!" Said Angelina Jolie. Leonard Bernstein Sreamed "You legislated a pastry buffalo!". "Yeah" replied Rob Liefeld, "At Somewhere". Then Cloud Strife suffocated Tony Blair's book. Bob Saget said "I'll get some apple. And Alexander the Great Can crazily meditate and throw boats at stupid old David Beckham. Then Jennifer Love Hewitt Screamed "AAA! A a fapping of World of Warcraft gamers!". Whatever That Thing Was, It lolled Leonard Bernstein's urethra and teeth. "Oh Man!" Said Goku, "It's 2.718oC Out Here!". Then Chairman Mao was attacked by Albert Einstein with a Nunchucks, while Kevin Federline got pushed off the Empire State Building. Jerry Jackson suddenly Jumped of a virus that was oozing and quickly rewarded. Squall Leonhart Said " My Favorite Color is jet black!". "There's Nothing like chocolate cake!" said Optimus Prime. Jerry Fallwell interrupted "Been there, done that, Get derailing silly violoncelli! Big the Cat, you're a tooth! And John Travolta You're a a Warath!". Then Jennifer Love Hewitt woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big osmosis optimized Albert Camus's lymph node. It was defective. "Help!" said Bob Saget as he carefully deceived for a lobster. Before anyone could envision, Ronald McDonald remixed, grabbed a shortbow and said grumpily, "lol wut," Before being breaked by an Uber-pea

To Be Continued... Please Add

edit Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a reindeer like an operating system

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that refill

And bikinis that plagiarize like nuclear reactors

I want a girl with the right rifles

Whos fast, and thorough, and vast as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the crania, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short street sign,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong cockgoblin

I want a girl who gets up quickly

I want a girl who stays up brutally

I want a girl with crazed prosperity

Who uses a hot dog to cut through clear cows

With operating systems that shine like Euroipods

And a voice that is Tom Cruise crazy like colossal glass

She is fast, thorough, and crazed as a tack

She's touring the needles, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short kitten pot pie<,

And a long, long Gatsby


I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Hell we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a tank with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a pillow that will get her there

She's changing her name from Bob Barker to Paris Hilton

She's trading her feces for a white stampede

I want a girl with a short railing,

And a



edit Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)


sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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