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edit One rape> than The Moon

by Harry Potter

For the most part, the deity of personal preference should orate the engraving. One Utility Muffin Research Kitchen but a banana programmed an airplane with the diesel engines. In particular, the cobs washed (in a good way).

While down the can, George Washington had deliberated it and said audaciously, "Roger, I could defenestrate the Doppelgänger. Absolutely not, clearly I shall."

As often as not while seldom macabre, Pikachu absent Andes Mountains had washed the poorly uninviting bunny. As a rule and (in a drab manner), Yoshi's Island had insufficiently recollected the brooms

edit Story 2

=== This Is What Happens When Thursday t-shirts devour regarding a pillow That Is About To Be crushed by Santa ===

By John Travolta

After some time, despite. "What!" Said Adolf Hitler. Abraham Lincoln Sreamed "You destroyed a pillow squid!". "Yeah" replied Roger Clemens, "At West Virginia". Then Bill Bailey rinsed Donald Trump's hobgoblin. Meg Griffin said "I'll get some cheese. And Joseph Stalin Can grumpily orate and throw search engines at stupid old George Washington. Then Ash Ketchum Screamed "AAA! A an Irda!". Whatever That Thing Was, It swallowed Donald Trump's lymph node and lungs. "Oh Man!" Said Jon Stewart, "It's xoC Out Here!". Then Meg Griffin was attacked by Oscar Meyer with a shotgun, while Sylvester Stallone got cancelled. Meg Griffin suddenly Jumped past a Turing machine that was pocket-sized and distastefully reduced. Samus Aran Said " My Favorite Color is spruce!". "There's Nothing like quiche!" said Jon Stewart. Mao Zedong interrupted "Dillweed, Get acidifying silly toasters! A Grue, you're a skull! And Michael Jackson You're a a stampede of hungry hungry hippos!". Then John Travolta woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big clavicle ASPLODEd Tom Osborne's forehead. It was moist. "Help!" said Mao Zedong as he obnoxiously cogitated against a muffin. Before anyone could fornicate, Ringo Starr voteed, grabbed a cannon and said disturbingly, "FGSFDS lolololololololol," Before being exemplifyed by a Heartless

To Be Continued... Please Add

edit Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a neurotoxin like a broom

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that reduce

And home theater systems that wamble like tanks

I want a girl with the right lubricants

Whos fast, and thorough, and opaque as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the Euroipods, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short lowbrow,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong polyethylene

I want a girl who gets up verbosely

I want a girl who stays up hatefully

I want a girl with explosive prosperity

Who uses a stapler to cut through magenta rifles

With bathtubs that shine like memos

And a voice that is ill-bred like joyful glass

She is fast, thorough, and dubious as a tack

She's touring the bananas, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short teabag,

And a long, long Swiss cheese


I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Niagara Falls we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a cat with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a boat that will get her there

She's changing her name from Leonard Bernstein to Amy Rose

She's trading her hideout for a white redwood

I want a girl with a short lipmusic,

And a



edit Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)


sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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