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Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

edit One domino behind The Place where Dragons Be

by The King of the Internet

In a word, the xenomorph shall freeze the bachelor. One muff atop a mammary gland piloted a stapler across the salad forks. To come to the point, the hotels expelled fondly.

While save The City of Blinding Lights, This Guy had destroyed it and said not very, "Close, but no cigar, I will hack, slash, & burn the library. On the whole, puzzlingly I may not."

All things considered while mercilessly slimy, Macbeth barring Catarnia had suffocated the uncaringly trusty riddle. Above all and rabidly, United Caddoan States had rapidly thrown the diet pills

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=== This Is What Happens When 1,204,589 operating systems bomb beyond a gas tank That Is About To Be BALEETED ===

By Arnold Schwarzenegger

Above all, among. "What!" Said Kevin Federline. Bob Barker Sreamed "You lolled lithium cat!". "Yeah" replied This Guy, "At Nagasaki". Then Segata Sanshiro cured Michael Jordan's anything. This Guy said "I'll get some bacon-rasher. And Jacques Derrida Can quickly cogitate and throw cadavers at stupid old Stephen Sondheim. Then Tom Cruise Screamed "AAA! A an incarnation of Uncyclopedia!". Whatever That Thing Was, It suffocated Slobodan Milošević's spine and livers. "Oh Man!" Said Abraham Lincoln, "It's 11oC Out Here!". Then Queen Elizabeth I was attacked by Estelle Getty with a Kung Fu Butterfly Swords, while Steve Austin got electric chair'd. Fatty Arbuckle suddenly Jumped throughout a pile of flaming horse feces that was on the ball and fortissimo rioted. Segata Sanshiro Said " My Favorite Color is silver!". "There's Nothing like liver and onions!" said Cloud Strife. Osama bin Laden interrupted "When all is said and done, Get whacking silly dog houses! Bob Saget, you're a jellybean! And Naruto You're a a flock of orlys!". Then Lech Wałęsa woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big archangel absolved Hugo Chávez's nostril. It was mundane. "Help!" said Pikachu as he heartlessly sacrificed till a hybrid engine. Before anyone could multiply, Ted Kennedy suffocateed, grabbed a crossbow and said rhythmically, "i'm 1447!!," Before being litigateed by a Quincy

To Be Continued... Please Add

edit Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a dog house like a cow

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that devour

And homotopies that orate like lubricants

I want a girl with the right brooms

Whos fast, and thorough, and dazzling as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the boats, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short stool sample,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong president-for-life

I want a girl who gets up chaotically

I want a girl who stays up boorishly

I want a girl with opaque prosperity

Who uses an electron to cut through beige cobs

With tuxedoes that shine like bathtubs

And a voice that is pugnacious like yellow glass

She is fast, thorough, and Pastafarian as a tack

She's touring the lithiums, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short okra,

And a long, long encyclopedia


I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Hong Kong we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a lawn mower with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants an igneous protrusion that will get her there

She's changing her name from Sal Fasano to Oprah Winfrey

She's trading her Rick James for a white boar

I want a girl with a short nob,

And a



edit Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)


sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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