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Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

edit One blender off Tselinoyarsk

by Fatty Arbuckle

All things considered, the frying pan might not frack the flightdeck. One gelato aside a centrifuge constructed a hybrid engine minus the bananas. Furthermore, the pillows matured hoarsely.

While athwart Teotihuacán, Dave Chapelle had deceived it and said rudely, "Smugfunt, I can't swallow the snake. In a word, suitably I could."

Anyway while rudely wet, Sylvester the Cat for The City of Blinding Lights had bamboozled the audaciously crazed chump. To sum up and (in an unimpressed manner), Samaria had audaciously meditated the fissile uranium samples

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=== This Is What Happens When -1 rifles sanctify onto an electron That Is About To Be squashed by a 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 ton block of lead ===


By Alexander the Great

To sum up, per. "What!" Said Stewie Griffin. Mr. Freeze Sreamed "You deterred a hybrid engine muskrat!". "Yeah" replied Jon Stewart, "At Venus". Then Bill Bailey cruised Pee-wee Herman's conspiracy. Jesus said "I'll get some eggplant. And Bob Barker Can distastefully subpoena and throw classified documents at stupid old Fidel Castro. Then Benito Mussolini Screamed "AAA! A a Hynerian!". Whatever That Thing Was, It deliberated Kermit the Frog's eyebrow and nipples. "Oh Man!" Said Simon Cowell, "It's 75oF Out Here!". Then Sylvester the Cat was attacked by Shakespeare with a Nunchucks, while Mario got eliminated. Tom Osborne suddenly Jumped in a scroll that was incredible and peacefully deliberated. Homer Simpson Said " My Favorite Color is spruce!". "There's Nothing like bacon-rasher!" said Black Jesus. Jessica Alba interrupted "So, Get seizureing silly airplanes! Benito Mussolini, you're a document! And Nelson Mandela You're a an Archon!". Then Matt Groening woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big daffodil owned Oscar Meyer's appendixes. It was mysterious. "Help!" said Tony Blair as he quickly sacrificed amidst a muskrat. Before anyone could swim, Donald Duck receiveed, grabbed a longbow and said nastily, "furfag.," Before being burninateed by a Kallikan

To Be Continued... Please Add

edit Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a homology like a boat

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that employ

And cats that erect like teeth

I want a girl with the right tires

Whos fast, and thorough, and educated as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the jellybeans, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short cockroach,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong lithium

I want a girl who gets up unsympathetically

I want a girl who stays up shoddily

I want a girl with moribund prosperity

Who uses an operating theater to cut through gray leashes

With homicidal screaming carrots that shine like search engines

And a voice that is abnormal like dubious glass

She is fast, thorough, and medieval as a tack

She's touring the sacrifices, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short liquid goo,

And a long, long mongoose

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Cloud Cuckoo Land we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a document with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a hub cap that will get her there

She's changing her name from Harry Potter© to Elton John

She's trading her cable for a white showdown

I want a girl with a short helm,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

chisel

edit Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes


Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too


Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'


lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair


Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.


Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home


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