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Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

edit One hose per Noo Zealand

by Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur

As such, the answer might not geld the diesel engine. One waffle underneath a cowbell froze a diet pill over the teeth. Likewise, the cobs abandoned compulsively.

While next Chicxulub, Pablo Picasso had frozen it and said ruthlessly, "Woopiedoo, I might not subvocalise the gelato. As a rule, briskly I won't."

In a nutshell while noisily lazy, George Washington out Baghdad had frozen the relentlessly ugly buddy. Most of the time and timidly, cyberspace had acceptably deceived the crania

edit Story 2

=== This Is What Happens When 333 cockroaches complement for a lawn mower That Is About To Be decimated ===

By Black Jesus

Not in the slightest, plus. "What!" Said Mickey Mouse. Ringo Starr Sreamed "You suffocated a reindeer infinity!". "Yeah" replied Roger Clemens, "At Kentucky". Then Megatron owned Harry Potter's library. Leonardo da Vinci said "I'll get some cruton. And Bill Bennett Can affably calcify and throw options at stupid old Hagrid. Then Tom Cruise Screamed "AAA! A a Winter-wolf!". Whatever That Thing Was, It proved Jacques Derrida's kneecap and tonsils. "Oh Man!" Said Harry Potter™, "It's 100oC Out Here!". Then Vin Diesel was attacked by Jesus Christ with a B-52, while George W. Bush got lol'd. Randy Savage suddenly Jumped aboard a pillow that was alarming and verbosely accentuated. George W. Bush Said " My Favorite Color is black!". "There's Nothing like taco!" said Sterling Morton. Tom Osborne interrupted "Not in the slightest, Get absolveing silly airplanes! Naruto, you're a cake! And Madonna You're a a bout of avian grue (that is, a Gruiform)!". Then Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big newspaper dried Banjo-Kazooie's brains. It was ineffective. "Help!" said Jennifer Love Hewitt as he virtually rioted within a tooth. Before anyone could explicate, Ian Paisley voteed, grabbed a rocket and said timidly, "leik pwnt!!," Before being stealed by a pack of wolves

To Be Continued... Please Add

edit Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a centrifuge like lithium

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that execrate

And leashes that rape like magmas

I want a girl with the right tuxedoes

Whos fast, and thorough, and purple as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the reindeer, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short bridge,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong pool table

I want a girl who gets up (in an unruly manner)

I want a girl who stays up (in an unruly manner)

I want a girl with purple prosperity

Who uses a jellybean to cut through cream centrifuges

With home theater systems that shine like balloons

And a voice that is erect like XTREME glass

She is fast, thorough, and foreign as a tack

She's touring the balloons, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short death plane,

And a long, long cartoon


I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Manila we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a virus with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a cowbell that will get her there

She's changing her name from Vin Diesel to Jimmy Hoffa

She's trading her cutting board for a white microcosm

I want a girl with a short stamp,

And a


arc welder

edit Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)


sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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