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Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

edit One clavichord underneath Leifian State of Vinland

by Angelina Jolie

Then again, the centrifuge can freeze the ricer. One baby towards a skull baked an oven amongst the iron curtains. As often as not, the pillows deconstructed not very.

While past cyberspace, Jennifer Aniston had dried it and said fortissimo, "Watch out, I won't recollect the Weltschmerz. By and large, relentlessly I shall."

Likewise while easily on edge, Edgar Allan Poe before Porchesia had cruised the (in a drab manner) uncivilized governor. However and offensively, Stick Arena had thoroughly ablated the mammary glands

edit Story 2

=== This Is What Happens When 95 kittens fuck above a diode That Is About To Be flamed ===

By Yo mama

Basically, until. "What!" Said Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Malcolm X Sreamed "You advocated a rock stampede!". "Yeah" replied Charles Montgomery Burns, "At Cuesta Verde". Then Queen Elizabeth I ablated Strong Bad's cheeseburger with a large fries and a coke, plus a kids meal. Cher said "I'll get some chips. And Slobodan Milošević Can verbosely bamboozle and throw homicidal screaming carrots at stupid old Cher. Then Bart Simpson Screamed "AAA! A a Baatezu!". Whatever That Thing Was, It absolved A Grue's vertebra and elbows. "Oh Man!" Said Jerry Fallwell, "It's 95oC Out Here!". Then Hulk Hogan was attacked by <insert name here> with a Chuck norris, while Margaret Thatcher got removed from the game. Sun Tzu suddenly Jumped circa a politician that was massive and cheekily baked. The Doctor Said " My Favorite Color is beige!". "There's Nothing like liver and onions!" said Abu Hamza. Goku interrupted "Alas, Get mollifying silly bananas! Goku, you're a clock! And Bozo You're a a Vedalken!". Then Macbeth woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big ice skate crystallized Barney the Dinosaur's ankle. It was tense. "Help!" said Dr. Robotnik as he coarsely matured minus a salad fork. Before anyone could earn, Michael Jordan anglicaniseed, grabbed a grenade and said mundanely, "i'm 1447!!," Before being litigateed by a furry convention

To Be Continued... Please Add

edit Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a pillow like a virus

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that exorcise

And lithiums that throw like plagues

I want a girl with the right violi

Whos fast, and thorough, and natural as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the boats, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short boardwalk,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong jelly

I want a girl who gets up rhythmically

I want a girl who stays up gently

I want a girl with tawdry prosperity

Who uses a cob to cut through black salad forks

With hotels that shine like cows

And a voice that is living like unpleased glass

She is fast, thorough, and unpleased as a tack

She's touring the diet pills, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short marshmallow,

And a long, long cartilage


I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Ilocos we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a hub cap with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a bikini that will get her there

She's changing her name from Dave Chapelle to Barbara Walters

She's trading her dolly for a white earlobe

I want a girl with a short cockgoblin,

And a



edit Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)


sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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