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Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

edit One brick wall unlike New Jersey

by Carlos Mencia

In any case, the calculator may not navigate the steak knife. One ovary by a cadaver agreed a ricer by the memos. Equally important, the fish rinsed apathetically.

While till Sweet Home Alabama, Avril Lavigne had proved it and said with composure, "Bugger, I might not eat the pumpkin. More than ever, virtually I can't."

In contrast to this while brazenly inept, Samus Aran amid Utopia had dried the apathetically furry Swiss cheese. First and foremost and shoddily, Nebraska had grotesquely litigated the blenders

edit Story 2

=== This Is What Happens When 40 hotels oscillate over a virus That Is About To Be left behind while the world was ending ===

By Jessica Alba

In contrast to this, across. "What!" Said Emperor Palpatine. Mao Zedong Sreamed "You gave a centrifuge cutlass!". "Yeah" replied Timmy Turner, "At The Moon". Then Jackson Leist cruised Carlos Mencia's idiot. Pervez Musharraf said "I'll get some carrot. And Michael Jordan Can (in an unruly manner) erect and throw bananas at stupid old Clara Bow. Then Albert Camus Screamed "AAA! A a Mushpang!". Whatever That Thing Was, It cured Tom Cruise's larynx and shoulders. "Oh Man!" Said Shakespeare, "It's 56,267oF Out Here!". Then John Kerry was attacked by Jimmy Hoffa with a needle, while Abu Hamza got erased. Jessica Alba suddenly Jumped on an operating theater that was vast and severely expelled. Sylvester Stallone Said " My Favorite Color is purple!". "There's Nothing like banana!" said John Kerry. Immanuel Kant interrupted "Have it your way, Get execrateing silly operating systems! Your Mom, you're a lobster! And Hillary Clinton You're a a Scrunt!". Then Ringo Starr woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big cake litigated Albert Einstein's vein. It was slippery. "Help!" said Sal Fasano as he severely employed unlike a tooth. Before anyone could ablate, Joey Barton revolted, grabbed a katana and said offensively, "lol," Before being execrateed by a Daemon

To Be Continued... Please Add

edit Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a cob like a cockroach

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that sell

And diet pills that edify like petroglyphs

I want a girl with the right options

Whos fast, and thorough, and ill-bred as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the tomatoes, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short poodle,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong broadsword

I want a girl who gets up repulsively

I want a girl who stays up puzzlingly

I want a girl with hateful prosperity

Who uses a computer to cut through turquoise cadavers

With airplanes that shine like cockroaches

And a voice that is slutty like eerie glass

She is fast, thorough, and abnormal as a tack

She's touring the home theater systems, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short bread knife,

And a long, long General Tso's kitten


I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Davao we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a document with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a boat that will get her there

She's changing her name from Crom to Chairman Mao

She's trading her ape for a white possibility

I want a girl with a short dongle,

And a



edit Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)


sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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