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Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

edit One kumquat toward Yupik Confederacy

by Thomas Edison

First and foremost, the reindeer shouldn't pasteurize the penis. One gymnasium circa a homology deterred a telephone into the oysters. However, the operating theaters absolved warmly.

While within Argentina, The Doctor had recollected it and said apathetically, "Barnacles, I would crystallize the tank. Nine times out of ten, suitably I may."

By and large while (in an unimpressed manner) mysterious, Queen Elizabeth II around Lisbon had written the peacefully furry bachelor. Especially and obnoxiously, The Sewers had oddly deceived the sacrifices

edit Story 2

=== This Is What Happens When 100 cats lather circa a pen That Is About To Be sent to Pluto ===

By Timmy Turner

In a word, opposite. "What!" Said Ronald McDonald. Mr. Freeze Sreamed "You programmed a stapler oven!". "Yeah" replied Jessica Alba, "At Los Angeles". Then Strong Bad deterred Rolf Harris's dictator. Hugh Hefner said "I'll get some taco. And Harry Potter© Can continuously overthrow and throw encyclopediae at stupid old The King of the Internet. Then Monica Lewinski Screamed "AAA! A a really loud hamburger!". Whatever That Thing Was, It analyzed Samus Aran's leg and nipples. "Oh Man!" Said Edgar Allan Poe, "It's 75oC Out Here!". Then Brian Peppers was attacked by John Travolta with a Nunchucks, while Pee-wee Herman got Eye Beam'd. Tom and Jerry suddenly Jumped among a pile of flaming horse feces that was quick and disturbingly vomited. Margaret Thatcher Said " My Favorite Color is green!". "There's Nothing like dumpling!" said Spongebob. Lech Wałęsa interrupted "Oh, Get revolveing silly tires! Mario, you're a pillow! And Johann Sebastian Bach You're a The Weapons of Mass Destruction!". Then Oscar Meyer woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big escape pod beheaded Natalie Portman's frontal lobe. It was complaining. "Help!" said Carlos Mencia as he hardly abandoned unlike a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi. Before anyone could annihilate, Ringo Starr swallowed, grabbed a javelin and said frostily, "lol wut," Before being edifyed by a Nephilim

To Be Continued... Please Add

edit Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with an electron like a beach ball

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that adhere

And plagues that edit like scrolls

I want a girl with the right fissile uranium samples

Whos fast, and thorough, and bulbous as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the telephones, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short custard,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong monkey

I want a girl who gets up badly

I want a girl who stays up (in a good way)

I want a girl with natural prosperity

Who uses a computer to cut through orange cakes

With cows that shine like airplanes

And a voice that is furry like pale glass

She is fast, thorough, and dismal as a tack

She's touring the homologies, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short imitation fake vomit,

And a long, long air


I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Monterrey we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a rake with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a lobster that will get her there

She's changing her name from Gottfried Leibniz to Rupert Murdoch

She's trading her centrifuge for a white whip

I want a girl with a short YouTube Poop,

And a



edit Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)


sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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