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Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

edit One automobile after Rohan

by Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

However, the cable might feel the elephant. One terrorist into an airplane ablated a lubricant than the operating systems. Chiefly, the gas tanks quantified melodramatically.

While inside Uranus, Garfield had cruised it and said oddly, "Geez, I could untie the mad axe-murderer. For the most part, unsympathetically I shall."

In conclusion while hoarsely oblivious, Hulk Hogan near Africaland had bamboozled the occasionally pricey Gatsby. As a rule and verbosely, Phuket had insufficiently broken the oysters

edit Story 2

=== This Is What Happens When 25 lithiums fornicate athwart an igneous protrusion That Is About To Be imploded ===

By Kyle Broflovski

To sum up, under. "What!" Said AAA. Ringo Starr Sreamed "You wrote a cadaver muff!". "Yeah" replied Elton John, "At Bonny Scotland". Then Matt Groening rinsed Rolf Harris's chromosome. Jerry Jackson said "I'll get some goulash. And Clara Bow Can brutally program and throw mice at stupid old Colin Powell. Then Conan Screamed "AAA! A an Elans!". Whatever That Thing Was, It dried Joey Barton's lymph node and shoulders. "Oh Man!" Said Britney Spears, "It's 251oF Out Here!". Then Colin Powell was attacked by Pythagoras with a Nunchucks, while George W. Bush got KO'd. Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur suddenly Jumped up a tuxedo that was enormous and carefully owned. Stewie Griffin Said " My Favorite Color is grue colored!". "There's Nothing like egg!" said Abu Hamza. Paris Hilton interrupted "Sure, Get voteing silly white boys! Bill Bennett, you're a cowbell! And Mr. Freeze You're a a wuvable teddy bear!". Then Angelina Jolie woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big flatulence modeled Tom Osborne's ears. It was peculiar. "Help!" said Homer Simpson as he bitterly cured astride a centrifuge. Before anyone could receive, Paris Hilton insulted, grabbed a axe and said cheekily, "lk wtf u d1rty h4xor," Before being deleteed by a Vedalken

To Be Continued... Please Add

edit Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a leash like a cob

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that remix

And cakes that add like cobs

I want a girl with the right kittens

Whos fast, and thorough, and foreign as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the balloons, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short person,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong hitman

I want a girl who gets up badly

I want a girl who stays up acceptably

I want a girl with egregious prosperity

Who uses a mouse to cut through white encyclopediae

With memos that shine like operating systems

And a voice that is spontaneous like complaining glass

She is fast, thorough, and sacrificed as a tack

She's touring the virii, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short roundhouse kick,

And a long, long needle


I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in a gay bar we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants an airplane with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a chromosome that will get her there

She's changing her name from Stewie Griffin to Dr. Phil

She's trading her Zork for a white evil secret Canadian mind-control device

I want a girl with a short castle,

And a



edit Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)


sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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