See also: Mad Libs

Sample StoryEdit

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

One bestiality in Timuchuan Overlords Edit

by Pee-wee Herman

Furthermore, the band will mollify the ramen noodle. One hobgoblin plus an operating theater bamboozled an operating system aboard the blenders. In a few words, the organs owned habitually.

While despite Bonny Scotland, Bill Gates had feasted it and said callously, "Presto, I might not wamble the muskrat. In the usual course of events, bitterly I wouldn't."

On the other hand while disturbingly equivalent, Bill Clinton amid the can had litigated the peevishly smelly sceptre. After some time and brutally, Seattle had stupidly swallowed the oysters

Story 2Edit

=== This Is What Happens When n homologies feast save lithium That Is About To Be hung, drawn and quartered by Grues ===

By Oprah Winfrey

To cut a long story short, despite. "What!" Said Jerry Fallwell. Harry Potter™ Sreamed "You meditated a lobster copypasta!". "Yeah" replied Margaret Thatcher, "At Bulacan". Then Mario baked Mao Zedong's eel. Britney Spears said "I'll get some lasagna. And Estelle Getty Can incessantly implode and throw toasters at stupid old Amy Rose. Then Stephen Sondheim Screamed "AAA! A a Hurroks!". Whatever That Thing Was, It feasted Natalie Portman's leg and faces. "Oh Man!" Said Angelina Jolie, "It's 822,380oC Out Here!". Then Oscar Wilde was attacked by Ronald McDonald with a tofu, while Tom Cruise got fragged. Wario suddenly Jumped plus a nuclear reactor that was erotic and unsympathetically baptized. Leonard Bernstein Said " My Favorite Color is turquoise!". "There's Nothing like eggplant!" said Abraham Lincoln. Ronald Reagan interrupted "Uh-oh, Get absolveing silly delicious pies! Shakespeare, you're a hybrid engine! And Bill Bailey You're a a Thoqqua!". Then Jessica Alba woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big pill blessed Mario's heads. It was yellow-bellied. "Help!" said Sylvester Stallone as he grumpily optimized out a tire. Before anyone could loll, Britney Spears exterminateed, grabbed a rocket and said abrasively, "i pwnd u lawl," Before being cureed by an Ettercap

To Be Continued... Please Add

Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by CakeEdit

I want a girl with a telephone like a diode

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that jump

And neurotoxins that deport like tuxedoes

I want a girl with the right tanks

Whos fast, and thorough, and rude as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the options, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short lens,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong dictator

I want a girl who gets up mundanely

I want a girl who stays up frantically

I want a girl with pyrrhic prosperity

Who uses a lobster to cut through magenta home theater systems

With hub caps that shine like bathtubs

And a voice that is implosive like erudite glass

She is fast, thorough, and enormous as a tack

She's touring the hub caps, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short hot dog,

And a long, long cadaver


I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Sicily we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants magma with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a cadaver that will get her there

She's changing her name from Jackson Leist to Sylvester Stallone

She's trading her classified document for a white gork

I want a girl with a short gork,

And a



Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix) Edit


sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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