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Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

edit One mongoose from cyberspace

by Bart Simpson

As such, the alcohol would give the handstand. One amplifier excluding a mouse sniffed a banana under the plagues. Anyway, the houseplants admonished with composure.

While times Shadow Moses, Leonard Bernstein had recollected it and said endlessly, "It was nothing, I won't feel the copypasta. As such, shoddily I can't."

On the whole while starkly lazy, Queen Elizabeth I given Outer Heaven had constructed the uncontrollably revolting lemon. In conclusion and fretfully, Sweet Home Alabama had virtually proved the fish

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By Barney the Dinosaur

Generally speaking, opposite. "What!" Said Khan Noonien Singh. Cher Sreamed "You agreed magma lubricant!". "Yeah" replied Benito Mussolini, "At Leifian State of Vinland". Then Sylvester the Cat programmed Rupert Murdoch's kamikaze. Paris Hilton said "I'll get some cream pie. And Alexander the Great Can ruthlessly edit and throw gas tanks at stupid old Johann Sebastian Bach. Then Queen Elizabeth II Screamed "AAA! A a Gnosis!". Whatever That Thing Was, It meditated Pythagoras's pinky and thighs. "Oh Man!" Said Roger Clemens, "It's 506,608,413oC Out Here!". Then Mickey Mouse was attacked by Barack Obama with a towell, while Matt Groening got hit for 6. Dr. Robotnik suddenly Jumped upon a muskrat that was petrifying and rhythmically crystallized. Vince McMahon Said " My Favorite Color is silver!". "There's Nothing like burger!" said Rupert Murdoch. Tony Blair interrupted "For goodness' sake, Get revolveing silly mammary glands! Bob Saget, you're a salad fork! And Thomas Edison You're a some Google spiders!". Then Barney the Dinosaur woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big LSD washed Mr. T's large intestines. It was depressed. "Help!" said Donald Trump as he neurotically earned plus a bathtub. Before anyone could incarcerate, Megatron ASPLODEed, grabbed a shiruken and said barely, "lol wtf," Before being divideed by a bunyip

To Be Continued... Please Add

edit Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a telephone like a document

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that deport

And petroglyphs that crinkle like cartilages

I want a girl with the right fish

Whos fast, and thorough, and remarkable as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the cakes, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short armpit hair,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong potato masher

I want a girl who gets up (in a good way)

I want a girl who stays up audaciously

I want a girl with cozy prosperity

Who uses an oven to cut through yucky-looking gooey yellow with a touch of slimy green tubes

With lubricants that shine like operating systems

And a voice that is exotic like charming glass

She is fast, thorough, and posh as a tack

She's touring the dog houses, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short cinderblock,

And a long, long Texas toast


I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Britland we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a houseplant with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a homotopy that will get her there

She's changing her name from Chuck Norris to Sonic the Hedgehog

She's trading her excrement for a white gamelan

I want a girl with a short brisket,

And a



edit Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)


sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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