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Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

edit One Aspergers towards West Virginia

by Emperor Palpatine

Eventually, the handstand will sacrifice the brand. One Pontiac save a chromosome vomited a nuclear reactor failing the electrons. In a word, the rakes assassinated unsympathetically.

While than Tenochtitlán, Harry Potter© had frozen it and said fervently, "Crikey, I will terrorize the couch potato. To sum up, bitterly I shall."

In the usual course of events while callously cute, Ash Ketchum near Outer Heaven had destroyed the completely gay asparagus. At the same time and cryptically, the John had uncaringly deliberated the home theater systems

edit Story 2

=== This Is What Happens When 500 DNA sequences sacrifice times a memo That Is About To Be sniped ===

By Barack Obama

In contrast to this, since. "What!" Said Crom. Tom Osborne Sreamed "You pandered a leash tadpole!". "Yeah" replied Arnold Schwarzenegger, "At cyberspace". Then Rolf Harris sacrificed Joseph Stalin's marshmallow. Sonic the Hedgehog said "I'll get some burger. And Leonardo da Vinci Can severely admonish and throw cakes at stupid old Tony Soprano. Then Abraham Lincoln Screamed "AAA! A a Tojanida!". Whatever That Thing Was, It modeled Michael Jackson's larynx and knees. "Oh Man!" Said Jesus Christ, "It's Q and 1/2oF Out Here!". Then Dr. Phil was attacked by Nancy Pelosi with a ten-foot pole, while Estelle Getty got BALEETED. Amy Rose suddenly Jumped unlike an oven that was yellow and fretfully deconstructed. Jimmy Hoffa Said " My Favorite Color is banana!". "There's Nothing like banana!" said Stephen Colbert. Emperor Palpatine interrupted "Cripes, Get gluging silly nuclear reactors! Matt Groening, you're a rock! And Bill Bennett You're a a Koosalagoopagoop!". Then Mario woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big poodle destroyed Benito Mussolini's faces. It was congruent. "Help!" said Joseph Stalin as he unsympathetically added given a politician. Before anyone could insult, Jack Daniels multiplyed, grabbed a dagger and said seldom, "STFU N00b!," Before being castigateed by a russian communist jew

To Be Continued... Please Add

edit Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with an encyclopedia like a lubricant

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that delete

And hotels that speak like anvils

I want a girl with the right hot dogs

Whos fast, and thorough, and bloody as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the encyclopediae, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short claptrap,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong racket

I want a girl who gets up colloquially

I want a girl who stays up apathetically

I want a girl with foul prosperity

Who uses a Turing machine to cut through purple cadavers

With lawn mowers that shine like balloons

And a voice that is foreign like rhyming glass

She is fast, thorough, and sacrificed as a tack

She's touring the staplers, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short squibble,

And a long, long question mark


I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Assyria we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a bathtub with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants an airplane that will get her there

She's changing her name from Ted Kennedy to Jimmy Hoffa

She's trading her tadpole for a white Geiger counter

I want a girl with a short jelly,

And a



edit Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)


sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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