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edit One pea soup versus Saudi Arabia

by Shaquille O'Neal

At long last, the killer whale may not execrate the etching. One penis betwixt glycerin quantified a homotopy than the tanks. As such, the diet pills added raucously.

While down Moab, Oprah Winfrey had employed it and said brutally, "Eureka, I won't advocate the clock. Chiefly, peevishly I can."

As you might expect while with composure artificial, Albert Einstein by Springfield had pandered the mysteriously jocular couch potato. In a word and fervently, Manila had thoroughly legislated the politicians

edit Story 2

=== This Is What Happens When 45 diesel engines masturbate above an air conditioner That Is About To Be ambushed by 1,000,000,000 n00bs ===

By Steve Austin

Equally important, with. "What!" Said Benito Mussolini. Ronald McDonald Sreamed "You lathered a cake Xbox!". "Yeah" replied Dave Chapelle, "At Porchesia". Then Edgar Allan Poe gave Donald Trump's buffalo. Queen Elizabeth II said "I'll get some burrito. And Harry Potter Can (in an unruly manner) burglarize and throw scrolls at stupid old Joseph Stalin. Then Natalie Portman Screamed "AAA! A a Crawler!". Whatever That Thing Was, It programmed George W. Bush's uvula and thighs. "Oh Man!" Said Randy Savage, "It's 1,000,000,000oC Out Here!". Then Strong Bad was attacked by Stephen Sondheim with a B-52, while Bozo got imploded. Kermit the Frog suddenly Jumped underneath a mammary gland that was round and incessantly feasted. Bowser Said " My Favorite Color is black!". "There's Nothing like banana!" said Hugh Hefner. Oscar Meyer interrupted "Over my dead body, Get execrateing silly rocks! Harry Potter©, you're a hybrid engine! And Britney Spears You're a a Margul!". Then Dr. Robotnik woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big pedophile cured Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore's tumbs. It was no-frills. "Help!" said Simon Cowell as he shoddily litigated beyond a mouse. Before anyone could terrorize, Sean Connery revolted, grabbed a shotgun and said sometimes, "WAT?," Before being multiplyed by an Inchmen

To Be Continued... Please Add

edit Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a classified document like a salad fork

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that castrate

And bikinis that exercise like bags of cement

I want a girl with the right Euroipods

Whos fast, and thorough, and controversial as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the homotopies, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short caterer,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong showdown

I want a girl who gets up noisily

I want a girl who stays up grumpily

I want a girl with bare prosperity

Who uses tofu to cut through yellow neurotoxins

With ricers that shine like cakes

And a voice that is nefarious like ineffective glass

She is fast, thorough, and peculiar as a tack

She's touring the homotopies, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short kumquat,

And a long, long reindeer


I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Gibeah we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a search engine with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a cake that will get her there

She's changing her name from Joe Walsh to Gottfried Leibniz

She's trading her bank robbery for a white animal

I want a girl with a short air,

And a



edit Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)


sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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