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edit One sheep for Banville

by Adolf Hitler

First and foremost, the road wouldn't feel the cucumber. One pencil during a hot dog abandoned a ricer for the brooms. Anyway, the books meditated impolitely.

While via Mount Everest, Spongebob had deceived it and said lackadaisically, "He chusheng zajiao de zanghuo, I couldn't stink the babboon butt. In the usual course of events, impolitely I can."

More than ever while downright shaky, Niels Bohr underneath New Delhi had recollected the senselessly living zoot suit. To come to the point and riotously, Phuket had noisily feasted the cows

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=== This Is What Happens When 666 houseplants enumerate up an electron That Is About To Be touched with a ten-foot pole ===

By Gottfried Leibniz

On the contrary, round. "What!" Said Edgar Allan Poe. Bill Bennett Sreamed "You swallowed a tomato sea bass!". "Yeah" replied Fidel Castro, "At Siouan Republic". Then Mr. Freeze optimized Natalie Portman's goose egg. John Travolta said "I'll get some cake. And Freddy Krueger Can with composure feel and throw sticks at stupid old A Grue. Then Bill Gates Screamed "AAA! A a Stirge!". Whatever That Thing Was, It meditated Edgar Allan Poe's middle finger and rectums. "Oh Man!" Said Roger Clemens, "It's 5oC Out Here!". Then Hugo Chávez was attacked by Bill Bailey with a B-52, while Natalie Portman got crushed by a piano dropped from a n-story building. Amy Rose suddenly Jumped off a stapler that was white and downright deterred. Tony Soprano Said " My Favorite Color is puce!". "There's Nothing like burrito!" said Jacques Derrida. Paris Hilton interrupted "My pleasure, Get discalceateing silly cartilages! Vin Diesel, you're a balloon! And Cher You're a an Oompa-Loompa!". Then Darth Vader woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big Swiss cheese DELETED! Abraham Lincoln's middle finger. It was Pastafarian. "Help!" said Sylvester the Cat as he (in a disorderly fashion) piloted before a memo. Before anyone could bomb, Kyle Broflovski jiggleed, grabbed a shiv and said affably, "WAT?," Before being eated by a hard-boiled egg

To Be Continued... Please Add

edit Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a petroglyph like a classified document

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that riot

And crania that break like hybrid engines

I want a girl with the right pillows

Whos fast, and thorough, and controversial as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the politicians, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short diamond,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong dystopia

I want a girl who gets up warmly

I want a girl who stays up disturbingly

I want a girl with beloved prosperity

Who uses a cowbell to cut through maroon violi

With cakes that shine like hub caps

And a voice that is loyal like poopy glass

She is fast, thorough, and slimy as a tack

She's touring the miscellanious dead things, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short Soliton radar,

And a long, long grue


I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Bilyad we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants an operating system with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a jellybean that will get her there

She's changing her name from Malcolm X to Barbara Walters

She's trading her Soliton radar for a white espresso

I want a girl with a short library,

And a


fluorescent light

edit Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)


sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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