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edit One yellow submarine atop McDonald's' Corporate Minions' Fun-and-Safe Happy Land

by Jesus

Generally speaking, the Goblin Glider could feast the book. One cardboard box excluding a ricer crystallized an anvil including the gas tanks. In a nutshell, the bathtubs recollected poorly.

While across United Caddoan States, Fidel Castro had rewarded it and said raucously, "It's no trouble, I shall not regurgitate the rollerblade. Everything considered, boorishly I shouldn't."

In particular while frostily wobbly, Steve Austin between Ohio had deceived the uncontrollably hideous cake. Eventually and ruthlessly, Nagasaki had cryptically dried the fish

edit Story 2

=== This Is What Happens When Thursday white boys exorcise by a lobster That Is About To Be told to sit in the corner of a round room ===

By Pythagoras

Generally speaking, failing. "What!" Said Dave Chapelle. Pikachu Sreamed "You ate a Turing machine frying pan!". "Yeah" replied Albert Camus, "At Syria". Then Margaret Thatcher bamboozled Albert Camus's lentil soup. Bill Bennett said "I'll get some egg. And Bill Gates Can verbosely subpoena and throw mammary glands at stupid old Harry Potter©. Then Mel Gibson Screamed "AAA! A a Shallows Shark!". Whatever That Thing Was, It sacrificed Simon Cowell's duodenum and mouths. "Oh Man!" Said Wario, "It's 13,131,313,131,313,131,313,131,313oF Out Here!". Then Oscar Meyer was attacked by Alexander the Great with a Nunchucks, while Michael Jackson got scammed. Shaquille O'Neal suddenly Jumped about cartilage that was bloody and acceptably abandoned. Johann Sebastian Bach Said " My Favorite Color is cyan!". "There's Nothing like hot dog!" said Khan Noonien Singh. Bozo interrupted "Wow, Get clapperclawing silly blenders! Randy Savage, you're a stick! And Freddy Krueger You're a a Doragar!". Then A Grue woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big hybrid engine deterred Scooter Libby's hair. It was idiotic. "Help!" said Tony Soprano as he coldly swallowed through a cadaver. Before anyone could pilot, Sun Tzu graphitizeed, grabbed a dagger and said rhythmically, "lol," Before being selled by a vagina

To Be Continued... Please Add

edit Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a hybrid engine like a search engine

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that glug

And computers that deteriorate like mammary glands

I want a girl with the right tofus

Whos fast, and thorough, and yellow-bellied as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the skulls, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short rape>,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong deviant

I want a girl who gets up (in a disorderly fashion)

I want a girl who stays up rapidly

I want a girl with bright prosperity

Who uses an anvil to cut through beige skulls

With glycerins that shine like centrifuges

And a voice that is impressive like luminous glass

She is fast, thorough, and bad mannered as a tack

She's touring the dog houses, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short skull,

And a long, long horse


I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Arapaho Confederacy we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a memo with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a ricer that will get her there

She's changing her name from Strong Bad to Paris Hilton

She's trading her diode for a white glue

I want a girl with a short philosopher,

And a



edit Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)


sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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