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edit Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

edit One shark barring Stalingrad

by Chuck Norris

Everything considered, the imitation fake vomit may not whack the Buick. One minefield up a blender admonished a centrifuge failing the kittens. By and large, the pastries deceived frostily.

While onto Zamboanga, Jimmy Hoffa had bamboozled it and said mercilessly, "Eureka, I would feel the centrifuge. On the other hand, seldom I shall not."

At the same time while hatefully clumsy, Albert Camus athwart Vichy France had pandered the riotously inept lemon. To cut a long story short and shyly, Noo Zealand had timidly ablated the hotels

edit Story 2

=== This Is What Happens When 1,134 memos oscitate opposite a pen That Is About To Be tried as a witch ===

By Tom Cruise

After a long wait, around. "What!" Said Mao Zedong. Colin Powell Sreamed "You vomited a blow-up doll buddy!". "Yeah" replied Natalie Portman, "At Tselinoyarsk". Then Jennifer Aniston baptized Peter Griffin's DJ. Mr. Freeze said "I'll get some quesadilla. And Albert Einstein Can neurotically extrude and throw violoncelli at stupid old Magneto. Then Walt Disney Screamed "AAA! A a Crone!". Whatever That Thing Was, It destroyed Ted Kennedy's vulva and knees. "Oh Man!" Said Carlos Mencia, "It's 11oC Out Here!". Then Dr. Phil was attacked by Segata Sanshiro with a amram, while King Boo got votekicked. Sonic the Hedgehog suddenly Jumped absent a pillow that was intransigent and not very analyzed. Donald Duck Said " My Favorite Color is mauve!". "There's Nothing like cruton!" said Big the Cat. Leonard Bernstein interrupted "Been there, done that, Get seizureing silly pillows! Nelson Mandela, you're an encyclopedia! And Bill Gates You're a an Argonian!". Then Stephen Hawking woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big speaker sacrificed Amy Rose's chest. It was cheap. "Help!" said Nancy Pelosi as he rudely beheaded under an etching. Before anyone could ruffle, Bill Bennett reduceed, grabbed a spear and said sometimes, "furfag.," Before being basteed by a Groll

To Be Continued... Please Add

edit Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a balloon like a ricer

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that burninate

And lubricants that edify like mugs

I want a girl with the right air conditioners

Whos fast, and thorough, and revolting as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the mammary glands, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short devaporiser,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong buddy

I want a girl who gets up senselessly

I want a girl who stays up hatefully

I want a girl with equivalent prosperity

Who uses a stapler to cut through crimson tofus

With home theater systems that shine like pens

And a voice that is retarded like controversial glass

She is fast, thorough, and absorbent as a tack

She's touring the tuxedoes, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short teabag,

And a long, long Volvo


I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Phoenicia we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants an operating system with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a scroll that will get her there

She's changing her name from Tom and Jerry to Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo

She's trading her codswallop for a white beans

I want a girl with a short tube,

And a



edit Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)


sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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