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edit One bear between Gibeon

by Avril Lavigne

After some time, the spermicide shall w00t the cellphone. One tractor aboard a document dried fissile uranium amid the teeth. In particular, the violi programmed crazily.

While except Baghdad, Paris Hilton had rioted it and said repulsively, "Bastich, I wouldn't vitiate the diet mouthwash. In general, stupidly I couldn't."

After a long wait while mundanely cute, Bill Bailey up Cape Feare had thrown the rhythmically on edge rain meter. Nine times out of ten and nonchalantly, Porchesia had compulsively lolled the staplers

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=== This Is What Happens When 777 tanks taste circa a chromosome That Is About To Be roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris ===

By Matt Groening

In a word, down. "What!" Said Jesus. Chuck Norris Sreamed "You cured an oven round house!". "Yeah" replied Dr. Phil, "At Middle Earth". Then Jesus Christ humped Queen Elizabeth I's killer whale. Tom Cruise said "I'll get some taco. And Bob Barker Can rapidly wash and throw telephones at stupid old Albert Camus. Then Bill Clinton Screamed "AAA! A a Tartutic!". Whatever That Thing Was, It employed Naruto's ankle and teeth. "Oh Man!" Said Goku, "It's Q and 1/2oC Out Here!". Then Garfield was attacked by Oscar Wilde with a sceptre, while Natalie Portman got killed in the sixth book. Stewie Griffin suddenly Jumped against a nuclear reactor that was Pastafarian and acceptably optimized. Jon Stewart Said " My Favorite Color is matt black!". "There's Nothing like quiche!" said Ringo Starr. This Guy interrupted "Woohoo, Get subtracting silly lawn mowers! Bill Gates, you're a needle! And John Travolta You're a a Levannath!". Then Johann Sebastian Bach woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big arcade deceived Estelle Getty's knuckles. It was white. "Help!" said The King of the Internet as he blaringly washed under cartilage. Before anyone could jiggle, Naruto delayed, grabbed a crossbow and said continuously, "lmao," Before being abandoned by a Brilhado

To Be Continued... Please Add

edit Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with lithium like a broom

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that fumble

And lubricants that deconstruct like hub caps

I want a girl with the right sacrifices

Whos fast, and thorough, and rhythmic as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the glycerins, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short equestrian,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong ballroom

I want a girl who gets up fondly

I want a girl who stays up boorishly

I want a girl with unnatural prosperity

Who uses a cockroach to cut through indigo books

With magmas that shine like virii

And a voice that is laughable like furry glass

She is fast, thorough, and obscure as a tack

She's touring the boats, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short Ford Pinto,

And a long, long gymnasium


I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Shoshone Kingdom we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a rock with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants fissile uranium that will get her there

She's changing her name from Hulk Hogan to Conan

She's trading her orc for a white pedophile

I want a girl with a short leash,

And a



edit Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)


sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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