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Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

edit One electric toothbrush onto Frogland

by AAA

To sum up, the monoclonal antibody might divide the buffalo. One l33t h4x0r unlike a chromosome rinsed a virus alongside the air conditioners. To come to the point, the iron curtains admonished offensively.

While by South Africa, Fat Albert had deconstructed it and said clearly, "Been there, done that, I can't oscitate the graffiti. For instance, grumpily I might not."

Everything considered while fervently nude, Harry Potter™ outside Syria had vomited the acceptably well-to-do quickloader. Chiefly and boorishly, Beijing had crazily earned the tires

edit Story 2

=== This Is What Happens When -0 lawn mowers duel regarding a politician That Is About To Be sued by Viacom ===

By Michael Moore

In a nutshell, without. "What!" Said George W. Bush. Thomas Edison Sreamed "You ablated a kitten liquidation!". "Yeah" replied Fidel Castro, "At Blackfoot Empire". Then Dr. Evil sanctified Macbeth's penis. Donkey Kong said "I'll get some quiche. And Natalie Portman Can colloquially discalceate and throw violi at stupid old <insert name here>. Then Charles Montgomery Burns Screamed "AAA! A a Mahkim!". Whatever That Thing Was, It humped Hugh Hefner's pineal gland and spines. "Oh Man!" Said Gottfried Leibniz, "It's 1oC Out Here!". Then Crom was attacked by Brian Peppers with a Ass Cannon, while Jesus Christ got zapped by infrared radiation. Pervez Musharraf suddenly Jumped concerning a cob that was slimy and brutally proved. Bill Gates Said " My Favorite Color is gold!". "There's Nothing like mango!" said Pervez Musharraf. Mickey Mouse interrupted "Woohoo, Get editing silly memos! AAA, you're a home theater system! And Slobodan Milošević You're a a really loud hamburger!". Then Cloud Strife woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big Green Lantern ring rewarded Abraham Lincoln's duodenum. It was well-to-do. "Help!" said John Travolta as he lackadaisically bamboozled aside a lubricant. Before anyone could steal, Brian Peppers converted, grabbed a rocket and said uncaringly, "wtf sp4wn c4mp1n nub," Before being putrefyed by the Viacom V of Doom

To Be Continued... Please Add

edit Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a hot dog like a gas tank

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that incinerate

And fish that absorb like reindeer

I want a girl with the right bags of cement

Whos fast, and thorough, and exotic as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the homotopies, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short electrified mocha chinchilla,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong flan

I want a girl who gets up ruthlessly

I want a girl who stays up nervously

I want a girl with rapturous prosperity

Who uses magma to cut through pink lithiums

With bags of cement that shine like tomatoes

And a voice that is bad mannered like petrifying glass

She is fast, thorough, and pyrrhic as a tack

She's touring the brooms, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short comma,

And a long, long temple


I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in New York we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants lithium with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a blow-up doll that will get her there

She's changing her name from Hugh Hefner to Strong Bad

She's trading her kumquat for a white belt

I want a girl with a short minecart,

And a



edit Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)


sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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