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edit Sample Story

Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

edit One lobster including Noobland

by Fidel Castro

However, the Game Boy should fuck the reindeer. One guide down a dog house pandered tofu through the organs. Not in the slightest, the sticks advocated warmly.

While until That Little Place with all the French-Speakers, Margaret Thatcher had lolled it and said easily, "Pardon my French, I should employ the apples. In contrast, brutally I can't."

To cut a long story short while completely crazed, Elvis Presley barring Seattle had bamboozled the callously beloved ooze. For the most part and (in a good way), an unknown place had gently felt the cakes

edit Story 2

=== This Is What Happens When 42 cakes lather following a pillow That Is About To Be cancer ===

By Optimus Prime

On the whole, next. "What!" Said Dracula. Elton John Sreamed "You modeled a tube couch potato!". "Yeah" replied Dr. Phil, "At Gibeon". Then Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart sacrificed Jesus Christ's evil secret Canadian mind-control device. Your Mom said "I'll get some burrito. And Bono Can hatefully jam and throw teeth at stupid old Osama bin Laden. Then Michael Jackson Screamed "AAA! A the Viacom V of Doom!". Whatever That Thing Was, It humped Michael Moore's wrist and genitalia. "Oh Man!" Said Scooter Libby, "It's 11oF Out Here!". Then Queen Elizabeth I was attacked by Bowser with a shark with laser-beam, while Donald Duck got retired. Kermit the Frog suddenly Jumped round a homology that was pocket-sized and often piloted. Tom and Jerry Said " My Favorite Color is turquoise!". "There's Nothing like burrito!" said Barney the Dinosaur. Shaquille O'Neal interrupted "It's no trouble, Get farting silly homologies! Sean Connery, you're a pastry! And Ian Paisley You're a a Gronn!". Then Anonymousia de Bergerac-Fleur woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big elf discombobulated Emperor Palpatine's mouths. It was rhythmic. "Help!" said Immanuel Kant as he coldly absorbed around a stick. Before anyone could hurt, Emperor Palpatine giveed, grabbed a dagger and said cheekily, "FGSFDS," Before being recollected by a Naaman

To Be Continued... Please Add

edit Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with lithium like a diode

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that graphitize

And pastries that explicate like miscellanious dead things

I want a girl with the right options

Whos fast, and thorough, and enormous as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the nuclear reactors, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short cuddly toy,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong anything

I want a girl who gets up noisily

I want a girl who stays up continuously

I want a girl with on edge prosperity

Who uses a mug to cut through brown politicians

With bikinis that shine like tofus

And a voice that is sanguine like artificial glass

She is fast, thorough, and clumsy as a tack

She's touring the encyclopediae, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short jelly,

And a long, long forest


I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Xanadu we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a virus with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a stapler that will get her there

She's changing her name from Donkey Kong to Goku

She's trading her paedophile for a white fountain

I want a girl with a short suicidal lemming,

And a



edit Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)


sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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