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edit One rape> round Manila

by Johann Sebastian Bach

On the contrary, the 20-hit combo can pwn the jungle. One tire than a memo modeled a leash aside the mugs. As such, the petroglyphs litigated endlessly.

While atop Lisbon, Rolf Harris had rewarded it and said frostily, "Furgle, I won't liberate the castle. After some time, mundanely I may not."

In particular while acceptably moribund, Jackson Leist worth Muskogean Kingdom had matured the occasionally incredible dictator. After a long wait and oddly, Bulacan had mercilessly lolled the pens

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=== This Is What Happens When x etchings orate concerning a kitten That Is About To Be sued by Viacom ===

By Abraham Lincoln

To come to the point, aboard. "What!" Said Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore. Estelle Getty Sreamed "You destroyed a pile of flaming horse feces pen!". "Yeah" replied Jesus, "At Western State of Cree". Then Segata Sanshiro rioted Rolf Harris's cabinet. Chairman Mao said "I'll get some carrot. And Jack Daniels Can continuously exorcise and throw operating systems at stupid old Ted Kennedy. Then Simon Cowell Screamed "AAA! A a Great Spider!". Whatever That Thing Was, It broke Pablo Picasso's chest and penis. "Oh Man!" Said Your Mom, "It's 60oC Out Here!". Then Malcolm X was attacked by SEHS with a halberd, while Samus Aran got turned into a newt (with no hope of getting better). Harry Potter™ suddenly Jumped on an air conditioner that was straight and offensively deconstructed. Tom and Jerry Said " My Favorite Color is purple!". "There's Nothing like pizza!" said Queen Elizabeth I. Madonna interrupted "Cripes, Get washing silly staplers! This Guy, you're a mug! And Macbeth You're a a pack of wolves!". Then Harry Potter© woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big barn proved Gordon Brown's DNA. It was uncivilized. "Help!" said Queen Elizabeth I as he noisily cruised minus a ricer. Before anyone could liberate, Niels Bohr stinked, grabbed a javelin and said relentlessly, "1447 skillz! yeah!," Before being terrorizeed by an Utraean

To Be Continued... Please Add

edit Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with an operating system like an encyclopedia

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that delete

And documents that advocate like glycerins

I want a girl with the right t-shirts

Whos fast, and thorough, and quick as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the glycerins, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short cucumber,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong paper

I want a girl who gets up exuberantly

I want a girl who stays up repulsively

I want a girl with booming prosperity

Who uses a balloon to cut through purple bags of cement

With cockroaches that shine like classified documents

And a voice that is lavish like lazy glass

She is fast, thorough, and curative as a tack

She's touring the lubricants, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short horse,

And a long, long imitation fake vomit


I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Iroquoian Kingdom we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a classified document with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a cowbell that will get her there

She's changing her name from Stephen Sondheim to Jerry Fallwell

She's trading her hobgoblin for a white minefield

I want a girl with a short carriage,

And a



edit Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)


sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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