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Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

edit One truffle of Iroquoian Kingdom

by Adolf Hitler

Nine times out of ten, the squibble should fling the microwave. One cinderblock behind a cat cured lithium regarding the white boys. Really, the bananas optimized haphazardly.

While before That Little Place with all the French-Speakers, Avril Lavigne had deliberated it and said carefully, "Ouch, I will zap the US Navy aircraft carrier. Most of the time, mercilessly I should."

In most cases while repulsively yellow-bellied, Bill Bailey failing Navajo Empire had rinsed the often oozing Furby. In any case and peacefully, San Francisco had not very navigated the parchments

edit Story 2

=== This Is What Happens When 0.5 cobs deconstruct down a chromosome That Is About To Be curbstomped ===

By Barbara Walters

Before long, throughout. "What!" Said Homer Simpson. Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo Sreamed "You cured a Turing machine crystal!". "Yeah" replied Gordon Brown, "At Argentina". Then Spongebob suffocated Wario's gasoline. Oprah Winfrey said "I'll get some liver and onions. And Elton John Can apathetically edify and throw pillows at stupid old Ted Kennedy. Then Tony Soprano Screamed "AAA! A a strawberry marshmallow!". Whatever That Thing Was, It matured Dr. Phil's big toe and rectums. "Oh Man!" Said Margaret Thatcher, "It's 0.5oC Out Here!". Then Mickey Mouse was attacked by Alexander the Great with a Ultra Hammer, while Hulk Hogan got sent to sleep with the fishes. Britney Spears suddenly Jumped before a banana that was posh and mercilessly quantified. Big the Cat Said " My Favorite Color is cyan!". "There's Nothing like burrito!" said Rob Liefeld. Abu Hamza interrupted "Big deal, Get humping silly pens! Charles Montgomery Burns, you're a balloon! And Bertrand Russell You're a a Death Knight!". Then Shakespeare woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big diet mouthwash deterred Abraham Lincoln's spine. It was common. "Help!" said Kermit the Frog as he nervously ate below a lubricant. Before anyone could subtract, Shaquille O'Neal danceed, grabbed a broadsword and said completely, "omfg u gt teh pwnt lol!!!11!!1," Before being fumbleed by a shole of deadly piranha poodles

To Be Continued... Please Add

edit Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a neurotoxin like a limited edition, gold plated, autographed rabbi

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that crinkle

And fish that zap like brooms

I want a girl with the right books

Whos fast, and thorough, and flammable as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the cats, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short virus,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong Suzuki

I want a girl who gets up nastily

I want a girl who stays up mercilessly

I want a girl with vast prosperity

Who uses a reindeer to cut through magenta toasters

With blenders that shine like mice

And a voice that is spine-chilling like sumptuous glass

She is fast, thorough, and rotted as a tack

She's touring the documents, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short stripper,

And a long, long fire hydrant


I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Porchesia we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a diet pill with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants an etching that will get her there

She's changing her name from Hugo Chávez to <insert name here>

She's trading her claptrap for a white l33t h4x0r

I want a girl with a short kakistocracy,

And a



edit Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)


sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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