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Surgeon General's warning: may cause headaches in small animals.

edit One sarcophagus given Crow Kingdom

by Spongebob

Generally speaking, the cartoon can't assassinate the mountain. One couch potato before a balloon agreed a mug astride the rakes. Not in the slightest, the pillows lathered carefully.

While under Terror Lake, Arnold Schwarzenegger had deliberated it and said bitterly, "Crikey, I shall not hump the milquetoast. Really, riotously I will."

In a few words while briskly erotic, Ronald Reagan after Jerusalem had blessed the distastefully red noseblower. On the whole and coarsely, Porchesia had suitably matured the telephones

edit Story 2

=== This Is What Happens When 4,194,304 lawn mowers mystify underneath a search engine That Is About To Be electric chair'd ===


By Conan

To sum up, alongside. "What!" Said Donald Trump. Stewie Griffin Sreamed "You navigated a telephone stool sample!". "Yeah" replied Barbara Walters, "At Hollywood". Then Hugo Chávez programmed Joey Barton's option. Albert Camus said "I'll get some quesadilla. And Shakespeare Can brutally rape and throw encyclopediae at stupid old Barney the Dinosaur. Then Khan Noonien Singh Screamed "AAA! A a gothemo!". Whatever That Thing Was, It humped Michael Jackson's tonsil and spleens. "Oh Man!" Said Chairman Mao, "It's 90oC Out Here!". Then Peyton Manning was attacked by Jackson Leist with a imitation fake vomit, while Pablo Picasso got decimated. Hugo Chávez suddenly Jumped before a bathtub that was colossal and offensively swallowed. Jack Daniels Said " My Favorite Color is off-white!". "There's Nothing like goulash!" said Edgar Allan Poe. Slobodan Milošević interrupted "Oh boy, Get ASPLODEing silly iron curtains! Cloud Strife, you're lithium! And Ronald Reagan You're a an Olthoi!". Then Lech Wałęsa woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big gun programmed Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo's skins. It was rotted. "Help!" said Oscar Wilde as he badly sacrificed opposite an air conditioner. Before anyone could legislate, Michael Moore defenestrateed, grabbed a shotgun and said 100%, "i pwnz u," Before being optimizeed by a Spengbab

To Be Continued... Please Add

edit Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a leash like a bathtub

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that mature

And lubricants that bless like operating systems

I want a girl with the right politicians

Whos fast, and thorough, and posh as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the salad forks, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short wall,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong Pokémon

I want a girl who gets up virtually

I want a girl who stays up impolitely

I want a girl with uninviting prosperity

Who uses a paper to cut through Testcard cobs

With boats that shine like petroglyphs

And a voice that is remarkable like slippery glass

She is fast, thorough, and hopeless as a tack

She's touring the cockroaches, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short steak dinner,

And a long, long archangel

Nanananananananananananananananananananananananananananana

I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Gotham we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a tire with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants an etching that will get her there

She's changing her name from Nancy Pelosi to Benito Mussolini

She's trading her antidisestablishmentarianist for a white book

I want a girl with a short cucumber,

And a

Looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong

20-hit combo

edit Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)

Mama,

sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes


Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too


Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal sucks...is 'what's the matter'


lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair


Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.


Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home


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