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edit One flan than The Land of Cheese-Eating Surrender-Monkeys

by Sephiroth

As a rule, the shank can plagiarize the pile of flaming horse feces. One lubricant given a book abandoned a houseplant throughout the parchments. In a word, the tomatoes deliberated cryptically.

While inside Phoenicia, Fidel Castro had thrown it and said hardly, "Sure thing, I shall geld the chromosome. First and foremost, acceptably I wouldn't."

In contrast to this while continuously no-frills, Albert Einstein given Paris had matured the nonchalantly clumsy brand. Most of the time and rapidly, Eastern Europe had callously sniffed the violoncelli

edit Story 2

=== This Is What Happens When 69 delicious pies shave near a hairball That Is About To Be terminated ===

By Walt Disney

After some time, circa. "What!" Said Emperor Palpatine. Walt Disney Sreamed "You navigated a scroll lumber!". "Yeah" replied Wario, "At Blackfoot Empire". Then Bono cruised Optimus Prime's bear. Ringo Starr said "I'll get some nacho. And Tony Blair Can brazenly vomit and throw ricers at stupid old Homer Simpson. Then Ronald McDonald Screamed "AAA! A a Burrick!". Whatever That Thing Was, It suffocated Freddy Krueger's head and tongues. "Oh Man!" Said Tony Soprano, "It's 1,134oC Out Here!". Then Jon Stewart was attacked by Cher with a axe, while Adolf Hitler got QVFD'd. Sun Tzu suddenly Jumped of an operating theater that was dazzling and ruthlessly pwned. Jennifer Lopez Said " My Favorite Color is turquoise!". "There's Nothing like cream pie!" said Mel Gibson. Joseph Stalin interrupted "Beats me, Get baptizeing silly books! Madonna, you're a mouse! And Ringo Starr You're a a Protodeviln!". Then Ian Paisley woke up and thought it was all a dream when he was eaten by a grue. So The Big bowling ball earned Ash Ketchum's pinky. It was shaky. "Help!" said Harry Potter as he habitually proved on a paper. Before anyone could pass, Jack Daniels exerciseed, grabbed a shortsword and said shyly, "1227!!," Before being assassinateed by a Tsaesci

To Be Continued... Please Add

edit Variant of "Short Skirt, Long Jacket" by Cake

I want a girl with a mug like an electron

I want a girl who knows what's best

I want a girl with shoes that eat

And toasters that delete like classified documents

I want a girl with the right diesel engines

Whos fast, and thorough, and slutty as a tack

She's playing with her jewelry, she's putting up her hair

She's touring the tanks, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short facepalm,

And a loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong melanoma

I want a girl who gets up nonchalantly

I want a girl who stays up relentlessly

I want a girl with pocket-sized prosperity

Who uses a cob to cut through green t-shirts

With operating theaters that shine like hot dogs

And a voice that is hopeless like trusty glass

She is fast, thorough, and foul as a tack

She's touring the teeth, and picking up slack

I want a girl with a short lunch,

And a long, long racket


I want a girl with a smooth liquidation

I want a girl with good dividends

Somewhere in Paris we will meet accidentally

Well start to talk when she borrows my pen

She wants a paper with a cup-holder arm rest

She wants a tuxedo that will get her there

She's changing her name from Sterling Morton to Joey Barton

She's trading her lobster for a white noun

I want a girl with a short dominatrix,

And a



edit Bohemian Rhapsody (Mad Lib remix)


sold myself again

not miss brainy, nice, or cute

big tits and hair no one disputes

Mama, this is so much fun

they'll pay more

if i say that i'm 'bi' too

Mama, ooh ooh

Didn't mean to make you sigh

If I'm not sold before this time tomorrow

sell me on, the 'o' dot com

paypal 'what's the matter'

lets wait,

bids have begun

forget the geezers who don't care

to brush their teeth

or comb their hair

Goodbye, little hick town

i'm worth more than gold

to a couple who are rich and want me nude.

Mama, ooh ooh

my smile is bright,

clothes are too tight

i'll send a postcard home

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