MMORPG

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Chineseycat
A MMORPG?

I've absolutely no fucking idea what a MMORPG is. Must be an acronym of some kind. You can't really say it as a word either - which is in my mind - a huge shame.

My Mother

She knows most things but has told me she has never heard of MMORPG. She's off for one of her "sleeps" anyway. The only real time she gives the wine a rest.

My Dad

He's in the garage with Jackie at the moment working on his project, but I'll ask him later.

Brother Ben

Ben says it's something to do with AIDS and that we'll all catch AIDS if we don't wear condoms. They make sex last too long though.

I'm pretty sure it's something to do with a cat

It just sounds cattish...you know...MMMMMORPG. Might be one of those grumpy Chinese looking cats that ignore you unless you've got food.

Or archery. "You'll have someone's eye out with that MMORPG."

Nothing to do with a cat

It's nothing to do with a cat. Wikipedia says it's a "Massively multiplayer online role-playing game". It's a bad acronym and an unsatisfactory piece of English.

What Wikipedia says about MMORPGs

On the 13th September 2012, a user called Royin345 edited the article to indicate that MMORPG stood for "Mostly Men Online Role Playing Girls". Royin345 is making a joke here as we now know that it stands for "Massively multiplayer online role-playing game". I think the joke is a reference to when you think you're talking to a girl person on the internet you're normally talking to a boy person. This is why you should leave your penis covered when using the internet system. Anyway, an IP user obviously thought that people may get confused and reverted the change leaving the comment (undo vandalism) in the edit summary.

I've left a comment on Royin345's talk page explaining to him that he should be treating Wikipedia more seriously and that we're all in this together man.

You're an elf

Afuckingelf
A grown man sitting in his bedroom pretending to be a female elf.

So basically with a MMORPG you pretend you're an elf on the computer and lots of other people on other computers also pretend they're elves. You walk around virtual fields talking to elves. If I was playing, I would tell each elf I encountered that I knew they weren't really an elf.

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