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(I told you homeboy, you can't touch this!)

Refresh your page and hope
You got it like that, now you know you wanna post
So move around your hand
And make it on the back arrow land
Cold on a mission, so go back
Let 'ya know that we're too much
And this is a page uh you can't touch

Stop! Hammertime.

Every time you see this page
MC Hammer just ain't free
I'm dope on the server and magic on http
Now why would I ever stop doing this?
With others making pages that just don't hit
I'm served around the world, from London to eBay
It's "Hammer, go Hammer, MC Hammer, yo Hammer"
And the rest can go and play

You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this
You can't touch this

--MC Spammer

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