Lucius Cornelius Sulla

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Bravely the depleted Democrats came out to take on Sulla but their leader Marius Junior died in the encounter. This allowed Sulla's soldiers now to break into the city but they said 'they came in peace'.
 
Bravely the depleted Democrats came out to take on Sulla but their leader Marius Junior died in the encounter. This allowed Sulla's soldiers now to break into the city but they said 'they came in peace'.
   
Now Sulla had the Roman Republic in his grasp. He assumed the title of Dictator and ordered a monster victory parade in the Forum to start the 'New Republican Age'. First of all , there would be a 'clean up of corruption'. Sulla drew up a list of everyone he could remember that had said or done bad things against him since he was a lad trying to tell blue jokes to an audience of tattooed Roman dockers. It turned out to be a long scroll that stretched all the way from the Senate to the Tiber with about 9,000 names on it.
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Now Sulla had the Roman Republic in his grasp. He assumed the title of Dictator and ordered a monster victory parade in the Forum to start the 'New Republican Age'. First of all , there would be a 'clean up of corruption'. Sulla drew up a list of everyone he could remember that had said or done bad things against him since he was a lad. This resulted in a long scroll that stretched all the way from the forum to the Tiber with about 9,000 names on it.
   
The Sullan party gleefully took to their task of killing as many people of those on 'the Book of Death' as they could. The Democrat party leaders were almost totally wiped out - only Julius Caesar escaped the carnage when he left Rome and took the job of Official Catamite to the sexual libertine King Nicomedes of Bithynia. This amused Sulla who thought it would ruin Caesar's reputation - and possibly his anatomy as well as Nicomedes was known to be fond of his bedtime 'toys'.
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The Sullan party gleefully took to their task of killing as many people of those on 'the Scroll of Death' as they could. The Democrat party leaders were almost totally wiped out - only Julius Caesar escaped the carnage when he left Rome and took the job of Official Catamite to the sexual libertine King Nicomedes of Bithynia. This amused Sulla who thought it would ruin Caesar's reputation - and possibly his anatomy as well as Nicomedes was known to be fond of his bedtime 'toys'.
   
 
==Sulla Steps Down==
 
==Sulla Steps Down==

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