Lord of the Rings (disambiguation)
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Lord of the Rings may refer to any of the following —
- The fantasy novel by J.R.R. Tolkien where the good guys are barely four feet tall and everyone wears a magic ring; or
- The planet Saturn (pictured). Saturn is the record holder, having been the Lord of the Rings for at least a million years now, whereas Sauron only survived three or so eras of Middle Earth. Saturn is a popular favorite and its rings are very visually appealing. Saturn will last more than 10 million years, but its rings won't last forever. Once Saturn's rings are gone, they will congeal into moons. At that point, Saturn might become the Lord of the Moons.