Lord

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The Lord playing a prank

“ Dude, I just scratch my belly button and I found a nicle in it! Grovy!”
~ A typical uper class Scottish Lord during a royal dinner at Buckingham palace

A Lord is a common British title, often used by royalty to feel even more superior to poor people than they actually are, and usualy is some asshole who will come into your house one day, will sit on your bed and start eating your nachos whith his dirty fingers and as much You will tell him to go away he wont. Belive me! It happend to me and it can happend to You, and if it not, then I will come into Your house one day, sit on your bed, start eating your nachos with MY dirty fingers which smells like shit, and rape your gold fish namd Spanky while I at it! Yhe! That will teach You to a leason to own a house and have nachos... You spoild, rich snob! You think you can just sit In your fancy-smancy house and eat your tasty nachos, with your clean fingers, while I have to live in a park and drink my own pee for diner? HOW DARE YOU NOT KNOW THAT I EGZIST JUST BEACOSE WE NEVER MEET!!! Fuck! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! Fuck you! FUCKYOU!!!!!! I spit on Your grandfathers grave, burn your whife a live and tell all your friends you didn't wash dishes that one time! Fag!

Term "Lord" can refer to several people:

Other lords:

[edit] False Rumours

Although little known, The lord invented LOL.

Lords are NOT just lords because they paid someone to become lords
Lords are NOT known for handling money poorly at will
If you are in the presence of a lord there is NO need to bow down, lick his feet or call him "your fantasticness" when addressing him

Other titles:

Lord can also refer to: