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Extreme narcissist seeks own identical twin for mutual love fest.
Police man - 34, well-built - looking for caucasian male, about 6' tall, brown hair, regional accent, seen lurking near the petrol station at 10pm Wednesday evening.
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Me, Jesus. You, Satan. No freaks.
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Robot seeking technician to oil my cogs and insulate my wiring.
Two birds of a feather? I cluck, do you fuck? Just kidding, lol. That'd be cool though.
Zombie seeks woman with brains.
Easy-to-please single male seeks double-jointed supermodel who owns a brewery and grows her own pot. Access to free concert tickets a plus, as is having open minded twin sister. Apart from that I'm not fussy.
Want to have hot sex with a horny stranger? That's disgusting. Get a life you freak!
Boobs! That is all.
Amoeba desperately seeking partner... wait, one just appeared. And another. And another!
Man seeking hot lady to help lay out mouse traps all over my back yard. We can let my dog outside and watch the fun together. Then we do it on the porch.
Lonely young man (24) just wants to meet a friendly young woman to talk to.
Patriarch of up-and-coming religion seeks altar girl.
Man made entirely of sand seeks similar.
Long time user seeks IP to blank my page.
Handsome white male wants mate for violent hardcore torture sex culminating in death. Could lead to more if I like you!
Desperately seeking Susan. You still have my black t-shirt.
Brian Stevenson at (344)-453-9012 is gay. Please call and remind him.
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister looking for love. No jokers.
You're 5 foot eleven, blonde, 25 with a big rack. I look like Shrek and smell like Donkey - but you'll get your reward in heaven.
Are you a fattie? I've got butterscotch!
Chicken in pursuit of manly rooster from the barn. Don't make this pursuance a wild goose chase.
Rich Piscean thinks Astronomy is horseshit but is rich.
Straight man seeks lesbian (worth a shot).
Rich Scorpio thinks astrology is horse-shit but is rich.
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Level 42 mage searching for strong witch. Must know how to handle my wand.
Dirty dog needs to bury his bone. Any bitch will do.
Amputee double-jointed midget looking for someone who's not into kinky stuff.
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Red Baron seeking Snoopy. I'll get you Snoopy, if it's the last thing I do!
Easygoing and unfussy male seeks anyone. Or not; it's all good.
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I'm a great listener and my dick smells like chocolate. Call me! - Your new husband
Zoophile looking for animalistic pleasures with a sexy bitch. Will settle for cow.
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Hungry cannibal seeks willing victim for brief relationship to nourish more than just the soul.
10-year-old boy looking to meet paedophile for sexual liaisons. Please contact: Officer Broadbent - I mean, Little Timmy Jones. Yup, that's me.
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Nobody's perfect. I'll over-look the birthmark on your shoulder if you look the other way about my previous GBH convictions.
99 year old Transhuman just wants somebody who sees the world the same way I do - through bionic eyes.
Old bike for sale. 2nd Hand. Hasn't been ridden in years but still goes. Seat is a little worn.
Evil genius requires woman. I'm not fussy when it comes to physical appearance but the brain must be intact!
Fat ugly realist seeks lady with similarly low expectations.
Professional puppeteer, 40. Just wants some guilt-free sex with no strings attached.
Voluptuous amputee woman (84) seeks blind man.
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Former clergy man (55) seeks short-haired petite younger lady with small chest who's good with candles. Can supply altar boy vestments.
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Gender indifferent. Blow me.
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Surrealist seeks fish.
Wiki-creating entrepreneur looking for female with law degree. Definitely no Swedish girls to apply!
Suspiciously hot female - 27, great tits - looking for love. Has a hell of a big surprise for one lucky man!
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37 year old virgin WLTM woman unfussy enough to ignore ham-fisted fumbling for the rewarding pleasure of curing his social problems.
Sensitive death row inmate seeks life partner.
Pretty Jewish female (32) seeks goy - must be willing to convert.
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If you like Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain. If you're not into yoga, if you have half-a-brain. If you like making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape. I'm the lady you've looked for, write to me and escape. - Mrs Rupert Holmes
Unrealistic dreamer seeks Scarlett Johansson.
I like my man like I like my coffee. Liquified in a big mug.
Discerning Klanswoman seeks tall, dark and handsome stranger. Just not too dark.
Lost Doberman Pincher looking for past owners, or alternatively a good time. Either way, bring condoms.
Writer seeks life outside this wiki.