London's Association of Women Drivers
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The London's Association of Women Drivers (or LAWD) is a diabolical organization often compared to Nazi Germany, or Communist North Korea. The aim of the group is to terrorize the roads of London one driver at a time. World leaders have met on many occasions to discuss the best way to go about restraining the group. So far though, the group remains strong and menacing. You may think your safe, but when you lest expect it, there's the LAWD right in your face, because Nobody expects the London Association of Women Drivers!
edit Nobody Expects the London Association of Women Drivers!
Muahahahaha!!! Striking with extreme precision, their chief weapon is surprise. Yes, surprise...and efficiency. Their two main weapons are surprise and efficiency. Yes, the LAWD uses extreme surprise and efficiency...and weaving on the road...Ok, the LAWD terrorizes the streets of London with extreme surprise, efficiency and weaving on the roads. Terrible things these are. Yes, and turning without signaling.
Nobody expects the London Association of Women Drivers! Their four main weapons are surprise, weaving on the road, turning without signaling and...uhhh...efficeincy! Right. Nobody expects the London Association of Women Drivers! Their four main weapons are surprise, efficeincy, weaving on the road and signaling without turning. I mean turning without signaling! Surprise, efficeincy, weaving, turning without signaling...and speeding. Definetly speeding.
edit Ok, I Have This Now...
Nobody expects the London Association of Women Drivers! Among their arsenal of weaponry is surprise, efficeincy, weaving on the road, turning without signaling and speeding. Yes, there you have it. Surprise, efficeincy, weaving, turning without signaling and speeding. And very dangerous these weapons are. There are few ways to defend against it and no ways to avoid it. Of coarse you cannot prepare for it because you dont expect it. The LAWD is dangerous in the way it swiftly can cover up any accident using their distinct innocent look and ablility to act as if they are completly clueless to whats going on. The LAWD also is unique in the way...
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edit Famous Members of the LAWD
- Your mom
- The Queen
- Mad Maggy- The cheif of the organization
- Carrot Top
- Your Aunt
- Elton John- Once caused a thirty-four car crash in thirty-two seconds
- you- British law enforcement is camped outside your house as we speak
- Kate Moss
- This guy
- Oscar Wilde- Left the group after he spent the funds on booz and cheap hookers
- Larry the Cable Guy- Sad, but true...