Loco Roco
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Loco Roco are cunning beasts who dress in yellow to fight the black resistance nicknamed the Mojas. the Loco Roco are aggressive and have an unbelievable ability to sing even in the mitts of a giant demo death match obtained by download off the Playstation Network.
Their brain powers are so powerful that they can shake their world like a cement mixer on the moon. The abborigini's named these freaks of science 'Americano'! The Japanese named them Ninjas. All the CIA will say is that they are currently looking into it, but we all know that just means they have ordered a coffee from StarBucks while riding the worlds largest penis like a bucking bronco chicken.
[edit] History of Loco Roco
They shot from the sky from IGod 's over sized manhood, pelting the ground, they are first mistaken for yellow snow but this theory is incorrect. Upon reaching earth they nuked the Canary Wharf with their Patapon slaves, satisfied, they then incited the first war on earth but disappeared. this is where the other theory of (sh)atlantis comes from. In the form of an infectious virus they raped the PSP owners in broad daylight, not a single one complained though!!! I Am Legend, was in fact based entirely around the Mojas attempt to form an elite fighting crew against the ninjas. But like Micheal Jackson's peadophile case it fell quickly through.
The Loco Roco, now sworn to secrecy by the USSR, travelled to the Middle East to tell Bin Laden where to hide; the Garden Of Eden. Obviously this was not proven because of the secrecy oath but ransom videos claim this is true. LittleBigPlanet a world which you create is a comedy spin-off by the BBC of events, they use a voodoo doll instead so that it does not incite racial hate amongst the chav and emo communities sasman is gay
[edit] Killing A LOCOROCO
You can finish them by quickly sticking ear plugs in jumping, wen they jump, then swiftly slamming ur arse on top of them. Afroghan medicine men are also effective as projectiles. but they only weaken them to be effective you must summon bionicle warlords from Makuta using the Dictionary. L buttons halt them as the world they live in can only carry on if moving in a R button direction, this also means that they cannot escape.
By throwing a big heavy battlehorn from monster hunter, also a virus found on the PSP. it messes with their warping brain power game Naughts & Crosses.
So now you have defeated the cult war members, you'll need to claim the glory. So take the yellow bitches bodies back to your weapons dealer and turn that beast into a bitching ass wiping helmet!!! This should be enough but if not, i recommend another challenge on LocoRoco2. You can also kill them by forcing them to watch gay porn for about 2 hours.
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