Liz Claman
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Liz Claman is a Jewish CNBC TV anchor and world-class MILF who wears tight skirts and sweaters and has big tits. A New York Slimes writer once called her a "swimsuit model" on one of his articles. There are at least FOUR Yahoo chat groups devoted to her with thousands of fans. Her show is the most watched on CNBC for obvious reasons. Even Warren Buffett succumbed to her brains, charm and beauty. He gave her a day-long interview!
The following technical analysis is from a Wikipedia editor from San Berna Compton, California:
- Claman's heaving, magnificent breasts are real. A common myth states that her nipples show through her blouse or sweater when the Dow Jones Industrial Average is about to rise sharply, but empirical data does not support this claim.
Claman has a university degree in breastology and a boob job from Goldstein's Medical in Beverly Hills.
On June 4, 2007, Liz wore the infamous 'Green Sweater' on CNBC during the show 'Morning Call'. The stock prices for Kleenex and hand lotion went up fifty points in the next hour. On July 19, 2007, Claman announced her departure from CNBC effective immediately; this day is now a day of mourning for all heterosexual men, lesbians, bisexuals (you know - the people Dennis Miller said are too damn greedy, and should just pick a hole and fuck it regularly), that hot chick on House that has a name instead of a number, and President Obama (who would kick his wife to the curb if he could get hold of Liz's world-class sweater meat for a weekend.
Fortunately for people who like to jerk off everywhere, Liz started working for Rupert Murdoch on the Fox Business Network as the only redhead (and the second best pair of tits) in the building, proving that with money, you can get anything that you damn well want (even if you're from Australia).
