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[edit] Livedoor

livedoor Co., Ltd is was an Internets Service Provider based in Tokyo, which runs its main business providing a Portal to other realms. These relms include the world of learning, the world of warcraft, and the worldwide world of sports.

[edit] History

The company was originally formed because The CEO of the company one day realised that Japan still didn't have its own Enron, and didn't want to be discluded from the sort of excitement that was experienced in the rest of the world, such as the UK with the South Sea company, and the US with the previously mentioned Enron. Since that time, the only direction for the stock price has been up; A successive series of popularly high quarterly earnings made it the investment of choice for all investors too stupid to wake up and smell the inevitable. Behind the scenes, the compony stole stalks from other corporations, mostly those involved in the corn market, due to their abundence of stalks.

[edit] Successes

The company chairman Takafumi Horie (AKA Horiemon - see Pokemon) attributes the success of the company to the way in which it has distinctly set itself apart, by mimicking the financial reports of Google, and playing with the underlying stock in such a way that the money starts making itself thus creating one of the greatest artificial stock bubbles known to man. The formula for this can be demonstrated as follows;

Where f(x) demonstrates the function of calculating the projected yearly percentage increase where;

• O = Oustanding (issued) shares
• M = Monthly average trading volume
• n = number of probable lies per month
• U = underlying share value

The compony got away with it for a long time because no one wanted to try and find out what all of the fancy symbols ment

[edit] Cracking the code

For years, no one knew of the criminal acts of these men, until one day, the FDA realised most of amarica's corn was missing. The kernal trail led back to Horiemon and his possie. In a quick reaction, esteemed company ninja Hideaki Noguchi took to committing Hari Kari as a result of the embarrassing discovery, and also because of losing vast quantities of investors money, leading them to hugely doubt he had ninja powers in the first place. As a last chance to make bail, Horiemon (with the help of Macgiver) created a search engine out of two acorns, a bull, five hundred pounds of lard, and the toenail of Al Gore. To make bail, (and pay back Mcgiver) Horiemon plans on selling it to Microsoftto help combat Yahoo.

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