List of songs by Weird Al Yankovich
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“Can't you see, MP3, that you're stealin' from me? You should've bought a CD!”
~ Wierd al yankovich on the Napster controversy
Wierd al yankovich is a relatively unknown musician who is often confused with "Weird Al" Yankovic
To those who do know about him, he is known for songs that parody certain songs & make fun of certain parts of pop culture; yet are often racist, sexually explicit, or otherwise offensive. Because of the nature of these songs & the misattribution to him, "Weird Al" Yankovic has started a manhunt for whoever's responsible (namely, Wierd al yankovich). Zohl, svbpmld nrmrgifv fmw nrmrofe hfxpyzooh yrtgrnv.*
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[edit] The List
Here is the list of all the songs Wierd al has performed, what album(s) they were on, & whether they're parodies or not.
| Song | Album(s) | Original, Parody, or whatever? |
|---|---|---|
| 7-Eleven | Straight Outta Dëütscḧländ | Parody of "Stairway to Heaven" by Led Zeppelin |
| 12 Drugs of Christmas | Straight Outta Dëütscḧländ | Parody of "12 Days of Christmas" |
| 12 Pains of Christmas | Ally Foozee | Parody of "12 Days of Christmas" |
| 50 Ways to Get Bin Laden | Pitbull Hat | Parody of "50 Ways to Leave Your Lover" by Paul Simon |
| A Bag of Chips & a Dog | Good Hair Day | Parody of "Another Brick in the Wall" by Pink Floyd |
| A Whole Nude World | Ally Foozee | Parody of "A Whole New World" from the movie Aladdin |
| All I'm Gonna Do | Walking With Dynamite | Parody of "All I Wanna Do" by Yellow No. 5 |
| American Pie (Bill Clinton version) | Walking With Dynamite | Parody of "American Pie" by Don McLean |
| Answering Machine (Friends parody) | Good Hair Day | Parody of "I'll Be There For You (Friends theme)" by The Rembrandts |
| A Salute to Breasts | Dare To Be Smart | Original |
| Asshole Son | Good Hair Day | Parody of "Blackhole Sun" by Soundgarden |
| Baby Got Jack | Off the Shallow End | Parody of "Baby Got Back" by Sir Mix-A-Lot |
| Back That Ass Up | South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut soundtrack | Original |
| Ball Star | Walking With Dynamite | Parody of "All Star" by Smash Mouth |
| Barney's on Fire | Ally Foozee | Original |
| Because I Got High | Off the Shallow End | Original |
| Beer Polka | Off the Shallow End | Original |
| Bi, Bi, Bi | Pitbull Hat | Parody of "Bye, Bye, Bye" by N'Sync |
| Bimbo Number 5 | Walking With Dynamite | Parody of "Mambo Number 5" by Lou Bega |
| Bin Laden Bomb Song | Straight Outta Dëütscḧländ | Parody of "Day-O (The Banana Boat Song)" |
| Bomb Iraq! | Walking With Dynamite | Parody of "Barbara Ann" by the Beach Boys |
| Bomb Osama | Pitbull Hat | Parody of "Macarena" by Los Del Rio |
| Bong Song | Ally Foozee | Parody of "Thong Song" by Sisqo |
| Born in East L.A. | VHF - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack And Other Random Crap That Kanye West Doesn't Care About | Parody of "Born in the U.S.A." by Bruce Springsteen |
| Burning Down the Church | Wierd al yankovich In 2-D | Parody of "Burning Down the House" by Talking Heads |
| Cat's in the Kettle | Good Hair Day | Parody of "Cats in the Cradle" by Harry Chapin |
| Chewbacca, What a Wookie | Wierd al yankovich | Original |
| Combo Number 5 | Pitbull Hat | Parody of "Mambo Number 5" by Lou Bega |
| Cows With Guns | Disco Party! | Original |
| Darth Maul | Walking With Dynamite | Original |
| Dirty Deeds (Done With Sheep) | Wierd al yankovich | Parody of "Dirty Deeds (Done Dirt Cheap) by AC/DC |
| Disco Party! | Disco Party! | Original |
| Doin' the Peter Polka | Pitbull Hat | Parody of "Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin |
| Don't Shoot, Mr. Postman! | VHF - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack And Other Random Crap That Kanye West Doesn't Care About | Parody of "Please, Mr. Postman!" by Diana Ross & later B*Witched |
| Don't Touch That! | Off the Shallow End | Parody of "U Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer |
| Ebaums World Sucks | Straight Outta Dëütscḧländ | Parody of "A Walk in the Park" by the Nick Straker Band |
| Elmo Kills Barney | Ally Foozee | Original |
| Elmo's Got a Gun | Off the Shallow End | Parody of "Janie's Got a Gun" by Aerosmith |
| Eminem vs. Bob the Builder | W.W.A. & the Posers W.W.A.: Greatest Hits | Mash-up of "My Name Is Slim Shady" by Eminem & the "Bob the Builder" theme |
| Eskimo | unreleased | Original |
| Evil Barney Bus Driver | Ally Foozee | Original |
| Evolution of a nerd feat. N.E.R.D. | unreleased | Parody of "White Wedding" by Billy Idol |
| Freeballin' | Good Hair Day | Parody of "Free Fallin'" by Tom Petty |
| Fuck the Macarena! | Good Hair Day | Parody of "The Macarena" by Los Del Rio |
| Furby Prank Call | Good Hair Day | Orignal |
| Gay Mambo 69 | unreleased | Possibly a parody of "Mambo Number 5" by Lou Bega |
| Gettin' Sticky With It | W.W.A.: 69 Miles & Limpin' W.W.A.: Greatest Hits | Parody of "Gettin' Jiggy With It" by Will Smith |
| Gilligan's Titanic Island | VHF - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack And Other Random Crap That Kanye West Doesn't Care About | Original? |
| Gonorrhea | Walking With Dynamite | Parody of "Macarena" by Los Del Rio |
| Goin Huntin' | Off the Shallow End | Original |
| Grandpa Got Run Over by a Beer Truck | VHF - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack And Other Random Crap That Kanye West Doesn't Care About | Parody of "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer" |
| Heart Attack 5 | Walking With Dynamite | Parody of "Mambo Number 5" by Lou Bega |
| Hello, I Love You (Let's get Tested for AIDS) | Even Better | Parody of "Hello, I Love You" by The Doors |
| Hooker on the Corner | Pitbull Hat | Parody of "Genie in a Bottle" by Blink 182 |
| I Did it All For the Cookie | Pitbull Hat | Parody of "I Did it All For the Nookie" by Limp Bizkit |
| I Did it All For the Wookie | Walking With Dynamite | Another parody of "I Did it All For the Nookie" by Limp Bizkit |
| If You Want To Be My Intern | Walking With Dynamite | Parody of "If You Want to Be My Lover" by the Spice Girls |
| I love to Ass Rape Children | Straight outta ya mums anus | Parody of "Poker Face" by Lady GaGa |
| I'm a Wigga | W.W.A.: Efil4zaggiw W.W.A.: Greatest Hits | Original |
| I'm Not Canadian | Ally Foozee | Original |
| I'm Too Sexy (Elmer Fudd version) | Off the Shallow End | Parody of "I'm Too Sexy" by Right Said Fred |
| In A Gadda Da Vida Disco | Disco Party! | Disco version of "In A Gadda Da Vida" by Iron Butterfly |
| In A Gadda Da Vida Polka | Wierd al yankovich | Polka version of "In A Gadda Da Vida" by Iron Butterfly, with some parody lyrics. |
| In Da Tub | Straight Outta Dëütscḧländ | Parody of "In Da Club" by 50 Cent |
| Internet Sandman | Pitbull Hat | Parody of "Enter Sandman" by Metallica |
| I Ran Over the Taco Bell Dog | VHF - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack And Other Random Crap That Kanye West Doesn't Care About | Original |
| I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus | Weird al yankovich | Parody of "I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus" |
| Isle of Survivor | Pitbull Hat | Parody of "Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor |
| Istanbul (Not Constantinople) | Off the Shallow End | Original |
| It's a Long Way to the Top (to Protect Your Article) | Pitbull Hat | Parody of "It's a Long Way to the Top (If You Wanna Rock 'N' Roll)" by AC/DC |
| I Wanna be a Stormtrooper | Dare To Be Smart | Original |
| I Whip it Out | Straight Outta Dëütscḧländ | Parody of "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba |
| Kermit the Frog on Weed | Off the Shallow End | Original |
| Kill the Wabbit | VHF - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack And Other Random Crap That Kanye West Doesn't Care About | Parody of "Ride of the Valkyries" by Richard Wagner |
| Killing My Software | Good Hair Day | Parody of "Killing Me Softly (With His Song)" by Roberta Flack |
| Kiss My Mother#%@$in' Ass | Straight Outta Dëütscḧländ | Original |
| Kosovo | Pitbull Hat | Parody of "Kokomo" by The Beach Boys |
| Last Vote for Al Gore | Pitbull Hat | Parody of "Last Train For Clarksville" by The Monkees |
| Late Night With Letterman | VHF - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack And Other Random Crap That Kanye West Doesn't Care About | Original? |
| Let's Go Smoke Some Pot! | Off the Shallow End | Original? |
| Livin' La Vida Homo | unreleased | Another parody of "Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin |
| Livin' La Vida Yoda | Walking With Dynamite | Yet another parody of "Livin' La Vida Loca" by Ricky Martin |
| Livin With a Slut | Straight Outta Dëütscḧländ | Parody of "Eminence Front" by The Who |
| Make my Boobies One More Size | Walking With Dynamite | Parody of "Hit Me Baby One More Time" by Britney Spears |
| McDonald's Girl | Wierd al yankovich | Original |
| Men in Brown | Pitbull Hat | Parody of "Men In Black" by Will Smith |
| Microsoft Christmas | Good Hair Day | Parody of "Jingle Bells" |
| Minimum Wage | Ally Foozee | Parody of "Bullet with Butterfly Wings" by The Smashing Pumpkins |
| Mo' Booty Mo' Problems | Walking With Dynamite | Parody of "Mo' Money Mo' Problems" by Notorious B.I.G. |
| My DNA | Walking With Dynamite | Parody of Y.M.C.A. by the Village People |
| My Fart Will Go On | Walking With Dynamite | Parody of "My Heart Will Go On" by Celine Dion |
| My Girlfriend Died | VHF - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack And Other Random Crap That Kanye West Doesn't Care About | Original? |
| My Girlfriend is Inflatable | Even Better | Parody of "Simply Irresistible" by Robert Palmer |
| My Name is...Darth Vader | Walking With Dynamite | Parody of "My Name is Slim Shady" by Eminem |
| Nine Coronas | Wierd al yankovich | Parody of "My Sharona" by The Knack |
| Nine Inch Claws | Straight Outta Dëütscḧländ | Original? |
| No Hoochies | Ally Foozee | Original? |
| Runescape Noob Song | Pitbull Hat | Parody of "All Star" by Smash Mouth |
| Oops, I Farted Again | Pitbull Hat | Parody of "Oops, I Did it Again" by Britney Spears |
| Oops, I'm Pregnant Again | Pitbull Hat | Another parody of "Oops, I Did it Again" by Britney Spears |
| Oops, I Shit in my Pants | Pitbull Hat | Yet another parody of "Oops, I Did it Again" by Britney Spears |
| Osama bin Laden: Dead or Alive | Pitbull Hat | Parody of "Dead or Alive" by Bon Jovi |
| Pet Names for Genitalia | Dare To Be Smart | Parody of "We Didn't Start The Fire" by Billy Joel |
| Please Don't Wear That Thong! | Ally Foozee | Parody of "Thong Song" by [[Sisqo[[ |
| Rice, Rice, Baby | Off the Shallow End | Parody of "Ice, Ice, Baby" by Vanilla Ice |
| Saddam Hussein | Walking With Dynamite | Parody of "Tubthumping" by Chumbawamba |
| Secret Asian Man | Walking With Dynamite | Parody of "Secret Agent Man" by Johnny Rivers |
| She Gotta Pee | Pitbull Hat | Parody of "It Wasn't Me" by Shaggy |
| SmokaBowla | Off the Shallow End | Original |
| Stan | VHF: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack And Other Random Crap That Kanye West Doesn't Care About | Original |
| Star Trek Rhapsody | Wierd al yankovich In 2-D | Parody of "Bohemian Rhapsody" by Queen |
| Star Trekkin' | Disco Party! | Original? |
| Star Wars Cantina | Disco Party! | Parody of "Copacabana" by Barry Manilow |
| Star Wars Gangsta Rap | Good Hair Day | Original |
| Star Wars Theme (disco version) | Wierd al yankovich | Disco version of the "Star Wars" theme |
| Take A Bath (Wash Yourself) | Pitbull Hat | Parody of "Shake Ya Ass" by Mystikal |
| Thank God I'm a Pubic Hair | Wierd al yankovich In 2-D | Parody of "Thank God I'm a Country Boy" by John Denver |
| The AOL Song | Good Hair Day | Parody of "Rockin' Pneumonia (and the Boogie Woogie Flu)" by Johnny Rivers |
| The Beer Song | Dare To Be Smart | Original |
| The Bill Gates Song | Good Hair Day | Original |
| The Devil Went Down to Jamaica | Even Better | Parody of "The Devil Went Down to Georgia" by the Charlie Daniels Band |
| The Gay Barbie Song | unreleased | Original? |
| The Jewish Rap | Straight Outta Dëütscḧländ | Original |
| The Microsoft Empire Strikes Back | Good Hair Day | Original |
| The Peter Griffin Rap | Straight Outta Dëütscḧländ | Parody of "Can't Touch This" by MC Hammer |
| The Real Filipino | Straight Outta Dëütscḧländ | Parody of "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem |
| The Real Slim Santa | Pitbull Hat | Parody of "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem |
| The Taliban Can | Pitbull Hat | Parody of "Candy Man" by Sammy Davis Jr. |
| Three Inch Tool | Pitbull Hat | Parody of "Only Wanna Be With You" by Hootie & the Blowfish |
| Titanic | Walking With Dynamite | Original? |
| Toast | Pitbull Hat | That's the best Wierd al song ever! |
| Ugly Girl | Walking With Dynamite | Parody of "Barbie Girl" by Aqua |
| Ukrainian Woman | Wierd al yankovich In 2-D | Parody of "American Woman" by The Guess Who (later covered by Lenny Kravitz |
| Uncle Fucker | South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut soundtrack | Original |
| Vagina | unreleased | A parodie! A parodie! To make it absurder than it was! |
| VHF theme | VHF: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack And Other Random Crap That Kanye West Doesn't Care About | Original |
| What if God Smoked Cannabis? | VHF: Original Motion Picture Soundtrack And Other Random Crap That Kanye West Doesn't Care About | Parody of "One of Us" by Joan Osbourne |
| Walk with an Erection | Ally Foozee | Parody of "Walk Like an Egyptian" by The Bangles |
| Walking 'Round in Women's Underwear | Wierd al yankovich | Parody of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland" |
| WarCraft Rap | Pitbull Hat | Original |
| Weenie in a Bottle | unreleased | Parody of "Genie in a Bottle" by Blink 182 |
| We Will F*** You | Gay prostitue | Parody of "we will rock you" by Queen |
| Which Backstreet Boy is Gay? | Pitbull Hat | Parody of "I Want it That Way" by the Backstreet Boys |
| Who Let the Cows Out? | Walking With Dynamite | Parody of "Who Let the Dogs Out?" by Baja Men |
| Who Wants a Recount? | Pitbull Hat | Another parody of "Who Let the Dogs Out?" by Baja Men |
| Will the Real Slim Shady Please Shut Up? | W.W.A.: Straight Outta Central Falls W.W.A.: Greatest Hits | Parody of "The Real Slim Shady" by Eminem |
| With Legs Wide Open | Pitbull Hat | Parody of "With Eyes Wide Open" by Creed |
| Windows 95 Sucks | Good Hair Day | Parody of "Start Me Up" by the Rolling Stones |
| Wonderbra | Straight Outta Dëütscḧländ | Parody of "Wonderwall" by Oasis |
| Wrong Foot Amputated | Dare To Be Smart | Parody of "Come Out and Play" by Offspring |
| Y.O.D.A. | Disco Party! | Parody of "Y.M.C.A." by The Village People |
| Yoda Smokes Weed | Off the Shallow End | Original |
| Yoda Sunscreen | Wierd al yankovich In 2-D | Original |
| You're a Porn Star | Pitbull Hat | Parody of "All Star" by Smash Mouth |
| You Still live with Your Mom | Off the Shallow End | Parody of "Livin' on a Prayer" by Bon Jovi |
| Zelda | Walking With Dynamite | Parody of "The Legend of Zelda" theme |
[edit] Mis-Titles
Wierd al's songs are often mis-titled. So, If any of the songs above are unfamiliar to you, please check this chart
| Wrong Title(s) | Right Title |
|---|---|
| Another Brick in the Wall (Newt Gingrich) Parody of Another Brick in the Wall | A Bag of Chips & a Dog |
| All I Wanna Do (Bill Clinton version) | All I'm Gonna Do |
| The Friends Song Parody | Answering Machine (Friends parody) |
| Baby Got No Back I Hate Big Butts I Like Small Butts I Like Big Butts | Baby Got Jack |
| Let's Bomb Iraq | Bomb Iraq |
| Chinese Combo Number 5 | Combo Number 5 |
| I'm The Only Gay Eskimo Only Gay Eskimo | Eskimo |
| Goin' Huntin' Deer | Goin' Huntin' |
| Hooker in a Bottle | Hooker on the Corner |
| Enter Napster Napster Sandman Metallica Against Napster Napster Land | Internet Sandman |
| Survivor Parody | Isle of Survivor |
| Bitchney Spears | Make My Boobies One More Size |
| Microsoft (Bloatware) | Microsoft Christmas |
| Hi, My Name is Darth Vader | My Name is Darth Vader |
| Pet Names | Pet Names For Genitalia |
| Bomb That Iraqi Boy | Saddam Hussein |
| Coca-Cola Weed song Smoke A Bowl | SmokaBowla |
| Star Wars Disco | Star Wars Theme (disco version) |
| AOL Sucks | The AOL Song |
| The Vagina Song | Vagina |
| Backstreet Boys Are Gay Backstreet Boys - We're All Gay | Which Backstreet Boy is Gay? |
| He Got the Wrong Foot Amputated | Wrong Foot Amputated |
| hey now, your a porn star | You're a Porn Star |
| The Legend of Zelda theme Zelda Nintendo theme | Zelda |
"theme from from South Park"
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[edit] An intercepted radio transmission
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