East Coast Rap
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Back in the 1970's Hip Hop music was brought to New York from Jamaica, by DJs such as Kool Herc and Grandmaster Flash. However, after being brought to New York, this new form of music died at a very young age. East Coast Rapper Jay-Z is the number one suspect of Hip Hop's murder. Hip Hop was very much alive until Jay-Z stated that he was the best rapper alive. The few that listened to rap at the time new that Jay-Z was just a bag full of lies. However, those that hadn't listened to very much rap at the time thought that Jay-Z was telling the truth, and figured that if he was the best rapper, then this music is made of no talent. Thanks to Jay-Z, and many other East Coast Rappers, like 50 cent and MIMS, rap is looked at as a talentless genre.
Lead by Dr. Dre, a team of West Coast Rappers managed to revive Hip Hop music. The NWA, Tupac, Snoop Dogg, and many other West Coast talents were able to keep Hip Hop alive, but barely breathing. Finally, some extra help came from the Dirty South. Rappers like Birdman, Lil Wayne, and Chamillionaire have finally fully resuscitated this short lived music genre.
On February 23, 2007, tragedy struck. "This is Why I'm Hot" by MIMS became the number one selling single on iTunes. MIMS, and East Coast Rapper made what could possibly be a final, and fatal blow on American Hip Hop.
[edit] Aftermath
The rap world is still shaken by the pure shittyness (for lack of a better word) of this track. On this record, MIMS claims that he "represents New York, I got it on my back, niggas say that we lost it and Imma bring it back." Not only does MIMS rhyme 'back' with 'back', but he claims that New York lost it. This is purely impossible. To lose an object you must at one point have had it. It can be argued that New York never had 'it', they just claimed they did. After MIMS rapped that lyric, the world took a sigh of relief, because if he is carrying New York on his back, then we can be assured that New York is as good as dead. Though the West Coast lie dead after jumping on the back of Ice Cube's pick up truck (filled with Nia Long and screaming babies he wished he aborted) and falling and hitting its head on the true gold that is Wu Tang Clan's albums.
