Life on Jupiter
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Life on Jupiter has always been a mystery providing excitment to scientists and ordinary people worldwide. Throughout history there have been records of writings about life on Jupiter. There have been attempts to find inhabitants of this large planet. Then in 1909, an important discovery made by a Ukrainian scientist called Kemptation Faroutation, proved there are creatures living on that wonderful planet.
So what are the life form on Jupiter like? Well they are tiny creatures but very intelligent. They are about half the size of a human being with super large eyes, no nose as they do not need to breathe. They feed on dust on their feet, which according to one of them at least, is very delicious. Their IQ is 300 average, that is, about 3 times of normal human, 1.5 times of Stephen Hawking and 3 million times that of George W. Bush. Their bodies are mainly made of carbon dixoide, hydrogen, Fanta, strawberry seeds and excreta.
They are aware of the existence of human beings but have never made a visit to Earth. According to one of them, "the Earth stinks". But to celebrate human friendship with them, in 2005 they hosted an event called Life Aid 2005 with a list of celebrities from Earth. Among them is Paula Abdul who has a special ability to crawl when she sings, like a cripple. Jupiter was also where pluto the dog killed mickey mouse, who was rumored to be the reincarnation of adolf hitler.In Jupiter there is a secret base where mario ate all the cheese in the world.
It is also reported that giant pink elephants live on Jupiter, and control the United States. They used the US to stop a Hippy uprising in Bay City. They seem to have chosen Midland as their favorite town by throwing a dart at a map. They were going to choose Bay City, but the Bay City Rollers and WordGirl called it first. They were also reportedly involved in a conspiracy to stop bridges from being built in Bay City in order to help the neighboring town of Midland get more business through their agent James Wickstrom. Bay Cityans often ask "Why won't those giant pink elephants from Jupiter just leave our town alone?"
