Lexicon
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| Lexicon | |
| Moons | 12 |
| Terrain | Unknown, possibly rocky like an asteroid, something like that but its not likely. |
| Rings | 2 major ones made of smaller ones |
| Star | Julysillia |
| Population | unknown |
| Points of Interest | The star-shaped "quasitenent" |
| Affiliation | It has, but it is a mystery |
| Population Density | ????? |
| Major Imports | oxygen, neon, CaO, methane |
| Major Exports | smog, phosphorus pentoxide, carbon dioxide, possible jedi, dictionaries, alien girls & monkeys |
| Other names | Lexxie, Julysillia b, Kelvinoid |
“*sad chatters*”
~ Captian Huggy Face on homesickness
“Don't forget me!”
~ Loveland frog on Lexxie
“If there is a Lexicon, why does it let bad things happen?”
~ Small Child
“Wow, I never belived people here were so poetic, like me!”
~ Oscar Wilde on his visit to Lexicon
“Is this 4 Vesta?”
~ Paul Heymen on ECW bookings
Lexicon is a extrasolar planet 24 light-years away in the constellation Horologium (the Pendulum Clock). Astronomers know very little about this exoplanet, but we bet WordGirl & Captian Huggy Face, two earthbound superheros in some city, must know! Lexicon is a "Clarified Neptunian/Super-Earth", but pretty much a Rodriguez-class planet.
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[edit] Discovery
Lexicon was never discovered, WordGirl told us about it. Though she has yet to tell us about this planet.
[edit] Overview
Lexxie orbits a orange star Julysillia. But because of this, Lexxie is also called Julysillia b. Lexxie has a few greenhouse gases, so temperatures vary, commonly around 20°C. Like said, only a little is known about Lexicon despite thousands of intergalactic ships visiting it. The planet probably migrated inward to its current location from beyond the “snowline” in Julysillia’s protostellar disk, and so its composition likely includes a deep ocean, probably containing more than an Earth’s mass worth of water. Julysillia is larger than the Sun, so the habitable zone is 2.6 astronomical units, and in turn were Lexxie is located. Lexxie is also 20% smaller than Neptune (Earth masses-wise).
[edit] Inhabitants
According to what WordGirl looks, Lexiconeans might be almost exacly like humans. Earthlings barely even know what the fauna might look like. While the habitability is great, we have no clue (besides WG).
[edit] People from Lexicon (Confirmed)
[edit] Sopposed Lexiconeans (Unconfirmed)
- a Flying fuck
- Richard Burton
- Tiffany Taylor
- Pennywise the Clown
- Dust bunnies
- a Loveland frog
- Yoko Kanno
- Vin Diesel
- Testicles (Greek Philosopher)
- William Topaz McGonagall
- Deacon Bautista
- a Drop Bear
- Alfred Russel Wallace
- Dr. Spork
- Trogdor
[edit] Moons
Lexicon has 12 moons and that's all of them. The largest, Frederick is roughly larger than Titan. Besides Impactica, all the other moons are spherical. It is said that Tony Kamo & Sailor Titan are together hiding in either Sulferland, Coeus or Libranario.
In addition to the planet's broad and dense double rings, the Lexiconian system is the most diverse in the Julysillia star system. Like, there are rocky, "moonish" moons, gaseous ones, lava worlds, & and one earth-like moon.
As you can see, Libranario is a habitable moon, much like Nayelista (exept Nayelista is orange). Libranario's life forms don't really look like Earth', and they are inferior compared to Lexicon's flurishing life.
[edit] Features
'Quasitenents' or Quasi-continents are some mysterious form of extra-terrestrial contenent. There is one large, star-shaped quasitenent, named Arynelli. Nobody really knows for sure if it's one supercontinent surrounded by some yellow dense liquid, possibly pineapple juice with a hint of liquid nitrogen or a large ammonia cloud.
The atmosphere of Lexxie is denser than Earth's, as so is the entire planet is dense. Lexxie has a large but weak planetary magnetic field. The atmospheric pressure at the planet's surface is 6 times that of the Earth.
And the rings, well we can't say much about them. There are two separate glowing yellow rings that move up & down the planet at high speeds. Once in a while, the two rings meet (or collide), forming one ring that is vertically around the planet, and then seamlessly split. They supposedly consist of countless small particles, like glowing krypton rocks, grape soda and water ice, with some contamination from dust and other chemicals.
| Planets |
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| Confirmed (Solar System): Freddie Mercury / Mercury | Venus | Earth/Lyons/iEarth/World (The Moon) | Disney World | Planet Hollywood | Mars | Planet Google | Globe | Roseanne | Jupiter | Saturn | Uranus / Youranus / Myanus | Neptune |
| Confirmed (Extrasolar): Uncyclopedia | Darwin IV | Discworld | Lexicon | Wikipedia | Pizza Planet | Polkadottia | Gliese 581 c | 55 Cancri e |
| Dwarf planets: Ceres | Pluto | 2003 UB313 | |
| Unconfirmed: Garnox | Mantoobia | Unicron |
| Denied by CIA: Irk | Krypton | Michigan | Neopia | Tiamat | Nibiru | Magrathea |
| In a galaxy far, far away: |
| Members of the Federation: Vulcan | Earth | Qo'noS | xxEarth Cxx |
| Loner Planets: Wisconsin | Your Mom |
