Lesotho

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"Lesotho sucks. Except for the Mormons. That whole polygamy thing is kickass."

~ Oscar Wilde on Lesotho

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Lesotho

(Flag) (Coat of Arms)
Motto: Eat Mor Chikin
Anthem: Top Gun Anthem
Capital	Maseru
Largest city	That dead baby over there
Official languages	Brosothoese, Political Unrest
Government	Repub--BAHAHA
Johnny Damon	Matt Damon
National Hero(es)	Your Mom
Declaration of Formation	1994
Currency	Small children
Religion	Money

[edit] History

In the 1990's a vortex formed in the middle of South Africa. It sucked every black person out of the country and made them poorer. After the vortex opened, the South African government realized that it was a great place to put Nelson Mandela. But he busted out and went back to South Africa and made everything un-apartied. Everything was happy and gay until someone realized that the vortex created Lesotho. In 2003 it became the worlds leading importer of garbage and escaped rapists.

[edit] Geography

The landlocked nation of Lesotho is a little zit on South Africa's face that it has yet to pop. Made up of mostly mountains and dead babies, the geography of Lesotho is a complete waste of time. The capital Maseru is somewhere in Lesotho.

[edit] People

There are no people in Lesotho.

[edit] Government

Lesotho has two major political parties, AIDS and Malaria. It also has a vibrant third party, Civil War, although Civil War tends to lose their leaders to the latter political parties in the elections. As of 2008, Jorumbi Totumbe of the AIDS party is in office in Maseru.

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