Les Paul
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The Les Paul Guitar is the bastard offspring of Ron Paul and Primus bass guitarist\lead singer Les Claypool. One stormy night, the two meet at a conservative speaker/ eccentric musician luncheon and sparks flew. They knew they had to keep their love a secret, dispite ron's liberal views, due to les's strong moral background. this in mind, they ran to an isolated lumber yard to make sweet sweet love. little did they know, zakk wylde and jimmy page had been in the corner the entire time, and the ensueing combination of bodily fluids that would take place that night would spawn the makings of a legend.
The Gibson Les Paul is one of the world's most dangerous weapons. The people of the Gibson Republic only use the finest wood, dug up from the deepest hole in the world to make their arsenal. The strings are made out of snake skin that has been rolled and set to harden for 777 days and 777 nights. Then they proceed to bake these snake skin strings in an oven that has to be exactly 678,987 degrees Celius. If the oven isn't at its right temperature, the skin will crack, and they have to do it all over again.
"Thats no moon"
Obi Wan on the Death Star
[edit] The War
On September 1 1939 Gibson invaded PRS using a new tactic know as the "Blitzkrieg Bop" The invasion was led by Mel Gibson and DeeDee Ramone.
[edit] See also
- Jimmy Page
- Jimi Hendrix (This guy didn't use Les Pauls. NOOB)
- Michael Jackson
- Dill "Fairy" Ferret
