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Billionaire '''Leon "Pretty Boy" Spinks''' (conceived in [[Tucson]], [[Arizona]] around 1850) is (possibly) one of the greatest [[actor]]s in the known world. Formerly a male model and escort, '''Spinks''' rose to fame after playing the leading role in the ''"Sugar Ray Leonard Story"''. He now, most notably, runs a successful [[fashion]] design company and leading chain of [[sex]] shops.
 
 
 
[[Image:Leon Spinks.jpg|thumb|right|250px|'''Leon Spinks''': ''"Spring Chicken"'']]
 
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Billionaire '''Leon "Pretty Boy" Spinks''' (conceived in [[Tucson]], [[Arizona]] around 1850) is (possibly) one of the greatest [[actor]]s in the known world. Formerly a male model and escort, Spinks rose to fame after playing the leading role in the ''"Sugar Ray Leonard Story"''. He now, most notably, runs a successful [[fashion]] design company and leading chain of [[sex]] shops.
   
 
== It begins with hard times ==
 
== It begins with hard times ==
 
 
If '''Spinks'''' tales of rags to riches are true, then his life story seems even more remarkable. His mother was a [[Catholic]] missionary with a penchant for Country [[music]]. His father a fiddle player from [[Louisiana]] with one eye, lamentably, this was for the ladies. They married around the time of '''Leon's''' birth, and is was shortly before this that the problems first began. The arrival of a bouncing baby boy put strain on the couples relationship. This resulting in them abandoning '''Leon''' in the ''Forest of Little Hope'', where he was consequently raised by [[squirrel]]s until the age of 15. The squirrels taught '''Spinks''' a valuable lesson in the importance of saving (nuts) for the future. He applied this ''"Squirrel Logic"'' to the stockmarket in later life, and after a few false starts, he swiftly accrued his vast wealth (but wait.. you are getting ahead of yourself).
 
If '''Spinks'''' tales of rags to riches are true, then his life story seems even more remarkable. His mother was a [[Catholic]] missionary with a penchant for Country [[music]]. His father a fiddle player from [[Louisiana]] with one eye, lamentably, this was for the ladies. They married around the time of '''Leon's''' birth, and is was shortly before this that the problems first began. The arrival of a bouncing baby boy put strain on the couples relationship. This resulting in them abandoning '''Leon''' in the ''Forest of Little Hope'', where he was consequently raised by [[squirrel]]s until the age of 15. The squirrels taught '''Spinks''' a valuable lesson in the importance of saving (nuts) for the future. He applied this ''"Squirrel Logic"'' to the stockmarket in later life, and after a few false starts, he swiftly accrued his vast wealth (but wait.. you are getting ahead of yourself).
   
 
== Now it's getting better ==
 
== Now it's getting better ==
 
 
As a result of his mothers Catholic [[genes]], '''Spinks''' developed a taste for [[kittens]] around the age of 16 (him, not the kittens) and was briefly involved in the their trade. However, after a series of run ins with the law, '''Leon''' sought more legal but less moral ways of making money, and became a male model and escort. His brush with kittens, left its mark on '''Spinks''' and it is thought that he still has a kitten addiction to this day.
 
As a result of his mothers Catholic [[genes]], '''Spinks''' developed a taste for [[kittens]] around the age of 16 (him, not the kittens) and was briefly involved in the their trade. However, after a series of run ins with the law, '''Leon''' sought more legal but less moral ways of making money, and became a male model and escort. His brush with kittens, left its mark on '''Spinks''' and it is thought that he still has a kitten addiction to this day.
   
 
== Oh, but then this! ==
 
== Oh, but then this! ==
 
 
At 23, '''Pretty Boy''', as he was now known, went into business with tycoon restaurateur [[William Burroughs]], and the all new lunch time dining experience fashionably called ''"Naked"'' was born. The milk of success ran freely for the first few years, but due to ''''Burroughs'''' megalomania, their relationship soured. '''Pretty''' decided he must quit, and left '''Burroughs''' to wallow in the cottage cheese of regret.
 
At 23, '''Pretty Boy''', as he was now known, went into business with tycoon restaurateur [[William Burroughs]], and the all new lunch time dining experience fashionably called ''"Naked"'' was born. The milk of success ran freely for the first few years, but due to ''''Burroughs'''' megalomania, their relationship soured. '''Pretty''' decided he must quit, and left '''Burroughs''' to wallow in the cottage cheese of regret.
   
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Latest revision as of 19:21, July 18, 2011

Leon Spinks

Leon Spinks: "Spring Chicken"

Billionaire Leon "Pretty Boy" Spinks (conceived in Tucson, Arizona around 1850) is (possibly) one of the greatest actors in the known world. Formerly a male model and escort, Spinks rose to fame after playing the leading role in the "Sugar Ray Leonard Story". He now, most notably, runs a successful fashion design company and leading chain of sex shops.

edit It begins with hard times

If Spinks' tales of rags to riches are true, then his life story seems even more remarkable. His mother was a Catholic missionary with a penchant for Country music. His father a fiddle player from Louisiana with one eye, lamentably, this was for the ladies. They married around the time of Leon's birth, and is was shortly before this that the problems first began. The arrival of a bouncing baby boy put strain on the couples relationship. This resulting in them abandoning Leon in the Forest of Little Hope, where he was consequently raised by squirrels until the age of 15. The squirrels taught Spinks a valuable lesson in the importance of saving (nuts) for the future. He applied this "Squirrel Logic" to the stockmarket in later life, and after a few false starts, he swiftly accrued his vast wealth (but wait.. you are getting ahead of yourself).

edit Now it's getting better

As a result of his mothers Catholic genes, Spinks developed a taste for kittens around the age of 16 (him, not the kittens) and was briefly involved in the their trade. However, after a series of run ins with the law, Leon sought more legal but less moral ways of making money, and became a male model and escort. His brush with kittens, left its mark on Spinks and it is thought that he still has a kitten addiction to this day.

edit Oh, but then this!

At 23, Pretty Boy, as he was now known, went into business with tycoon restaurateur William Burroughs, and the all new lunch time dining experience fashionably called "Naked" was born. The milk of success ran freely for the first few years, but due to 'Burroughs' megalomania, their relationship soured. Pretty decided he must quit, and left Burroughs to wallow in the cottage cheese of regret.

edit Desparate Measures?

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