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“I'm not sure I get your banter”
“But I ask you, 'What is a contract?' Webster's defines it as "an agreement under the law which is unbreakable." Which is unbreakable! Excuse me...”A legal contract can only be, forthwith unto and non-binding, according to Her Majesty's
This contract shall only be served and/or may to were to have been served in all circumstances save annulation by common consent of the ex professo mandate to perform said cancellation of any annulation clauses performed within said non-specific timeframe.
edit Clause 1
Wherein all subclauses shall form an essential part of said main clause.
edit Subclause a
All contexts above, up until the point of said annulled cancellation, shall be applicable to both Clause One and Sub-subclause 1.a.(ii).
See Amendments hereto.
There hath said been removed of all of sub-subclause a.(ii) by decree of Her Majesty's most majestic affrontational whim, notwithstanding ACT OF GOD and FORCE MAJEUR.
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All contexts within are relevant at the time of inscribement, but may not apply to all subaquean beaches in the Isle of Man.
2) Notwithstanding the Final Clause, the above Amendment to the said non-referrable subclause shall not result in any counter-annulation of sub-subclause 1.a.(iii), Clause 1 and Amendment 2.