Lamb chops

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“If you do not like lamb chops, you should be Murder.”

~ Oscar Wilde on Lamb chops now

Lamb Chops is a form of martial arts which originated from the south-central and south-western Asia. Like Chop Suey or Kung Fu, it is highly effective against hungry diners when used properly. Unlike Chop Sokey, which has developed the use of chopsticks to a devastating level, or Kung Pow Chicken, it forbids the use of any hand weapons whatsoever.

Lamb Chops should not be confused with the famous autonomous ramjet equipped motorbike Lamb Chopper, which Geronimo rode while engaged in a guerrilla warfare with general Ronald Custer's McDonald forces who invaded the New Mexico territory in the late 1950's, while mounted on their horrible pigs of war and singin their chtonic slogans to the deaf desert skies.

[edit] Lamb Chops in the modern age

The use of Lamb Chops has spread over the globe as the favored self defence method of police forces after Donut-Fu, Gun-Fu, Nightstick-Fu, Plausible Denial and Batman. In a recent no-hold's barred stick-em-where-you-want-them-eat-all-you-want-oh-god-it's-too-violent trans-martial artistic tournament held in the Geneva Convention hall, Lamb Chops stuck in Krav Maga's throat and succeeded in giving Bruce Lee a serious posthumous ulcer. It is the favored pastime sport of New Zealand, with the hobbit Peter Jackson being the leading world champion.

[edit] The New Lamb Chop Era

Lamb Chops had been widely served in restaurants across the globe, but had gradually changed into the artistic form of Lame Chops. Lame Chops are more less the same thing, but looks a lot tastier and serve the president George Bush's main course dinner everyday.

Lame Chops can be obtained from stealing the legs of Lame Lambs. Lame lambs usually have AIDS for an unknown reason. Millions of scientists have tried to figure out how the lame lamb has evolved but its origins have been shrouded by a mist of uncertainty. Expert Scientist Thomathy Rawlie came up with the one and only theory about Lame lambs, saying that they came from the Thanksgiving Runescape Seasonal Quest.