Union of Peasants and Workers for the Greater Chicagoland
|Motto: With our combind strength, victory shall be ours!|
|Largest city||Robinhood Park|
|Official language(s)||12th Century English|
|‑ General Premier||Comrade Edgaras|
|‑ Uber Captain||Comrade at Arms Josef|
|National Hero(es)||Karl and Prior|
|Established||Some time betwen January and March of 1492|
|Currency||There is no currency, but there is bartering|
|Religion||The people of LaGrange have not yet discovered Jesus Christ our saviour.|
|Sober thinking about World Domination|
LaGrange, Illinois is an area also known as Pleasantville that is located at 41°49′47″N 87°52′9″W / 41.82972°N 87.86917°W / 41.82972; -87.86917 (41.829831, -87.869233). According to the Census Bureau, the village has a total area of 122,000 square miles 75% land, 15% lake, and 10% River and creek. However, due to the poison gas usage by Prokaskius III, some parts of the land are still, to this day, not suitable for living. Whether or not this was used by him to combat enemies or a gas leak from an industrial park has been undetermined.
In 1491, Raymuendo LaGrange discovered the land which is now known as LaGrange. It has to be noted that "LaGrange" in French means: The Barn, a hint that Sir Raymuendo LaGrange was quite certainly a mime before becoming an explorer. In 1492 LaGrange fell under the control of the Empire of the Four Squares, the citizens were enslaved under a Dictator known by Sir Phillips, a Viking warrior. He ruled with an Iron fist using advanced technology for the time like hand cannons and other ballistics to conquer surrounding villages until his death in 1753. Unfortunately, before his death he burned all documents regarding his leadership and town history. The Empire fell apart and the town was unstable until a leader known as Cautious Casey of PleasentVille promised a new kind of hope for the citizens in 1759. In the Winter of 1759 He instituted The WALL program that was to put citizens to work by building walls and fortifications that isolated the village from the outside world. Nobody was able to go beyond the walls because Cautious Casey told them that there was bad things beyond the walls. The program was completed in 1761. LaGrange was flourshing under this rule until all resources were used up and the citizens and the leadership starved to death in 1775. LaGrange was a barren wasteland until it was re-discovered by Prokaskius III in 1813. His militant Fascist regime tore down the walls of Cautious Casey in 1815 because they suffered decay and were significanty outdated. Prokaskius the III lead his people in a similar way that of Cautious Casey with building citizen infrastructure, however a Wall Program was not instituted. In 1822 Prokaskious III initiated a campain to spy on it's citizens fearing a revolution. Many people were rounded up and taken to extermination camps in the Northern most part of the town. A band of revolutionary citizens lead by the Lord Metz fled to the southern woods and established many guerilla warfare outposts. In October of 1823 Prokaskius III wanted to end the guerillas so he sent out a regiment of Calvary Scouts to the southern woods. They were ambushed and slaughtered relentlessly by the Poslamists led by Arch Duke Posluzny on their expedition to the Westchester Settlement. Prokaskius III mobilized his Elite Black Hand army to neutralize the revolutionary Citizens led by Lord Metz and the Poslamist regime led by Arch Duke Posluzny. Fed up with the Lord Metz and Arch-Duke Posluzny now being allies, Prokaskius III declared a major unconventional war against the team, which has ravaged the land ever since.
As of the census of 1833, there were 833,295 people, 205,432 households, and 133,516 families residing in the village. The population density was 18,925 people per square mile. There were 55,560 housing units at an average density of 2,467.3/sq mi (954.1/km²). The ancentries reported in LaGrange as of the 2000 census were Briton, Assyrian, Babylonian, Egyptian, Greek, Persian, Carthaginian, Macedonian, Celtic, Frank, Goth, Teuton, Viking, Byzantine, Saracen, Turk, Chinese, Japanese, and Mongolian. The average household size was 2 and the average family size was 6. In the village the population was spread out with 13% under the age of 18, 75% from 18 to 24, 9% from 25 to 44, 3% from 45 to 64, and 0.8% who were 65 years of age or older. The median age was 20 years. For every 100 females there were 84 males. For every 100 females age 18 and over, there were 86 males.
The median income for a household in the village was $78 and the median income for a family was $123. Males had a median income of $89 versus $27 for females. The per capita income for the village was $249,247,356,792,000, all of which was owned by the wealthy elite.
Law & Order
Murder rate: Is 100 per 10,000 (does not include extermination camps)
Arson: occurs daily
Rape: Only occured between 1925 an 1932
Extortion and Racketeering: Lets just say that it is dangerous to open a business within the village
Property Damage: Nearly all the buildings in LaGrange are currently in a state of urban decay
The Village Code
I: Tho shalt not kill... unless it is a beer related incident.
II: Ye who has cast the first stone shall be embraced by all other group members.
III: Unprotected sex is a mortal sin... unless a child is the intention; in which case both members of the party must agree on said child.
IV: Adultery is not permitted... unless she's a MILF
V: Drunk driving is not acceptable... all Red Stripe commercial rules apply as to how to get their keys.
VI: No man, woman, or child shall drive under the speed limit.
VII: Thou shall not converse with or otherwise acknowledge a teacher outside of school business, even when said teacher is an actual friend.
VIII: Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you say. After marriage, he will fall asleep before you finish.
IX: No rape shall be performed before 5:00 PM
X: These commandments are not multiple choice.