So it was revised by the German physicist Dr. Adolf Erich. The second model, L.Y.O.N. Mark II (dubbed MII) was more realistic and was quite convincing, except for its fins on its helmet and silver spacesuit. The new model not only included the Kool Whip from the last model, but also included the ever popular extremely lethal laser, a .240 Gatlink Gun, four stainless steel salad preparation knives (mostly for preparing dinner for its victims), a rubber fist, and a special edition Space Balls flamethrower (the kids love this one). Along with the excellet arsenal, it also had faster reflexes and was dumbed down quite a bit. Personalities were removed, and the MII excelled in its testing. Its special edition also carried around a specialized body bag for discreetly disposing of its decomposing victims. Unfortunately, the MII was much less effective in the field, as its lack of personality and silvery skin did not mimic that of a human being (however, the guard it was tested on seemed to think otherwise) and it blew its cover too easily. Its stupidity did not allow it to readily engage adversaries and as a result, its reflexes and sophistocated weaponry were put to waste. In the late 1970s, the L.Y.O.N. project was trashed.
Later, around 1983, a Japanese physicist named Hotaka Noboru built a third model from the ground that looked exactly like an attractive Russian woman. Another favorite weapon, the chainsaw, was added, along with a few which were eventually removed such as C.U.M. (the Claymore of Unholy Might, which made a cameo in the popular MMORPG, World of Warcraft), a nut wielding chipmunk, and a motherf**king snake on a motherf**king plane (the rubber fist was also removed). The extreme effectiveness of these new models was apparent in several military successes (such as the ending of the Cold War, Kuwait, and the War on Terror/War in Iraq). Extremely durable, versatile, deadly, and doubling as a mail-order bride, the L.Y.O.N. became available to the public and is now a main source of income for the US&A. The CIA mass produces the L.Y.O.N. and sells them (though they are rendered relatively harmless).