LOLcat Translator Project

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TEH LOLcat Traslator Project[1] IZ TEH ATTEMPT OV GROUP OV LINGUISTICALLY INCLIND RETARDZ 2 CREATE COMPLETE AN COMPREHENSIV ONLINE TRANZLATOR 4 ENGLISH INTO LOLCAT. SUPRISINGLY ENOUGH, TEH TRANZLATOR THEY PRODUCD IZ CAPABLE OV TRANZLATIN NOT ONLY SPECIFIC WERDZ AN FRASEZ BUT ALSO UNKNOWN TEXT. THAR HAS BEEN FAILD ATTEMPT BY TEH SAME GROUP 2 USE TEH TURM LOLCAT AN TEH ASSOCIATD FUNNY KAT FOTOS AS PRETEXT 2 SUPPORT THEIR CLAIM DAT TEH REASON 4 THEM SPEAKIN AN WRITTIN IN BROKD ENGLISH IZ DAT THEY TRY 2 IMMITATE HOW KAT WUD SPEEK IF SHE CUD. TEH RESULT OV DIS FAILD ATTEMPT WUZ DAT TEH TURM LOLcat HAS NAO TAKEN TEH STATUS OV WIDELY USD EUFEMISM REFERRIN 2 TEH LEVEL OV LANGUAGE RETARDNES PRODUCD BY TEH FERVENT ATTEMPTS OV DOSE INDIVIDUALS 2 SPEEK.

IN FURTHR ATTEMPTS 2 DIFFUSE TEH REDIKULUS IMAGE DAT TEH PUBLIC HAS REGARDIN DIS GROUP OV INDIVIDUALS, TEH LOLCAT TRASLATOR PROJECT WEBSIET[2] CREATORS STATE DAT THEIR AIM AN NOVELTY OV TEH TRANZLATOR IZ ITZ ABILITY 2 VIRTUALLY RENDR any ENGLISH WERD OR FRASE INTELLIGIBLE EVEN FRUM THEMSELVEZ.

edit TEH WEBSIET

ON TEH MAIN WEB PAEG[HTTP://WWW.SLANGAHOLIC.COM] VISITORS CAN TYPE IN SUM TEXT IN ENGLISH AN GIT BAK RETARDD VERSHUN OV IT (AKA LOLCAT SPEEK) AN HAS LAFF. ALTERNATIVELY, BY TYPIN IN DA WEB ADDRES OV WEBSIET THEY CAN C AN NAVIGATE TEH GIVEN WEBSIET WIF ITZ TEXT CONVERTD INTO LOLCAT SPEEK, SO DAT THEY HAS BETTR CHANGEZ OV UNDERSTANDIN TEH CONTENT OR HAS AN EVEN BETTR LAFF, DEPENDIN ON HOO READZ TEH TRANZLASHUN.

TEH SLANGAHOLIC WEBSIET [HTTP://WWW.SLANGAHOLIC.COM] ALSO OFFERS VARIOUS PLUG-INS WHICH U CAN USE 2 ENABLE UR INSTANT MESENGR (CHAT CLIENT) 2 AUTOMATICALLY CONVERT MESAGEZ INTO LOLCAT, SO DAT U CAN CONVINCE UR MATEZ DAT U RESENTLY HAD FAILD BRAIN SURGERY.

edit TEH TRANZLASHUN ENGINE

TEH TEXT RETARDASHUN ENGINE AR NAMED LOLCATIZR AN AR TEH CORE OF TEH VARIOUS ON-LINE AN STAN-ALONE TRANSLATORS/UTILITIES THAT IS AVAILABLE FRUM TEH WEBSITE. FUR DEVELOPNG TEH REQUIRED TRANSLASHUN RULES TEH DEVELOPERS PROCESSED HUNDREDS OF LINES OF TEXT WHICH HAD BEEN TRANSLATED INTO CAT SPEKK BY NON LINGUISTICALLY CHALLENGED HUMANS HOO WAZ FAMILIAR WITH TEH LANGUUJ. NOTE THAT TEH DEVELOPERS OF TEH TRANSLASHUN ENGINE AN WEBSITE DID NOT NEED TO UNDERSTAN WHUT TEH FRASES WAZ ALL ABOUT WHICH MEANS THAT ESSENTIALLY TEH KWESHUNABLE CHINEEZ ROUM THOUGHT EXPERIMENT WAZ SUCCESSFULLY PUT AT WORK BY THEM. THIS CONSTITUTES ANUDDR FIRST FOR THIS GROUP OF PEOPLE HOO CANNOT EVEN SPELL HAI PORPERLY. T ADVANCE TEH TRANSLATOR'S ABILITIES T PRODUCE TEXT THAT AR INTELLIGIBLE BY TEH DEVELOPERS THEMSELVES ANUDDR MODULE WAZ DEVELOPED AN ADDED (BY THIRD PARTY DEVELOPERS) WHICH EXTRACTS TEH CONTEXT (MEANIN) OF TEH TEXT AN MAKES CHANGES OR ADDISHUNS WHICH REFLECT WHUT CAT WOULD BE LIKESLY T THINK OR COMMENT ABOUT TEH SUBJECT MATTR. TEH PRODUCED TEXT SEEMS THEREFURE "MOAR NATURALLY" RETARDED. TEH SPOKENPERSON OF TEH DEVELOPERS GROUP REFUSED T COMMEN ON RUMOURS THAT THEY THINK AZ MUCH AZ CAT CAN THINK.

edit TEH LOLCAT FOARUM AN PROFILES

RECENTLY, IN AN ATTEMPT 2 UNITE ALL INARTICULATE RESIDENTS OF TEH PLANET, UNDR TEH PRETEXT OF INTEREST IN TEH LOLCAT MEME AN THEIR SUPPOSED LOVES FUR ANIMALS, TEH CREATORS OF TEH LOLCAT TRANSLATOR PROJECT[3] ADDED ON TEH WEBSITE SOCIAL NETWORKIN AN DISCUSSHUN-FOARUM FACILITIES. TEH GRAFICAL USR INTERFACE WAZ ESPECIALLY DESIGNED SO THAT IT AR EASY ENOUGH FR TEH TARGETED GROUP 2 FIN ITS WAY AROUN AN ATTEMPT T COMMUNICATE WITH LIEK-"MINDED" INDIVIDUALS.

edit C ALSO

OTHR RELATD PROJECTS INCLUDE TEH LOLCAT BIBLE TRANZLASHUN PROJECT WHICH IZ AN ATTEMPT 2 TRANZLATE TEH WHOLE BIBLE INTO LOLCAT SPEEK, SO DAT WE CAN CONVERT EVEN KATS INTO CHRISTIANITY SINCE ALL HUMANZ DAT WUZ NOT ALREADY CONVINCD 2 EMBRACE SUM FORM OV IT HAS BEEN ELIMINATD. AT TEH SAME TIEM IT RUMOURD DAT PRIESTS AN THEOLOGIANZ R EAGR 4 INCREASIN THEIR MYSPACE FREND COUNTS DUE 2 INCREASD PRESURE BY TEH VATICAN.

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