Leetness

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In general Leetness can be said to be “the potential to cause Kewl (not to be confused with cool) things”.

The most common definition of leetness is the amount of Kewl that a person or thing can do, although it comes in a variety of forms, leetness of all types(haxx0r, ninja, pirates etc) can be put in one of three broad categories: computer's, pwnage and the “Fundamental Elements”. By this definition, potential for Kewl and leetness have the same units called the Leet. The leet is an SI unit and is the amount of Kewl generated by boiling a liter of water.

The amount of leetness in any system is closed, that is to say Leetness is conserved, to take the case of boiling a liter of water, a leet is taken from the water and transfers it to the person.

[edit] Categories of Leetness

As noted all forms of leetness can be categorized as belonging to one of three forms: Computers, Pwnage and the Fundamental Elements. Some forms of leetness are even combinations of the primary three.

[edit] Computers

Computers are one of the most common forms of leetness, for example haxXess of a computer may generated upwards of 4 kiloleets and this increases exponentially the more secure the system.

For example a haxx0r who enters military computers could gain leetness in the teraleet range.

Leetness is also gained by having a powerful, or unusual computer. A top-of-the-line b0x can be worth 500-600 leets.

[edit] Pwnage

Another source of leetness is through Pwnage, by defeating or 0wning an opponent, this includes causing an opponent to ph33r you or from mad tekniq.

A notable subcaticary of pwnage is the expressive; by shouting comments like r0x0r or suxx0r leet’s are transferred from all those reading the comments to the expresser, though the amount of leetness gathered in this form is usually small seldom if ever entering the kiloleet range. omg is not in the cave man time lol

[edit] Fundamental elements

The fundamental elements are concepts, things and people of pure leetness. Merely being associated with one of these fundamental elements results in huge transfer of leetness.

The fundamental elements include people like ninjas and pirates or concepts like ...of Doom, mega, pr0n and Jebus. Which can easily transfure leetness in the kilo if not megaleet range.