L. Ron Hubbard

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L Ron contemplating the true nature of existence with his superior wisdom

“wtf”

~ Elrond Hubbard on Pikachu

“Well, It seemed like a good idea at the time.”

~ L. Ron Hubbard on Scientology

“I am JESUS... I killed him until he died from it.”

~ Sir Charles M. Talleyrand on L. Ron Hubbard

“Careful or I'll brainwash you!”

~ L. Ron Hubbard on Everyone who's ever insulted him

LaFlatulence Elrond Hubbard (born April 1st, 1983 in Sector V-SG, Metchusua Blargia Universe (UTC)), probably the biggest nutter of all time, is an American crackpot and popular folk Elvish Impersonator. He is currently the strongest and most sought after end game boss in the MMORPG World of Warcraft

Elrond should not be confused with Elrob Hubbard, the inventor of the best-selling donut vending machine Commodore 64.

He is also the older brother of Frank Hubbard (misspelled Frank Herbert), a Historian of the planet Arrakis.

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In early 1976, the Council of L. Ron was convened in Branson, Missouri, the purpose of which was to decide on a course of action in regards to the One Ring as well as to settle on a first round draft pick for the Ohio State Buckeyes. Possible courses of action included:

walking into Mordor
rocking into Mordor
using the fucking eagles, shitheads
dressing up as hookers and using their disguises to gain access to Mordor
midgets
"paying" Mexicans to do it
Doing it later, after we eat...

L. Ron Hubbard during his days with the JLA

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