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This article needs liposuction!
This poor old lady is not in her better shape, but we wish we could trust
your swift hands to bring her back to her former glory.
We mean rewrite it!


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[edit] Symbolism

Not much about the actual letter "L" is known other then it has been featured on sesame street. We do know, however, that L is a major part of some of the best words in the English language:

~Love ~Liposuction ~Lugubrious (nobody actually knows what this word means) ~Leech ~ArmadiLLo ~Liposuction

[edit] Capitalism

See also, this picture.

L is the ultimate capital letter, because even it's lowercase has a lowercase. Thus widening his FanBase!

L's name is a bitch to write. It often takes a full 15 minutes and a set of expensive calligraphy pens to get it right.

[edit] Sexuality

L is a lover of asses, especially the ones of the letter J. J has frim, curvy end and has a smooth, straight line which leads up to the upper body. A magnificent figure such as this makes a lowercase L transform into an uppercase L at a flip of a switch. The two are known to get it on day and night in many such places as public benches, elementary schools, the kitchen, and even on the set of Grey's Anatomy

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