Kyle Broflovski

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The epitamy of Jewish children.

A little known fact about Kyle is that he is a frequent patron at the local Disco.

“Fuckin' Jew!”

~ Eric Cartman on Kyle Broflovski

Kyle Brofloski was born in a year that keeps him between 8-9 years old over a period of over 10 years. He is well known for being the Jew on South Park (although he is in fact a Scientologist) and for having the worst fashion sense in the show, along with his friend Stan Marsh. Kyle is a big fan of poo and is known to have fathered two children with Mr. Hankey's alcoholic wife, Monica Lewinsky. When asked about this, Mr. Hankey replied, "She was my sister. It would have been illegal for me to fuck her." Kyle is also known to take LSD on occasion. Kyle's personal supplier of LSD is Paul McCartney

A picture of Kyle before his plastic surgery.

Kyle has attended South Park Elementary for the last 10 years and is now in the fourth grade. His teacher Ms. Garrison has often said that he was The Jew. When informed that he was in fact a Muslim she responded: "A what?" Mel Gibson does not approve of this kid. hes a homo!!!!!

[edit] Religion

Kyle while seeing Passion of the Christ. He's poisoned by seeing a Holy Movie because he's a Fucking Jew.

Contrary to common belief that Kyle is a Jew, he is in fact a Scientologist. The "Jew" misconception was an evil maniacal plot thought up by Eric Cartman, possibly the best dictator since George W. Bush. As we all know, Muslims are not to be approached under any circumstances and therefore, Cartman is technicality a hero for confronting this man on numerous occasions. Kyles family are all Jews, except him; he was thrown out of the house for this reason and has started slowly converting his family to Scientology so he may recruit them in the great war against Xenu (Glenn Beck). This is a common trait of Scientologists, irrational oaths. P.s "FUCKING KYLE" said the curious timur

[edit] Why Kyle is NOT cool

Kyle being exterminated by a Dalek. You bastards!

• Green hats are SO yesterday.
• Rectum? I nearly killed him!
• Doesn't have a sidekick
• Always is real level headed and actually has a inner voice.
• Kyle has dissed Eric Cartman (NOT COOL)
• Steals most of the shows spotlight.
• Kyle's Mom slept with me and never called me back.
• His Jewfro is SO 80's.
• "Kyle's Moms a bitch"

[edit] Why Kyle IS cool

• because he is a jew
• because he has Awesome hair
• because he belongs with Stan. And Stan is awesome.. Stan+Kyle=Style
• because he is a Boy that is Femme
• because he is a Smarty
• because he is secretly a jock
• because no one else can say YOU BASTARDS like him

[edit] Also See

• Waltz with Bashir
• Cartman
• Butters
• Pagans
• Jew Scouts
• Jew Gold