Kurds
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“Woah, Kurd is Turk spelt backwards!”
~ Oscar Wilde on The Kurdish people
“I'm a fag!”
“They both had Kurds in their way!”
~ Punchline on Saddam Hussein and Miss Muffet joke
“Kurds are mountain Turks. ”
~ Turkish constitution
The Kurds, of which there are shitloads too many, are known for the fierce resistance against outsiders. Kurds have been known to set themselve on fire, rather than tell their enemies where the Great Kurdish Pot of Gold is hidden.
Kurds are Anglo-Saxon origined people. They speak Ancient English. They also have relationship with Catalons and Basquens. And all Kurds have many adaptations to cold climates. Their behaviours are very interesting. Ironically, they seem to get extremely pissed off when you violate all their rights.
[edit] Literature and Cinema
Kurds have been a great reference for literature and cinema throughout the history. The most recent movie about them was Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings, in which Kurds were trying to spread their terror into the middle earth, but they are defeated by the united army of Humans, Elves and Republican Guards in the end. Another example that we can see Kurds in modern cinema is Turtles can fly which was a documentary film about how Kurds rip land mines off with their teeth. In literature as well as in real life the biggest enemy of Kurds is Gandalf, also known as Chemical Ali. The Revival of Mordor Foundation claim that Orc is a severe misspelling of Kurd, since Kurds are known to eat Turkish babies. According to Tolkien, tapes found under Sauron's bed shows that Abdullah Öcalan and Sauron playing golf in Mordor. Kurds are also the butt of several jokes usually told by Arabs, Assyrians, & Turks but usually not by Persians since they'd rather join the Kurds and make fun of Turks instead.
