For thousands of years Jews have sent their sticky hands in to just any possible field of expertise - banking, loan sharking, weird food, loan sharking, weird sex practices, loan sharking and making loads of money.
And now, finally, the Jewish community and the World Organization of the Elders of Zion have decided to conqure yet another angle of the internet community - File Sharing. Thus, started the first Jewish Kosher peer-to-peer file sharing software - the koShare.
As part of their ongoing plot to take over the world, the JEULA for the popular Jewish file sharing software consist of some draconian articles, who wish to maintain whole control over the life and soul of the koShare user. Some of the articles are as follows:
The user shall not allow this software to be copied without paying proper fee to the legal owners of this software. The fee shall be paid in cash, US dollar and in insequencial bills.
The user is not and shall not practice a loan with a reasonable rate of interest.
The user admits that Jesus is a nice Jewish boy from a good Jewish family who simply had some wrong ideas.
As with many modern softwares the koShare strives to make install waiting time more pleasnet. Therefore, while waiting the user can expect various everyday Jewish images to pop on his screen whilst this  plays in the background. Just to put him in the groove.
rabbi > Greetings fellow Jew and welcome to koShare! Thank you for your contributions. We hope you like the place and decide to stay. If not, kiss your mezuza on the way out. Anyway, here are a few good links for novice users:
The koShare system of Graphical User Interface is the result of many years of research into minimalist GUI software. It is in fact primarily text based, with a few graphics sprinkled throughout in order to keep users who where bred on "Windows" and "Mac OS" happy. An example of this new system of GUI is seen below.
An Example of the koShare Graphical User InterfaceEdit
Welcome to koShare Ver. 1.4234 Build 245525($)
How would you like the serve the Elders of Zion today?
>TAKE OVER THE WORLD
Please lose the caps.
>Sorry, take over the world
Aren't we getting ahead of ourselvs? Don't you want some filesharing first?
>No, I want to take over the world
Can you even speak Hebrew?
>Sure, I can say SHALOM!
Oy Vey. Go and Learn Hebrew prior to world domination.
>Oh. In that case I'd like to launch a lobby attack on world terror.
Target acquired. Please enter credit card number.
Look chum, these things cost money, and being Jewish you didn't expect receiving anything for free eh? Don't worry, we have a reasonable interest rate.
The Chutzpah of some people.
Program terminated. Abort/Retry/Live in coexsitance with the Palestinians?
>Live in coexistance with the Palestinians?
SYNTAX ERRORKERNEL MALFUNCTIONFATAL SYSTEM ERROR
The system has encountered a serious failure and will now shutdown. For coexistance module please contact HAL 9000 or Deep Thought. You might as well give up now.
Oh, and you are likely to be eaten by a Jew. Take care!
Exisiting to FileSharing Mode...
Welcome to koShare's FileSharing Service, please search for a file.
>HOT JEWISH PORN
Searching for "HOT JEWISH PORN"
Found Moshe Katsav