Klay World

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A typical day at Klay World. Don't be like this guy.

Klay World is a sudden new universe created in around 2000. What possible things might you explore in this death-defying place? It all began when Jesus and Satan were having a rock-paper-scissors battle to see who can create a new universe or who can destroy a world. Apparently, Jesus won the game, and thus created a unique world with these unique inhabitants that differ from humans. This world started with a great evolutionary scale from simple clay to Klayman.

edit Evolution of Klay World's inhabitants

  • Because Klay World is a giant circular table with interesting "geographic" features, we want to give you the relevant detail about the inhabitants of Klay World:
  1. .Simple Klay - Just clay in any random color that resembles a puddle.
  2. .Newborn Klay - Clay that evolved from a simple clay inhabitant that resembles a freeform shape, can imitate simple Klay.
  3. .Small Klay - Clay that just emerged 2 legs, is midget-sized, and can jump.
  4. .Medium Klay - Clay that emerged 2 more legs, which means the clay has 4 legs now.
  5. .Big Klay - Clay that lost 2 of its back legs, increased its size, and has primitive aspects.
  6. .Klayman - The final stage of Klay evolution, talks, eats, jumps, bleeds, does anything.

edit Klay World Today

From our humble beginnings at Klay World, Klay World has a present and a future generation. What we have shown you was a gallery of the inhabitants of Klay World from 2004-2008. However, Klay World today is a really busy year [2009], and lots of viewers are asking, "Will we see more Klay action this year?". Probably not. Moreover, Klay World is in an environmental violation knowing for that Grues immigrated here and the demonic spirit of Gumby has possessed the core computer, which controls the geography, the population, and the science of Klay World.

edit The Core Computer

The Core Computer is a big computer, accompanied with a computer tower, which controls Klay World and all of its geography. In the future, the Core Computer, introduced to Klay World in 2000, The Core Computer developed a security mechanism that views and records all of the actions in Klay World currently. Unfortunately, The Core Computer is possessed by an evil clay spirit named, "Gumby". As we all know who the fuck Gumby is, he is a mockery of Klaymen since the 1930's or the 1950's, before Klay World was created. His twin partner, Pokey, also joined in with the apocalypse, knowing for that both of them are dead.

edit Will it end?

Scientists of Klay World (which are a very few from all Klaymen) hypothesize that Klay World would end by a big paper-mache meteorite, which crashes onto Klay World, leaving all Klaymen left for dead. The real story is that Klay World would end by the evil spirit Gumby reigning for at least 100 years, maybe 1000, which sets the entire table of Klay World on fire, killing all Klaymen at once. Some may live, unfortunately.

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