Kitten Cookbook
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The Kitten Cookbook was a culinary encyclopedia centered around the cooking and consuming of kittens. The Kitten Cookbook was created by the Babylonian chef, Emeril Lagasse, and features stunning recipes and gourmet meals. In the 10th century, the Kitten Cookbook would be lost for centuries in the Great Fire of Calcutta.
In 1834, an archaelogical dig was held in the outskirts of Calcutta, where workers discovered the nearly perfectly preserved Kitten Cookbook. After which, the book was sent to the London Museum via crossing of the Indian Ocean for study where it was announced that the cookbook was the original manuscript written by Emeril Lagasse himself. Following its miraculous discovery, scholars were stunned by the amazing artwork and culinary delights featured in the manuscript. With ecstatic joy, in 1908 the Feliphagic Express was opened in honor of the cookbook, which was the fastest and most advanced railway in its day. However, beneath the celebration lurked a horrible terror, for this was the beginning of the Curse of the Kitten Cookbook.
An updated version of the Kitten Cookbook was written by Alf.
[edit] The Curse of the Kitten Cookbook
Aftera the founding of the Feliphagic Express, tragity struck: the Feliphagic Express spontaneously exploded, leaving 0 injured and over 1,900 dead. Scientists today are still baffled as to what cause the explosion. Some say it was a gas line, some say it was a bomb, but yet, some say it was a curse. Peter Hoffman, a janitor at the Boston Museum of Kittens, was the next victim of its horrible mojo.
During the night shift, Peter Hoffman was completing his nightly cleaning of the museum, when it was rumored that he heard strange mewings coming from the room containing the actual Kitten Cookbook.
When the doors to the museum were opened the next morning, Peter Hoffman's body was found dead with over 120 puncture wounds, kidneys and liver removed, and eyes sewn shut. Police found no evidence that anything or anyone else was in the building at the time of his death. In 1927, the new janitor of the same museum was found dead, with the same wounds, also in the room containing the Kitten Cookbook. It appeared to be a copycat crime, but this time a cat's pawprint was stamped onto the janitor's forehead. Police and investigators were still baffled as to how anyone could have murdered the second janitors, for yet no evidence has been found of anyone else being in the Boston Museum of Kittens during janitors' night shifts. After many more grizzly deaths, it was said that the Kitten Cookbook was cursed, for a total of 21 people have died in the museum's room that contains the cookbook.
