Some say that the high you feel from kitten huffing comes from absorbing the [[soul]] exiting the body. Others say it is the post-mortem gases that the kitten expels that give the practice its euphoric effects. The truth is we have the combined efforts of the [[RIAA]] and the [[MPAA]] to thank for the practice and effect of kitten huffing. Without their tireless [[shit|research]], not only would we be without a great past-time, but we'd also have wasted hours of time reading factual data instead of their skewed data on [[music]] and [[movie]] sales.
Some say that the high you feel from kitten huffing comes from absorbing the [[soul]] exiting the body. Others say it is the post-mortem gases that the kitten expels that give the practice its euphoric effects. The truth is we have the combined efforts of the [[RIAA]] and the [[MPAA]] to thank for the practice and effect of kitten huffing. Without their tireless [[shit|research]], not only would we be without a great past-time, but we'd also have wasted hours of time reading factual data instead of their skewed data on [[music]] and [[movie]] sales.
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Additionally, kitten huffing risks eternal damnation, as it is one of the [[Seven Deadly Sins]]. But man, the experience is WICKED.
The technique that works the best tends to be the 'cupped hands approach'. This technique, developed by Santa Claus, quote, "...gets you high as a motherfucker!"
1. Catch a live kitten.
2. Cup hands around kitten's head leaving a small hole for you to put your mouth around.
3. Inhale strongly until you have sucked the life from the kitten.
Some say that the high you feel from kitten huffing comes from absorbing the soul exiting the body. Others say it is the post-mortem gases that the kitten expels that give the practice its euphoric effects. The truth is we have the combined efforts of the RIAA and the MPAA to thank for the practice and effect of kitten huffing. Without their tireless research, not only would we be without a great past-time, but we'd also have wasted hours of time reading factual data instead of their skewed data on music and movie sales.
Additionally, kitten huffing risks eternal damnation, as it is one of the Seven Deadly Sins. But man, the experience is WICKED.
