Kira Nerys

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Kira, in full ceremonial garb, during her weekly mating ceremony.

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Major Kira Nerys was born on Bajor as the first daughter to a prominent Cardassian. She is probably best known for her time on Deep Throat: Nine, making history as the first non-minority sex symbol in Star Trek. Kira is also a well known sexual freedom fighter, bare knuckle boxer, and Intendant for Cisco.

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