King Harkinian

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Unable to cope with the scrubbing, Harkinian said "ENOUGH, my shit sails in the morning". He left America in utter turmoil to go back and rule [[Hyrule]] once again, getting an operation to return him to the white fat drunken bastard we all know and [[love]]. Hyrule's people were much less than pleased, for they found Ganon was a much more competent leader than Harkinian would ever be.
 
Unable to cope with the scrubbing, Harkinian said "ENOUGH, my shit sails in the morning". He left America in utter turmoil to go back and rule [[Hyrule]] once again, getting an operation to return him to the white fat drunken bastard we all know and [[love]]. Hyrule's people were much less than pleased, for they found Ganon was a much more competent leader than Harkinian would ever be.
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Still trying to forget about his failure at presidency, In 2010 King applied for a role in The Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword. But the bitches at Nintendo told him that his huge penis wouldn't fit in the game, and that he was such a fat-ass even Ganon didn't appear. The villain's role was given to an emo-bitch named Ghirahim who was constantly trying to rape Link and help him to complete his quest. Which was to make his sword point skyward. The King was disgusted with the company and decided to create his own game: The Legend of Dinner Skyward Fork. Though it failed to sell in any PAL regions and was only played by Osama Bin Laden.
   
 
==Memoirs==
 
==Memoirs==

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