King Boo

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Supervillain
King Boo
Classification	Ghost
Position	Terror of the universe
Weapon	Tongue
Loyalty	N/A
In it for	Revenge on Luigi and Mario.

King Boo is a cursed ghost who is somehow best buds with Petey Piranha and likes is the king of boos. King Boo once lured Luigi Mario into Luigi's Mansion to try and eat him, but Luigi fought back with a vacuum cleaner 3000. What a rip off. He came back from the grave when some scientist, just for the heck of it, revived him with a cool gadget thing. He then invaded Mario games and met Petey Piranha and Waluigi, and, after killing Waluigi, went on a crime spree with Petey Piranha. In his spare time, King Boo enjoys vandalizing Wikipedia, and enjoys watching Nickelodeon when he has no one to scare.

King Boo was the first president of the United States. After being inaugurated, he was quickly assassinated, and George Washington took over the role of president. This however, is not taught in history books or in schools, because, as it is widely known, America is racist to spooks.

[edit] A Poor Joke about King Boo

Knock Snock. "Boo's there?" Boo. "Boo Boo?" Haha, you made a freaking boo boo!

Mario believed this joke to be poor quality also.

[edit] Ruler of Earth

It was prophesied in the book of Nintendis that King Boo would some day conquer Earth. It is widely believed that Michael Jackson becoming white (just like a ghost...No wait, he already is a ghost, because he's alredy DEAD!!!!!), and the creation of The Ghost Busters are clear signs of the prophesy being fulfilled.

[edit] Facts about King Boo

• He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake.
• He likes to eat Macaroni & Cheese for breakfast.
• He once had gay sex with Big boo.
• In 2003, King Boo said on the radio that he wants you to lick him.
• He loves pie.
• On Saturday night, he likes to go into town, dressed as Queen Boob.
• Every two times a week, he wolud scare the Taco Bell head quarters every now and then with Bender.