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Kim Kardashian is emblematic of the shallowness of American culture in the first two decades of the new millennium. While some cultural critics call her the prime avatar of the "famous for being famous" faux celebrity crowd, she along with Paris Hilton is a new breed of cat whose celebrity comes from the release of a sex tape and the canny exploitation of the resulting publicity. Like her good friend Miss Hilton (their relationship predates Kim's "celebrity", Kardashian is possessed of photogenic good looks but is short of any other discernible talents outside the bedroom. Both expanded their celebrity by becoming reality TV "stars".
Porn pioneer Harry Reems has commented how surprised he is at how porn stars like Jenna Jameson are accepted now in mainstream culture. His life was ruined by his participation in porn in its "Golden Years". As for Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian, the release (accidental or not-so-accidental) of boudoir tapes did not result in shame but celebration. America like ancient Rome seems to have shuffled off the moral coil of virtue of the Republic and is now enjoying its Imperial self in an orgy of ignominy. It is always more fun on the toboggan ride down the hill than it was schlepping up it in the first place. The backlash against Kardashian has been ugly. Commenting on Kim and her family, the stars of "Keeping Up with the Kardashians" (2007), English actor Daniel Craig told "GQ" magazine, "You see that and you think, 'What, you mean all I have to do is behave like a [expletive] idiot on television and then you'll pay me millions?'"
Madmen (2007) star Jon Hamm was even more direct, saying in an "Elle" magazine interview, "Whether it's Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated." He went on to say, "Being a [expletive] idiot is a valuable commodity in this culture. You're rewarded significantly." After Kim and her family signed a new, four-year, $40 million deal for their show, Jonah Hill joined in, saying that, "The fact that the Kardashians could be more popular than a show like Madmen is disgusting."
In the decadence that is America of the $15-trillion deficit and no serious plans from either part for a solution to the economic problems of the "Great Recession", Kim Kardashian was welcomed to her second White House Correspondents Association Dinner in Washington, D.C. in 2012 and made fun of, not only by host Jimmy Kimmel but by President Barack Obama himself.
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Kim has been accused of using butt pads, but it all natural. In due time, her ass will receive its own television show when viewers become bored looking at her face. This will also satisfy the others who don't want to see it at all. Some people say that the nation of Moldova is located on the left cheek.