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Killing was happily discovered in mid-1930's by Doctor Cain Killing (well done for that), who also invented the lie by lying about his name in the first place and coined the world killing hence to not let the world forget how uber-great he was. It was obvious that the public wouldn't come to see people standing on hoses and trains coming out of tunnels anymore; this is why, for the second time in history, the World Trust For Problems With Not Earning Dollars (WTFPWNED) met. After about two months of debating and drinking more than twenty-seven thousand liters of coffee, vodka and other boosting liquids, Someone finally said 'Jesus, we're screwed.'. These noble words started Wilhelm's train of thought, which was as follows:

$Jesus - Christ - bananas - monkeys + japan \times mosquitos + terrorists - university of Cambridge + vodka + kittens - puppies - honeymoon - \sqrt{ \mbox{tom cruise} + b - 4a \sqrt{ \delta * \epsilon * \bigodot}} - Jesus = Kill$

## Reasons for KillingEdit

There are many reasons for the wanton destruction of your fellow human beings. For one, they take up a lot of valuable space and waste precious oxygen with their cries of "DON'T KILL ME, I WANT TO LIVE! LIVE!!!". Secondly, they've been known to log onto internet repositories of utterly factual information, and pollute it with articles like these. Thirdly, killing is an excellent method of exerting aggression in a manner that is safe, productive, and state-approved. Why, there are few things more satisfying than coming home after a long day hacking through fibrous muscle, hardy bone, and yielding brain matter! Really, nothing is more American than killing! And if you're not American, then you're a communist! Be careful of tesseracts. They will kill you.